Game : Random Adventures

[Ricky_Honejasi]

rename Taeradun's Party to TEAM ROCKET

also, SHOW HER MY PIE PIECE if you know what i mean

Party renamed.

Taeradun unzip his "pants" by pushing one of his armor buttons. The jungle woman is confused as she saw the "CENSORED" sign suddenly appearing as soon that Taeradun's genitals were any visible.

[dreamerhorwitz]

"Don't play with me!" Steven snapped, " Alright? There's a wanted poster, with my face, in one of your bars, the barkeep is dead, and whoever had the sense to fight me didn't have enough gull to finish the job! By the way, I've taken every weapon I have and placed them in front of you. What harm can I do?
" Besides, I'm not leaving until I've gotten the whole story. Now about that wanted poster..."

[Rocco]

Requests to buy an Anti-Tank weapon with target locking ability.

[Zilla-]

smiles

[Thalraxal]

Arveleg, being an adventurer, naturally grabs every piece of loot he can find, dangerous Scorpy weaponry and untasty rations included.

Arveleg continues to explore his piece of the Doackmobile, hoping to find more loot and someway to get back home.

[IskatuMesk]

"Well, it's a good thing I am immortal." KING FUCKIN' DOACK comments to himself as he observes the chaos. He takes a moment before scratching his chin and reaching into his pocket and withdrawing his dagger of escape.

"By routing this into the hull I can create a dimensional shift and appear at a pre-determined location. But first..."

KING FUCKIN' DOACK then withdraws the ace in his sleeve - Overlord Fox. With a press of a button, Overlord Fox activates.

"Find the crew and liquify them all. We must use them as a power source for the next phase of our supremely diabolical and twisted plans."

[Aekenon]

At the crossroads, Aekes carefully examines the signpost.  Wondering which way Desler would have gone, he calls upon his instincts for the answer.  After a moment spent in a vaguely meditative state, he shouts out his conclusion.  "Loveville!  He's going to Loveville!"

Immediately his traveling partner Chalupa whipped him in the back of the head.  "Don't be an idiot, you idiot."  Chalupa then gestured towards the Mexico route.  "If you'll notice, that's the only road with tire tracks."

Aekes scratched his chin, attempting to look thoughtful.  "True enough.  Let's go thatta way then."

[Ricky_Honejasi]

Steven : "Don't play with me!" Steven snapped, " Alright? There's a wanted poster, with my face, in one of your bars, the barkeep is dead, and whoever had the sense to fight me didn't have enough gull to finish the job! By the way, I've taken every weapon I have and placed them in front of you. What harm can I do?
" Besides, I'm not leaving until I've gotten the whole story. Now about that wanted poster..."

"Oh the bounty? It has your face? ... It is a honest mistake, I am so sorry, one of my men did confuse you with someone else. I will solve this fairly soon enough, just keep a ... low profile for now." said the mayor which he seems to be innocent but oddly playful when he talks about it.

Bobert : Requests to buy an Anti-Tank weapon with target locking ability.

Bobert discovers that his mini space ship does have an Anti-Tank weapon on it. That Japanese student sure was fanatical enough to add some weapons to it beforehand.

smiles Smiley

Zilla smiles at Hansen's misfortune as Hansen gets out of his pie piece in New Mexico with smoking coming out. Various Mexicans are seeing his pie piece, Hansen and Zilla. They are not sure if the strangest they saw was the pie piece or the ghostly Zilla.

Arveleg : Arveleg, being an adventurer, naturally grabs every piece of loot he can find, dangerous Scorpy weaponry and untasty rations included.

Arveleg continues to explore his piece of the Doackmobile, hoping to find more loot and someway to get back home.

Arveleg picks up three unknown Scorpy weapons and 25 emergency scorpy rations along with a bag to fit all of them.

Since he doesn't know about the weapons, he could find a weapon database on a computer and try to match the weapons' looks to the real things.

Weapon #1 : Anal Ripper EXTREME
A gun-like weapon with a metal dildo with spikes on the top of it. Turns 800 full turns per second. Decent melee weapon especially in its intended weak point : the butt. Powered by nuclear. Also popular by many scorpies both for battle and for hot activities.

Weapon #2 : Scorpy Captain Pistol XXIX
Special Issue gun to scorpy captains, can shoot 50 rounds per second . Has a capacity of 10 rounds. Automatic only with heat seeking. Each round is a mini-missile that can make huge holes in people. Mostly untested yet (but still given to captains nonetheless).

Weapon #3 : Scorpy Grenade "Toy"
Filled with explosives. A scorpy toy given to children as they learn how to use weapons by throwing it on everyone else often killing others or themselves by explosion. Some genius scorpy soldiers were seen using them cleverly as they throw them on enemies to kill them instead of charging the enemy. A known and true toy.

Arveleg is white from the descriptions he saw. He still keep the odd weapons anyway in case he needs them or to sell them to some wierdo somewhere.

However as he tries to use the computer to move around in space, he gets denied access messages.

Now, Arveleg became the first "Magical Haxxor" as he uses magic to manipulate the computer into accepting his commands and then his pie piece goes back to the planet to wherever his home is.

