Pro se defendant tries faking heart attack to get a mistrial

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Pro se defendant tries faking heart attack to get a mistrial

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Oh my god he moved!

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Embarrassing to watch. 
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What's more embarrassing is that he tries to represent himself in court.

Oh well. Too bad for him.
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Theia_Loki wrote: What's more embarrassing is that he tries to represent himself in court.

Oh well. Too bad for him.
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Lol... extremely fail
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I love how he doesn't let up after the judge made it clear that everyone knows he's faking it. He knows that modern medicine has nothing on him.
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The irony here is that there's a lot of other guys who failed just as bad or worse than him.

In particular, robbing someone with a mask made of duct tape.
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