Game : Random Adventures

[Ricky_Honejasi]

Episodes of the story :
Episode 1 : Chaos at the tavern
Episode 2 : Doackmobile on the run
Episode 3 : Death and Bounty
Episode 4 : The loli invasions

Normally I would do it at SA's Forum Gameses but since SA becomes more and more dead ...

This is basically a game where you decide what you want to do. It is set in a fantasy medieval-like setting. It is NOT intended to be a serious game, thus feel free to do idiotic things.

Basically, here's how it will work :

1) I will be the gamemaster although I might decide secondary gamemasters.
2) You are allowed to pop in at any time of the game, you are not stuck to wait the next game to get in if you want to play.
3) You decide some character to play as. You allowed to have any kind of character as long your character isn't basically god (although it can be a demi-god or a ridiculously powerful character if you want).
4) Your character will be in a party of some sort. Your party can be solo (you alone). A party always stick together and is always in the same location (ex : same house, same general area of a dungeon, etc.) unless a player decides that their character forcedly split from his party.
5) Each player can do individual actions in their current location.
6) Any action that really influences other parties or change their party's location are considered "major actions" and only carried out every "tick" of 3 days of real time. Exception : If you are a solo party, you may bypass that tick if there is no other party present at the same location that can possibly influence you.
7) If you enter the game later than the beginning, you can only start at the tavern's location unless you are joining an existent party at their current location.

ALL STARTING PARTIES : THE TAVERN

Note : All starting parties (and future solo parties) starts at the tavern's location. By default, all starting characters will seating on some chair at some table inside the tavern.

First tick (to change locations) on August 13th.

Ah ... a common starting location of future "heroes". Although the beer tastes kind of awful ... heck the barman is doing some suspicious stuff behind the counter but no one seems to care at the moment. It might possibly explain the beer's taste.

Anyway, there is that table with guys with cigars playing poker with real money. One almost naked guy is currently losing its only remaining shorts quite literally into an inevitable humiliation. The other guys at that table are smiling quite devilishly and they did seem to win a wee little bit too often.

The next table, some barmaid is currently cruising some man. That barmaid is definitively NOT model quality although passable in the end. The man is falling for him. While he is holding a beer, it seems unsure if he did drink a bit too much or not.

Two drunk men are wrestling to see who is the strongest. It is hilarious to see how they fall and miss each other for hours on end. You also see a set of men betting on which one will "win".

You also hear some loud noises from the other side of some door. It might be best to not come closer since the noises sounds too ... unethical.

There are also various other tables with persons of various types. You just have to spot them and go to them if you want ...

There is a wanted poster on the board near the exit door. However, it is unclear who's the bounty on at the distance of your table.

There is also THE exit door. You do remember there is at least a church, marketplace and a weapon shop. Of course, there is also outside the town. However, you also do remember there are other points of interest to go to in that town or outside town if you do remember them ...

[Taeradun]

3) You decide some character to play as. You allowed to have any kind of character as long your character isn't basically god (although it can be a demi-god or a ridiculously powerful character if you want).

Taeradun
Level 22 Protoss High Templar

Left hand (primary):
    Crowbar
Right hand (secondary):
    -
Body:
    Protoss Ground Armor Lv2
Legs:
    Camo Cargo Pants
Head:
    -
Others equipped:
    Protoss Plasma Shield Lv1
    Khaydarin Amulet
Inventory:
    40 Euros
    Pokeball [Lv5 Mudkip]
    Lv3 iPhone
    Sunglasses of +2 YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

Actions:
go watch drunk dudes wrestling until more dudes show up to join the party

[Anonymous]

KING FUCKIN' DOACK
Level 6942 Doackmaster

Right Hand (Primary):
   Loli
Left Hand (Secondary):
  Soul Edge
Body:
  Carapace - +42
  Iridescent Shell - +42
Legs:
  Cowboy boots - +69
Head:
  Enormous Tophat
Others:
Greased-up Cheese Grater
Mancatcher Pitchfork
Desert Pigeon, Standard-issue Confederate Sidearm
Chicken Item Carrier
DAGON zappy zappy
Dagger of Escapeee
Fur Coat
Minigun
Scorpy-on-a-stick
Zilla Manifestation Device
Overlord Fox

Special Ability -
Transform into Captain Planet

Actions:
Crash death star into planet.

