Newbie and SC2 Beta hopeful...

[Dark-Star]

Hey all...title pretty much says it all. Signed up to Battle.Net, only to find I needed a CD key to get the beta.

Unfortunately since I am extremely low on cash, buying pretty much anything that isn't essential to life is out. So I saw an invite to join here for the beta and its editor, and the rest is history. 

Greets to all my fellow SC fans!

[IskatuMesk]

Depends if lav has any keys left and would be running any more contests.

[Magic]

How many push ups can you do, son?

[Lavarinth]

Hey all...title pretty much says it all. Signed up to Battle.Net, only to find I needed a CD key to get the beta.

Unfortunately since I am extremely low on cash, buying pretty much anything that isn't essential to life is out. So I saw an invite to join here for the beta and its editor, and the rest is history. 

Greets to all my fellow SC fans!

I'm not exactly simply handing out keys, you must win them! However, with such a sappy story at hand, tell you what: Write me a haiku about StarCraft, draw me the most amazing picture of StarCraft using MS Paint, name of three former sites I used to administer before Campaign Creations and you can have it.

[Negi]

hint: If you go to the internet archive and look at old versions of campaigncreations.com (and .org), you will find them under the affiliates.  It's up to you to figure out which one is which.

[Legion]

Hey all...title pretty much says it all. Signed up to Battle.Net, only to find I needed a CD key to get the beta.

Unfortunately since I am extremely low on cash, buying pretty much anything that isn't essential to life is out. So I saw an invite to join here for the beta and its editor, and the rest is history. 

Greets to all my fellow SC fans!

I'm not exactly simply handing out keys, you must win them! However, with such a sappy story at hand, tell you what: Write me a haiku about StarCraft, draw me the most amazing picture of StarCraft using MS Paint, name of three former sites I used to administer before Campaign Creations and you can have it.

Even though you practically did hand him a beta key, I think you threw him off by giving him those three assignments.

Not everyone gets that these 'contests' are so rediculous it's almost hilarious. You are for all intents and purposes the master of this here community.

[IskatuMesk]

I've still got a friend key I can't give away because A.) everyone I know either doesn't like sc2 or already has a key OR can't even run the damn thing (who the fuck is still running a computer that old that they can't run the minimum requirements for this thing?) and B.) no one else DESERVES IT FUCK

[Xenon]

B.) no one else DESERVES IT FUCK

Given your opinion of the game, you must think highly of everyone then. 

[IskatuMesk]

I do. Humanity is a shining beacon of hope in my primitive tunnel.

[Marco]

and B.) no one else DESERVES IT FUCK

What about a baby?  A crippled baby whose mom is a meth addicted crack addict and whose father is in a wheelchair from Vietnam?  Doesn't that baby deserve a SC2 key?

[IskatuMesk]

See A.)

But he fits better on my grill, really. Mmmmm.

[Marco]

I was examining your answer Mesk and it got me thinking.  I wonder if you can patent morally outrageous stuff?

Baby Steak

or

Automatic Racism Machine

or

Murder Weapon

[IskatuMesk]

It's probably been done before.

[Negi]

There has of course been an automatic machine racist, but not the (on the face of it) much simpler automatic racist machine. 

[Marco]

Welcome to the forum.