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You've done WAY more actions than you're able to.

Lavarinth wrote: You've done WAY more actions than you're able to.

He was eliminated as well, I suggest permaban.

Sorry, didn't know there was a limit.

RCcola wrote: Sorry, didn't know there was a limit.

You didn't read the instructions or read most of Ricky's post talking about limits and waiting until the next turn?

I did, I've just forgotten, I'm going back over the rules atm.

The limit mostly only applies if there is a real change of location AND you are NOT in a solo party.

My reason is that if there is anybody else in the same relative location as you (from the same party or not), it still give them a chance to tell an action or "counter" action against somebody if they want to.

Keep in mind as well that while you can say the action AND the intended result, ultimately I strongly consider your action BUT I decide the ultimate result (likely to follow your intended result unless it cannot be done or if I have to choose between two conflicting intended results, etc.).

EDIT : By the way, there is no real limit of actions per "turn" or whatever although the execution can be fast or slow in-between depending if I feel like doing it at the moment or not (also if I am stuck at my job or not).

And now that I am awake, ill read more in depth and decide the outcome of the earlier actions.

dreamerhorwitz wrote:Steven Roads : "You remind me of my first boss," Steven stated, "you know, the veggie?"
He takes out his gun, looks at it awhile, and puts it back in his holster.
"Now, what are these 'right reasons?' Better roads? Better schools? I got it! A fancy-shmancy bar! I'm I gettin' close?"

Steven Roads said all the above.

The mayor start laughing : "Ah yes, Mr.Darkshot, he was a real bounty hunter which he decide to settle for a less risky position later on. Too bad that he crossed the wrong person ... "

"The right reasons? Oh, you are getting closer but even still I already got quite a few of those bars around here."

The mayor looks at both of his bodyguards with a slightly more friendly smile but also with a certain "ownership" attitude towards them and then back at you with his devilish smile.

Wibod wrote:Chris Hansen : Hansen figures that it is time to launch Zilla into the planet. Punching Zilla in the scrotum with what could at best be described as a fondle, the communist is stuffed into a missile tube.

Wibod wrote:Chris Hansen :  Chris Hansen rushes to the bridge to find some strange looking faggot trying to pilot the doackmobile, but he is failing miserably. Grabbing a Desert Pidgeon with altogether to many modifications  attached Hansen proceeds to empty the 69 round clip into the back of Bobert's head. The stupidly high caliber being of scorpy design removed a good chunk of Bobert's upper torso and mostly sprayed the interior of the bridge with copious amounts of blood. Chris Hansen was slightly aroused.

Wibod ensures that Zilla is properly inside the special missile tube then he heard some odd things happening again in the Doackmobile which could only come from the bridge. He then rushes to the bridge and he finds Bobert already pushing a few buttons, Doack just started to mentally realize what was happening but Hansen already shot Bobert with his Desert Pidgeon.

Bobert screams in pain and dances in agony as the blood spread all over the bridge. The Bridge now have a new red painted floor, controls included.

RCCola wrote:Bobert : Shoots Chris Hansen. Laughs as he empties the magazine into wibod.

Although it was a tactic of Bobert to run around like this as he could surprise Hansen to shoot him on both legs, missing the vital points in the legs (that otherwise would make him bleed to death) but still making Hansen having a really hard time to move around.

Wibod wrote:Hansen : of course means that all of their shit was stolen and sold on the black market for pornography and sex toys.

Bobert now then falls to the ground due to his severe wounds. Hansen still have the hardcore intent of looting Bobert's weaken body thus he did it the good old WoW way. Hansen have the rank privilege of distributing anything he wants to the ship crew.

Stuff taken from Bobert into Hansen's inventory :
- 3 Bottles of Jack Daniels
- Colt .45
- Ragged Hoodie
- McDonalds T-Shirt
- Tattered Jeans
- Shitty sneakers
- Belt
- Four spare magazines for the .45
- Bobert's Car Keys

Bobert is now completely naked with a sentinel "Censored" sign in front of his genitals.

RCCola wrote:Robert : Regenerates his body, because I can.

Bobert miraculously regenerate his body due to a strange mutation inside his body. However he finds himself naked with absolutely nothing on him.

Dr. Nosebone, continuing to press random buttons in the control room, accidentally launches The Pines, a ship that consists of a bicycle taped to a hang-glider. The Pines hangar is located directly under Bobert, and The Pines suddenly springs up from beneath him, rocketing him into deep space. But The Pines has an Unnecessary Gravitation Drive which hurtles him back toward the planet, allowing him to confront his nemesis Chalupa, unless of course his body dissolves as it reenters the atmosphere. Which it does. He regenerates.

The Pines crashes into the Gobi Desert.

It is as happened as the Pines with Bobert crashes into the Gobi Desert although his insane regeneration allows him to survive all that.

Fortunately, Bobert landed near an Oasis and a Desert Village. Still naked.

Bobert was forcefully split from Doack's party and from Taeradun becoming a solo party.

Zilla wrote:Pull out a fan and slap wibod till he ragequits

Unfortunately, Zilla is already stuck inside the special missile Star Zilla and cannot do a damn thing.

In addition, he unpaused and the radiation from the star continued inside his behind.

wibod wrote:Hansen : The missile impacts the tiny fool and removes a quarter of the planet. This impact destroyed everything of value, consequently no life is found and the star fragment shoved up Zilla's ass has produced enough radiation to make any means of regeneration useless.

