Campaign Creations

Well tried to explain it but then I was kind of tired and had to move on with the story. Although I am not sure what parts are hard to understand to be honest.

excellent we're finally picking up the pace


KING FUCKIN' DOACK studies the control consoles, and then Nosebone, and then the consoles, and then Nosebone again.

"You've done well."

Swatting the troglodyke aside, Doack takes command of the ship and takes an assessment of the damage.

"Well, we're missing a power core, and we blew up half of the star system."

Doack presses a button on his keypad, called "Save Progress"

With the remaining power cores rapidly draining, Doack activates a reverse polarity within the directional focus drives, creating a shockwave of energy and halting power to the drives. The concussive shockwave radiated outwards and impacted the planet with violent force, throwing it backwards. The lord of all that is evil and twisted took a moment to assess the damage on his vessel before shrugging.

"We've had worse." he said calmly. "Although, now there is a huge mass of unreliable, gun-happy, completely wasted confederates loitering around on the planet just waiting to find some fresh ass to violate."

Satisfied with the knowledge the ship would be out of danger for the moment, he activated the system's nanites to repair and replace components.

So now at "after-tick 0".

Attachment of current parties' locations was added.

A few specifics :

- Taeradun and RCCola can still join the Doackmobile and Doack's party as Doack knew they were interested but still didn't gave a response then while the planet is still in hot pursuit towards the Doackmobile, it is still in range to warp them into the Doackmobile at Doack's command.

- Since there was no official party joining, despite Aekes and Chapula are friends but they are not considered in the same party yet.

- Since there was no official party joining, neither Chris Hanson or Zilla are considered to be in Doack's Party (only includes Doack and Dr.Nosebone)

- Arveleg is alone and attached in his interrogation room.

- While Desler is fairly away and is alone in his own party, he cannot leave the town (but can go anywhere inside the town instantly) before end of tick 1 as Aekes and Chalupa might chase after him and they are one tick away of "distance" since Aekes didn't give his accord to chase after Desler out of Chalupa's behalf.

EDIT : Since Doack said the action to free the Doackmobile from its demise, he will still have until the end of tick 1 to say any action regarding to beam up Taeradun and RCCola that will be considered BEFORE his action to shockwave the planet back the other direction.

oh I thought I made it clear I let them join by making statements like "nosebone go grab those fools at our door" ect ect

I made it pretty clear that I annexed their party by successfully luring them into the van.

Doctor Doack wrote: oh I thought I made it clear I let them join by making statements like "nosebone go grab those fools at our door" ect ect

Alright, Taeradun and RCCola are beamed in before you shockwave the planet back then. They also join Doack's party.

I made it pretty clear that I annexed their party by successfully luring them into the van.

Sorry, it was more or less vague since it did seem like a solo plot then Doack decided to incorporate the story with a mix of his which I didn't knew how it would end up. Chris Hanson joins Doack's party then.

Made changes in attachment :

"CHASE AFTER THAT BEAN!" Quick, to the Donkeys!

"What the-?"
Steven regained his footing as best he could. He went outside and wet his finger. There was no wind. Not even a whisper. He smirked. He didn't have time to worry about phenomena. He got on his motorbike and went to the Mayor Burgerham's house, rage in his unshielded eye.

Action:  Turns on the windshield wipers to clear away the blood from the dead horses.  Desler looks outside his window and notices Chalupa.  "Oh no, la migra!" he declares, fearing that Chalupa has brought down the authorities to deport him.  He throws his headless dog out his car window toward Chalupa.  "Andale pinche pendeho.  Ay way!"

Is back after his computers power supply died.

Has sobered up enough to aim his colt .45.

Empties magazine into Chalupa and runs to the nearest bar.

Interrogation Room, Doakmobile
"Well, I think it's time to leave before I find out what KING FUCKIN' DOACK can do with that cheese grater." thought Arveleg as he carefully burned through the ropes Hanson had tied him up with.

Now free, Arveleg stole the cheese grater KING FUCKIN' DOACK had left behind before checking to see if the Interrogation Room door was locked.