[Taeradun]

Mudkip! I choose you!

[Marco]

Desler
Level 1 Mexican

Left hand (primary):
    Pistola (wielded sideways)
Right hand (secondary):
    Pistola (wielded sideways)
Body:
    Shirt with picture of Virgin Mary on it.
Legs:
    Black Pants
Head:
    Hat (worn backwards)
Others equipped:
    Underwear
Inventory:
    Empty Wallet
   
Actions:
I cut you.  I cut you.

[Ricky_Honejasi]

Current parties at Tick 0 :

Taeradun's party :
Taeradun (Solo, Party Leader)
Location : Tavern

Doack's party :
KING FUCKIN' DOACK (Solo, Party Leader)
Location : Tavern

Desler's party :
Desler (Solo, Party Leader)
Location : Tavern

Note : As party leader, you can rename your party as whatever you want (like a group name or something if you want). You can also fuse or split parties even if you are a party leader.

Current actions at Tick 0 :

go watch drunk dudes wrestling until more dudes show up to join the party

You watch the various drunk guys fight more and more. It is starting to be dangerous as they are now using empty bottles as part of their duel. The bets are skyrocketing due to the additional danger. The management doesn't seem to care much as it become too usual for it to happen in the tavern.

Crash death star into planet.

You go into a "deep" meditation as you see simply clap your fingers as a one-part of death star summoning. You are currently enjoying the mental thoughts of it as total chaos rampage through the lands. You start laughing devilishly and maniacally and the other patrons are starting to see you very funny. Some of them are running head first outside of the tavern. It does take a lot to scare them away in the first place considering how ridiculous the tavern is in general.

You can see that a death star seems to be coming towards a planet.

Note : Final results of Doack's action at end of Tick 0.

Mudkip! I choose you!

Mudkip comes out of Taeradun's pokeball.

What Mudkip will do?

Meanwhile Mudkip mudkips some patrons there and there disturbing the already non-existant peace inside the tavern.

I cut you.  I cut you.

Desler have a sudden urge to cut someone ... twice. However, he realize not only he is unsure of who to cut but he doesn't have anything to cut with in the first place. He is still unsure of the victim but meanwhile he breaks his empty wine bottle on his table while holding the bottle's top so he would have at least a broken wine bottle to cut someone with.

Inventory gained : Broken Wine Bottle

[Taeradun]

call Mudkip back

and

"hey Desler and Doack who wants to partay"

[Ricky_Honejasi]

[Quote=Taeradun]call Mudkip back

and

"hey Desler and Doack who wants to partay"[/quote]

Mudkip didn't want to come back and continued to mudkips a lot of people. Taeradun had to crank out his crowbar to harm his mudkip into hardcore re-submission (just like the first time anyway so no biggie) so it comes back into his pokeball.

Then he yell wide open "hey Desler and Doack who wants to partay?" across the whole tavern. As expected, the various patrons only turned their head towards Taeradun out of curiousity and then quickly went back to whatever they were doing.

[Milldawg]

DOCTOR NOSEBONE
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Race: Troglodyte
Class: Overlord
Profession: Doctor
Dokes: in my coke

Strength: 2
Agility: 3
Intelligence: 0
Vitality: Infinity (indestructible)
Virility: 69

Left hand: empty
Right hand: a stick
Body: magenta garbage bag
Head: 6-foot sombrero
Eyes: none
Nose: a bone

Inventory: a dildo

Special abilities: can perform complex surgeries using only a stick and a dildo

I would like to join Doack's party and poke him with a stick.