Hansen still didn't forget about Zilla and then painfully goes back to the buttons, hitting the button to shoot the Special Missile Star Zilla towards the main planet. The impact DID destroyed everything of value ... in a kilometer of range as the missile failed to really detonate.

Now the missile's "hatch" opens with Zilla managing to get outside with burn wounds all over him from the missile's small blast. However, Zilla dies as the star's radiation became too great ...

Zilla now sees all fuzzy and oddly then he turns around ... to see his corpse behind him. He is now a ghost.

A lady-like ghost approches him, gently smiles and says : "I can guide you into the Spirit Society or if you really want to stay in your world, I fear you will have to find some body of some kind or be revived."

Zilla do see some different city than usual which seems arcane-like and asks where he is.

The lady ghost says : "In Loveville, where love reigns supreme."

Doctor Doack wrote:Doack : KING FUCKIN' DOACK /facepalms

Doack wants to facepalm but Bobert is already gone so he facepalms himself.

Zlla wrote:summon lolicatgirls

Zilla make wierd ghost-like cat sounds as he lures ghost lolicatgirls towards him only for them to run away right after.

RCCola wrote:Bobert : Buys an airsoft gun from a Mexican on the corner, loads it with kitty litter and shoots at the lolicatgirls.

Bobert goes to the desert village, various villagers finds him odd to see him naked (with the "flying" censored sign over his genitals) especially since the sun's heat can hurt badly but his regeneration compensate for that although it does make him weaker over time.

He finds some weapon shop and requests an airsoft gun from the Mexican shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper sees him naked and refuses as he knew he was some stranger without any money on him.

Meanwhile, Bobert saw some kitty litter "bowl" since the shop owner got a cat so he took some kitty litter from it, firmly keeping it in both hands while avoiding to take any piece of excrement that the kit did inside his bowl.

However there were no lolicatgirls to shoot if he had a gun or even throw the kitty litter inside the desert village.

Item gained :
- Kitty Litter (held in both hands)

Milldawg wrote:Dr.Nosebone : Meanwhile, Dr. Nosebone accidentally presses the Fracture Ship Button (which is labeled "Pie"), which splits the ship into several pieces. Zilla and Chris Hansen are trapped on one piece, Doack and the crew are on another, and Dr. Nosebone is stuck on the third piece with Taeradun. Retardedly, the ship is designed so that the control room still controls all parts of the ship even if they are disconnected, so Dr. Nosebone accidentally sends all of them flying in different directions. Oh noooooooo!

It happened that way except Zilla was already launched near Loveville and became a ghost there while Bobert was already inside the Desert Village.

However, while all pieces are flying in different directions, each piece still had video/audio contact of each other for now as the distance between them was still not that great.

Meanwhile Hansen is bleeding more from his legs hurting but he is still far from dying at the moment.

Thalraxal wrote:Arveleg : Interrogation Room, Doackmobile
"Well, I think it's time to leave before I find out what KING FUCKIN' DOACK can do with that cheese grater." thought Arveleg as he carefully burned through the ropes Hanson had tied him up with.

Now free, Arveleg stole the cheese grater KING FUCKIN' DOACK had left behind before checking to see if the Interrogation Room door was locked.

Arveleg free himself and now steals the cheese grater inside the Interrogation Room. Then he checks the door but it wasn't locked since Doack and Hansen back then rushed to the bridge without thinking of locking it out of emergency.

However as he checks around, most of the doors seems to be shut down. The Doackmobile was already split into "Pie Mode" by Dr.Nosebone at that mode and he finds himself alone in one of those pieces. That also means he could explore around a bit while he is stuck in his pie piece.

Item gained : Cheese Grater

EDIT : As he explored, he finds some computers there and there that he can fiddle with in addition of scorpy (overpowered but totally unsafe) weapons he could pick up. There are also some untasty food provisions that would last for a month There are some still some sections that he didn't explore yet.

So here's the party situation in the text files as attachments.

Main changes :
- Bobert was split from Doack's party.
- Bobert got looted by Hansen and Bobert gained Kitty Litter
- Arveleg gained Cheese Grater.
- Zilla is now a ghost.

EDIT :
- Forgot to add Aekes and Chalupa in the same party.

Catch lolicatgirls :3

Zilla- wrote: Zilla : Catch lolicatgirls :3

You run after the ghost lolicatgirls and you manage to catch one of them, the rest continue to run away.

For the sake of going somewhere any time soon in Desler's chase concerning Desler, Aekes and Chapula, I will do the delayed actions now.

Desler went at full speed inside his lowrider car, obliterating a few really cheap buildings on the way and then he went outside the town on the big road outside Burgerham Town (the one he left and everywhere was at the beginning). Desler arrives at a crossroads with direction panels  :

- Left Direction : Gobi Desert
- Middle Direction : Loveville
- Right Direction : Somewhere else not explored in the game.

Desler now ponders which direction he should go or even if he should wait for Aekes and Chalupa to force the confrontation now. The lowrider car's gas metal shows around half-full.

If he wants to stop now, there are a few good big rocks there and there to set up a good ambush in addition of some odd lonely grocery store on the side of the road.

Meanwhile Aekes and Chalupa managed to find monkeys in some kind of animal zoo, they unlock their cell and then force them to be their riding animals to ride towards the big road which Desler took to be outside of town. The monkeys are about to go through the one of most historical abuse of animals as they force them to run like mad monkeys while having little sticks hit in their behinds to continue to run onwards.

raep lolicatgirl :3