Chuck Norris Jokes! Someones gotta have something!

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Chuck Norris Secretly Has Sex With Every Woman Once a Month and thats why they bleed.
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There is no theory of evolution just a list of animals Chuck allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesnt get wet water gets chuck norrised.
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Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
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Chuck Norris has 2 speeds walk and kill.
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In the Bible Jesus turned water into wine. Chuck Norris turned that wine into Booze.
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People wear superman Pajamas. Superman wears chuck norris Pajamas
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There are no weapons of mass destruction In Iraq because chuck norris lives in Oklaholma.
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There are no races. All colors are made by chuck norris beating people to diffrent shades of black and blue.
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There are no steroids in baseball just players chuck norris has breathed on.
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Chuck Norris once ate a hole cake before his friend mentioned there was a stripper in it.
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When taking the Sats write chuck norris as every answer too score over 8000 points.
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You think this hole post sucks.
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He's fresh meat.  He's our CC of tomorrow, Taer.  Don't hate.
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Lavarinth wrote:
Desler wrote: [imgwh 159x106]http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j227/ ... vovbyg.gif[/imgwh]
i lold
See Chuck Norris OWNS ALL
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Taeradun wrote: who the fuck is this iyunisha faggot and why is he making so many retarded threads
Think he might just be trying to up his post count?
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Oh come on whats wrong with making a chuck norris thread. Just trying to get some laughs.
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Post by Mr. »

Wow this is a depressing thread.

Yet a hilarious thread at the same time.



AND NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT'S NOT HILARIOUS BECAUSE OF THE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
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Post by Rocco »

This is why we have Google. Make a thread with something people don't know.
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No wonder those 30+ guests never post here, the hostility is overbearing toward newcomers.
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Hmmm... *Light bulb flickers* I got it.
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Desler wrote: No wonder those 30+ guests never post here, the hostility is overbearing toward newcomers.
The hostility is only overbearing towards newcomers when they're a pile of aids and shit.
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I'm newer here and didn't get hostility when I first came here, but when you post something thats rather old it's not really going to get positive feedback.
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Chuck Norris Never Gets Old Old Gets Chuck Norris
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They have books with Chuck Norris jokes.  Go read that.
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And you dont gotta post them all here.
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Post by Rocco »

He really must be trying to up his post count, Inuyasha, just post meaningful posts or something that everyone already hasn't heard fifty times, seriously the Chuck Norris jokes get old after about 10 of them.
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