Chuck Norris Jokes! Someones gotta have something!

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Chuck Norris Secretly Has Sex With Every Woman Once a Month and thats why they bleed.
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There is no theory of evolution just a list of animals Chuck allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesnt get wet water gets chuck norrised.
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Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
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Chuck Norris has 2 speeds walk and kill.
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In the Bible Jesus turned water into wine. Chuck Norris turned that wine into Booze.
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People wear superman Pajamas. Superman wears chuck norris Pajamas
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There are no weapons of mass destruction In Iraq because chuck norris lives in Oklaholma.
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There are no races. All colors are made by chuck norris beating people to diffrent shades of black and blue.
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There are no steroids in baseball just players chuck norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris once ate a hole cake before his friend mentioned there was a stripper in it.
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When taking the Sats write chuck norris as every answer too score over 8000 points.
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You think this hole post sucks.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes! Someones gotta have something!

Post by Inuyasha7 »

Well there are no chuck norris threads (I searched it)
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We use the internet to search for them (if we actually wanted to). We dont need such boring threads about someone posting constant jokes... arnt funny.

This is probably funnier than Chuck Norris Jokes.
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Actully a couple of those are kind of funny. Overlord Saurfang Is The New Chuck Norris!
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Spiderking wrote: Think he might just be trying to up his post count?
pfft postcount

piecount is where it's at
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Says the cheater.  Don't make me bump my pie system is corrupt thread.
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oh yeah like it's really cheating to be so awesome that other people want to give you pie  ::)
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There's another pie Taer.
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You keep posting stupid chuck norris jokes when more people vote they hate your thread/poll.
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You spelled whole wrong...

But honestly, this 'hole' thread does indeed, suck.

I don't understand why Chuck Norris got the advantage of the meme. I think Morgan Freeman is a lot funnier because of the fact he's black and he's played the role of God more than once.

edit; oh yeah, and fuck internet memes. I mean, they're funny once or twice, but they get played out so damn quickly because everyone thinks they're the absolute shit because they can reference some goddamn meme every time they do something on the internet.
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Ok fine Lavarinth Please Lock This post/poll.
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Inuyasha7 wrote: Ok fine Lavarinth Please Lock This post/poll.
You mean thread/poll. :D
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hole
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???
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You spelled it "hole" when it's actually whole, is English like your second language or something?
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