Chuck Norris Jokes! Someones gotta have something!

[Inuyasha7]

Post your best chuck norris jokes here. To get us started.

Chuck Norris secretly has sex with every woman once a month and thats why they bleed.
Chuck Norris Doesnt get wet water gets Chuck Norrised.
There is no theory of evolution just a list of animals Chuck allows to live.
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds. Walk and Kill.
In the bible Jesus turned water into wine and chuck norris turned it into beer.
People wear superman Pajamas. Superman wears chuck norris Pajamas
There are no races. All colors are made by chuck norris beating people to diffrent shades of black and blue.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Chuck norris lives in Oklaholma.
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.

[Marine]

wtf? Why make a poll?

[Inuyasha7]

So people can vote for there favorite one as i post them. Will accept others jokes btw. Last 10 are hopefuly for other peoples jokes.

[wibod]

Where's the "Ban Inuyasha7's retarded ass" option?

[Maglok]

Where's the "Ban Inuyasha7's retarded ass" option?

Steak sauce!

[Inuyasha7]

Well theres nothing in the rules against a chuck norris joke topic. Just something i thought people could get some laughs out of.

[tipereth]

This is retarded and you're retarded and you make retarded kids cry with your sheer retardedness. They think you're making fun of them.

[Marco]

Yes, it seems rehashed now, but someday the phrases 'epic win' and 'fail' will be frowned upon, just as we have seen all the old phrases fazed out.  Everything dies out, and when you try to recapture the magic you are shot in the street like this.  It's life baby.

[Inuyasha7]

All right well since no one has posted any i'll add another.

There are no steroids in baseball just players chuck norris has breathed on.

[Marine]

I doubt we care.

[Inuyasha7]

Heres another Chuck Norris once ate a hole cake before his friend could tell him theres a stripper in it,

[Lavarinth]

You know if someone votes on a poll, and you add more options later, they cannot "revote" on the poll.

[Marco]

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[Lavarinth]

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i lold

[Taeradun]

who the fuck is this iyunisha faggot and why is he making so many retarded threads