[Marco]

Desler declares everyone in the bar is being racist toward him.
Action:  Fire Pistolas while holding them sideways.  -20 Accuracy Bonus

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[Zilla-]

Zilla
Level 4 Communist

Right hand (primary):
    Hammer
Right hand (secondary):
    Sickle
Body:
    Red Trenchcoat
Legs:
    Red Pants
Head:
    Red Fedora
Others equipped:
    AK-47
    Belt
Inventory:
    Vodka
    Communist Manifesto
    Vodka
    Knives(4)
    Vodka
    Internet Materialization Device

Action:
Bitch about having posts deleted for wanting to rape chicks in the church I KNOW YOU DID IT.

[Ricky_Honejasi]

I would like to join Doack's party and poke him with a stick.

A memorable time starts :

Doctor Nosebone pops out of nowhere in the tavern and goes directly towards Doack. Doack's aura of immense power is felt in the whole town, bringing untold fear in the heart of various people, often making them commit suicide on the spot.

Despite that, Doctor Nosebone just came in front of him ...

... fearlessly?
... in submission?
... simply ignorant?

Whatever his motives, he just said "Can I come with you?" to him.  Doack's eyes starts looking straight in the face and is thinking of his response.

[Ricky_Honejasi]

Desler declares everyone in the bar is being racist toward him.
Action:  Fire Pistolas while holding them sideways.  -20 Accuracy Bonus

Desler jumps on the table in the middle of the tavern and goes on a shooting rage while standing on it.

While he holds his guns sideways, he misses much more than usual as bullets flies everywhere. So far, Desler due to his lack of experience, he makes continual near-critical misses as he often drops his guns and then catch them ... or his black pants fall on the table since he shot his own belt several times and he has to hold his pants while shooting (which he occasionally no longer hold his pants and the logical result arrives) .

Some patrons somehow also have guns (despite the medieval era) and starts shooting towards him but somehow their fire ends near other patrons so those patrons return fire towards the "offending" patrons and then vice-versa. This deescalate into a mass shooting tavern-wide.

Desler continues to shoot even if his fire is pretty much lost in the grand scheme of bullets flying everywhere. Praise infinite ammo!

Some accidents does happen although, one bullet of Desler's (out of 1000+) managed to land on Taeradun's hand while one of the patrons did manage to shoot the bartender to the head killing him. Without any authority, it can be endless.

[Ricky_Honejasi]

Bitch about having posts deleted for wanting to rape chicks in the church I KNOW YOU DID IT.

In the midst of the gunfire, Zilla bitch about things but his voice is barely auditable versus all the gunfire mess initially caused by Desler.

Don't ask how but some people manage to hear him ...

However, they were VERY confused by some of the words and the dialog issue between the two of them ignoring Zilla out of the bat.

Patron 1 : "Posts? Is that eatable?"
Patron 2 : "Don't know but chicks taste good."
Patron 1 : "True but there is no chicks in churchs."
Patron 2 : "Yes there is, you know when they did cut that chick's head for Cedera's Eve?"
Patron 1 : "Oh yeah and rape tastes awful!"
Patron 2 : "You dummy, rape isn't for you!"

[Aekenon]

Aekes
Level 0.1.3 Wanderer

Right Hand:
    Ridiculously clean and shiny Mythril Sword
Left Hand:
    -
Body:
    Standard Leather Armor, of a strangely pink hue
Legs:
    Leather Leggings, of a decidedly stranger blue nature
Head:
    Red Headband, tied backwards, so the loose end tends to obstruct his left eye
Other:
    Tacky Silver Amulet, resembling a four-leaf clover
    Orange-tinted Glasses
Inventory:
    An outstanding plethora of Travel Guides,
    Town Maps,
    World Maps,
    and even supposed Treasure Maps.



Action:
Driven by some weird sense of justice, the altogether baffling man feels he must quell the gunfight that has erupted in the local tavern.  Kicking down the tavern's door, he charges in, sworn drawn.  He realizes immediately that this is surely a mistake on his part, but it's too late now.