Campaign Creations

*hiccups* Oh, I see Ricky, ignore my attempted chalupa slaughter. Wahhhh.

"Calm down." Steven said, playing it cool. "I just want to talk to the mayor about the bounty."

Steven calmly walked towards the mayor's desk, grabbed a seat, and sat across.
"First of which," he proclaimed, calmly, "What happened to those forty-plus villains I've turned in?"

Meh, sorry but I forgot your action in the mist of everything. My bad.

RCCola wrote:Bobert : Has sobered up enough to aim his colt .45.

Empties magazine into Chalupa and runs to the nearest bar.

Bobert thought of killing of Chalupa however he was now on the Doackmobile along with Taeradun in the beam room. Since Doack beamed them into the Doackmobile.

Bobert had the burning desire to kill Chalupa at all costs thus he rushes to the bridge which Dr.Nosebone and Doack are located. Bobert see the planet going away from the ship and still wish that a precise beam be shot from the Doackmobile on Chapula.

Bobert is about to push some random control buttons in an attempt to seal Chalupa's fate but Doack, the supreme captain of the ship notice him and ...

"Calm down." Steven said, playing it cool. "I just want to talk to the mayor about the bounty."

Steven calmly walked towards the mayor's desk, grabbed a seat, and sat across.
"First of which," he proclaimed, calmly, "What happened to those forty-plus villains I've turned in?"

Steven approches the desk and takes a seat, all three of them have their eyes fixed on him.

Then he ask the questions he wanted. The mayor answers : "Oh, they had their fair trials for sure. The old mayor back then sure did took good care of them, ensuring their food and their confinement ... But why dirty my hands with trash? I would have convicted all of them for capital punishment in the name of justice if I was in his boots. After all, it keeps more money to spend for ... the right reasons heh heh."

With a big smile, he says that very openly and without reserve as he smokes his cigar. You get the bad feeling that he clearly doesn't think highly of you although you are still not in immediate danger yet.

(It's cool Ricky, I was j/k. You have a lot to deal with here.)

Begins to do random drive bys in the Doack Mobile, ends up killing an old lady and causing Doak to run over some por fella's dog.

"You remind me of my first boss," Steven stated, "you know, the veggie?"
He takes out his gun, looks at it awhile, and puts it back in his holster.
"Now, what are these 'right reasons?' Better roads? Better schools? I got it! A fancy-shmancy bar! I'm I gettin' close?"

Chris Hansen rushes to the bridge to find some strange looking faggot trying to pilot the doackmobile, but he is failing miserably. Grabbing a Desert Pidgeon with altogether to many modifications  attached Hansen proceeds to empty the 69 round clip into the back of Bobert's head. The stupidly high caliber being of scorpy design removed a good chunk of Bobert's upper torso and mostly sprayed the interior of the bridge with copious amounts of blood. Chris Hansen was slightly aroused.

Regenerates his body, because I can.

Dr. Nosebone, continuing to press random buttons in the control room, accidentally launches The Pines, a ship that consists of a bicycle taped to a hang-glider. The Pines hangar is located directly under Bobert, and The Pines suddenly springs up from beneath him, rocketing him into deep space. But The Pines has an Unnecessary Gravitation Drive which hurtles him back toward the planet, allowing him to confront his nemesis Chalupa, unless of course his body dissolves as it reenters the atmosphere. Which it does. He regenerates.

The Pines crashes into the Gobi Desert.

Meanwhile, Dr. Nosebone accidentally presses the Fracture Ship Button (which is labeled "Pie"), which splits the ship into several pieces. Zilla and Chris Hansen are trapped on one piece, Doack and the crew are on another, and Dr. Nosebone is stuck on the third piece with Taeradun. Retardedly, the ship is designed so that the control room still controls all parts of the ship even if they are disconnected, so Dr. Nosebone accidentally sends all of them flying in different directions. Oh noooooooo!

Pull out a fan and slap wibod till he ragequits

Shoots wibods character. (forgot name, my apologies )
Laughs as he empties the magazine into wibod.

Chris Hansen looks at a monitor and realizes that the fool he just "capt" is attempting to shoot his piece of the doackmobile. Hansen figures that it is time to launch Zilla into the planet. Punching Zilla in the scrotum with what could at best be described as a fondle, the communist is stuffed into a missile tube. The missile impacts the tiny fool and removes a quarter of the planet. This impact destroyed everything of value, consequently no life is found and the star fragment shoved up Zilla's ass has produced enough radiation to make any means of regeneration useless. The losses of the two valiant crew members is celebrated by the Scorpies aboard the doackmobile. By celebration this of course means that all of their shit was stolen and sold on the black market for pornography and sex toys.

Zilla and Bobert eliminated from the game.

KING FUCKIN' DOACK /facepalms

Comes back, I'm not ready to quit yet.
I remade my character.

*Flatulates* Then tells Doack to drive faster.

summon lolicatgirls

Buys an airsoft gun from a mexican on the corner, loads it with kitty litter and shoots at the lolicatgirls.