Chuck Norris Jokes! Someones gotta have something!

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Chuck Norris Secretly Has Sex With Every Woman Once a Month and thats why they bleed.
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There is no theory of evolution just a list of animals Chuck allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesnt get wet water gets chuck norrised.
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Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
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Chuck Norris has 2 speeds walk and kill.
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In the Bible Jesus turned water into wine. Chuck Norris turned that wine into Booze.
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People wear superman Pajamas. Superman wears chuck norris Pajamas
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There are no weapons of mass destruction In Iraq because chuck norris lives in Oklaholma.
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There are no races. All colors are made by chuck norris beating people to diffrent shades of black and blue.
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There are no steroids in baseball just players chuck norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris once ate a hole cake before his friend mentioned there was a stripper in it.
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When taking the Sats write chuck norris as every answer too score over 8000 points.
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You think this hole post sucks.
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