Items gained :
25 emergency scorpy rations
1 big bag
Anal Ripper EXTREME
Scorpy Captain Pistol XXIX
Scorpy Grenade "Toy"

[Ricky_Honejasi]

"Well, it's a good thing I am immortal." KING FUCKIN' DOACK comments to himself as he observes the chaos. He takes a moment before scratching his chin and reaching into his pocket and withdrawing his dagger of escape.

"By routing this into the hull I can create a dimensional shift and appear at a pre-determined location. But first..."

KING FUCKIN' DOACK then withdraws the ace in his sleeve - Overlord Fox. With a press of a button, Overlord Fox activates.

"Find the crew and liquify them all. We must use them as a power source for the next phase of our supremely diabolical and twisted plans."

Doack drew Overlord Fox from his pants and activates him. Overlord Fox liquify the crew into organic matter that he collects. Fox comes back to Doack with the big set of organic matter and drops it into the odd power engine of the pie piece Doack is. The power engines seems to gain a lot of power.

Doack use his dagger of escape into the hull and is ready to teleport somewhere.

Aekes : At the crossroads, Aekes carefully examines the signpost.  Wondering which way Desler would have gone, he calls upon his instincts for the answer.  After a moment spent in a vaguely meditative state, he shouts out his conclusion.  "Loveville!  He's going to Loveville!"

Immediately his traveling partner Chalupa whipped him in the back of the head.  "Don't be an idiot, you idiot."  Chalupa then gestured towards the Mexico route.  "If you'll notice, that's the only road with tire tracks."

Aekes scratched his chin, attempting to look thoughtful.  "True enough.  Let's go thatta way then."

And they are in route towards New Mexico.

Delay before arriving to New Mexico. Will arrive on real date of August 19.

[Rocco]

Bobert is very excited to get his new Anti-Tank weapon. He picks up the rocket launcher and shoots it randomly at a Mexican.

[IskatuMesk]

Activate the jerry-rigged jump drive and teleport into everywhere.

[dreamerhorwitz]

Steven thought as hard as he could. He really managed to walk into a dead end this time. Without so much as a hair of evidence, he couldn't blame the new mayor for anything. Heck, if he even touched him, he'd be placed in jail for assault. But his two goons on the other hand...

Steven stood up, with a smirk on his face. "I'll let you be. For now. Until then, remember one thing." He suddenly appeared between the two and pushed the knight up against the witch's nails, being careful not to force them past the chain mail.
"I'm Samurai." With that he disappeared.

[Ricky_Honejasi]

Bobert is very excited to get his new Anti-Tank weapon. He picks up the rocket launcher and shoots it randomly at a Mexican.

Bobert tries to get the Anti-Tank weapon but it is integrated into his small space ship. However, he flies his ship in orbit over the New location Mexico and starts shooting missiles randomly.

Various Mexicans get blown up in Mexico, in fact one of the bloody bodies flies over Hansen's metal pie piece from a nearby explosion.

Another's various parts are forcedly separated from the explosion's blast and the head flies left of Desler as he drives his lowrider car in New Mexico. Desler was surprised.

A few buildings gets destroyed as well. New Mexico is now currently in a panic from a possible alien invasion.

Activate the jerry-rigged jump drive and teleport into everywhere.

And he does. He teleports into various locations :

1) in some random guy's butt, bleeding it to death after re-teleporting
2) Into Zilla's ghost body and seeing temporally Hansen after teleporting again
3) Into a planet's heat core for 0.0001 second, he needed to heat up a bit.
4) Into a scorpy's dreams, gosh he wish he didn't do that location.
5) Into a tv screen, making him a star on a TV channel for a short period of time.
6) In heavens, too holy for his taste but a body among spirits doesn't fit well. However he managed to steal god's pants.

However after Doack fiddles a bit too much with the jerry-rigged jump drive, he is now truly ... everywhere ... out of phase. He can do things everywhere but random things can happen as the "out of phase" affects each "himself" in the whole universe.

Item acquired :
God's Pants.

Steven thought as hard as he could. He really managed to walk into a dead end this time. Without so much as a hair of evidence, he couldn't blame the new mayor for anything. Heck, if he even touched him, he'd be placed in jail for assault. But his two goons on the other hand...

Steven stood up, with a smirk on his face. "I'll let you be. For now. Until then, remember one thing." He suddenly appeared between the two and pushed the knight up against the witch's nails, being careful not to force them past the chain mail.
"I'm Samurai." With that he disappeared.

And he did leave the office. The mayor did smile as a patient man that will get what he will want in due time meanwhile the two bodyguards clearly have more of an open on Steven. Steven is now out of the office and everything is calm outside.

Odds are, he will have to go somewhere else for some action. But where? Meanwhile, he might remember something interesting to do.

[Rocco]

Bobert is still drinking, Bobert crashes into shantytown.

[Ricky_Honejasi]

Bobert is still drinking, Bobert crashes into shantytown.

And it happens as he voluntary crashes into shantytown while more or less acting innocently. Various people around him wonder what the hell happened at his crashing site.