Doctor Doack wrote: Doack presses a button on his keypad, called "Save Progress"

Doack mentally push the "save" in some sort of "inexistent" game menu.
He hit the new save slot.
Then he hit "Yes and extend the available save slots".

With the remaining power cores rapidly draining, Doack activates a reverse polarity within the directional focus drives, creating a shockwave of energy and halting power to the drives. The concussive shockwave radiated outwards and impacted the planet with violent force, throwing it backwards. The lord of all that is evil and twisted took a moment to assess the damage on his vessel before shrugging.

"We've had worse." he said calmly. "Although, now there is a huge mass of unreliable, gun-happy, completely wasted confederates loitering around on the planet just waiting to find some fresh ass to violate."

Satisfied with the knowledge the ship would be out of danger for the moment, he activated the system's nanites to repair and replace components.

And Doack's worked and all unfolded as intended.

Wibod wrote:Chris Hanson :
ACTION> SHOVE A SMALL STAR INTO ZILLA'S ASS AND USE HIM TO STOP THE PLANET

Chris Hanson dragged Zilla in the back of the ship in the energy systems room, he orders an android-like machine to pick up a star fragment and to put it inside Zilla's behind. Zilla already start to suffer from radiation. His behind starts to be green and yellow.

Then Chris Hanson heard the broadcast from Doack about the updated situation about the planet being shockwaved away.

Chris Hanson still decide to attempt to push Zilla into a special missile in preparation to launch it into the planet but Zilla resists with all his might.

Zilla wrote:> Pause
> Save

Zilla push his mental "Start" button to pause his situation and then he goes into his mental party menu, he then select "Save".
He hit the first "empty" slot.
Then he hit "yes".
Zilla didn't unpause, staying in a freeze-like state which the radiation already started to "consume" him but paused as well.

Wibod that was trying to push into the special missile now does it without any resistance from Zilla. Special Missile Star Zilla is now loaded and ready inside the Doackmobile's specialized missile tubes.

"During that exciting gravity lapse, I caught sight through the exit door of a car driving off.  Yours, yes?"  Aekes asked Chalupa, whom he was cradling in his arms for some reason.  He suggested that they waste not a moment more, and give chase.  In addition, he asked to join Chalupa's party, since that's what everybody else typically does in these situations.

Lavarinth wrote:Chapula : "CHASE AFTER THAT BEAN!" Quick, to the Donkeys!

After Aekes stay so indecisive, Chapula continually push Aekes by constantly jumping on his back and then back to the ground towards the goal of going outside the tavern.

Action delayed to be actually outside and for getting the donkeys to ride until end of tick 1.

Desler wrote: Desler : Turns on the windshield wipers to clear away the blood from the dead horses.  Desler looks outside his window and notices Chalupa.  "Oh no, la migra!" he declares, fearing that Chalupa has brought down the authorities to deport him.  He throws his headless dog out his car window toward Chalupa.  "Andale pinche pendeho.  Ay way!"

Desler continues to drive around and eventually come back close to the tavern. Then he notices Chapula pushing Aekes by constantly dumping into his back outside the tavern and Chapula does notice him as well.

Desler threw the headless dog on Chalupa buying some time as it scares Chalupa as his life was in immediate danger from the falling dog. The headless dog now start to run after Chalupa to try to eat him alive, Aekes is currently watching Chalupa and the headless dog turning around him in circles.

Desler took the opportunity to push the car's accelerator to drive towards the edges of the town with the intention to leave the town.

Delay for being actually out of town until end of tick 1.

Aekenon wrote:Aekes : "During that exciting gravity lapse, I caught sight through the exit door of a car driving off.  Yours, yes?"  Aekes asked Chalupa, whom he was cradling in his arms for some reason.  He suggested that they waste not a moment more, and give chase.  In addition, he asked to join Chalupa's party, since that's what everybody else typically does in these situations.

Aekes was now seeing the headless dog running after Chapula. Aekes still had some remaining meal that he cooked earlier and threw it away to lure the dog towards it ... and it worked miraculously even if the dog was headless (thus no nose nor eyes). Aekes goes with Chapula's quest to catch Desler.

Aekes also join Chapula's party.

dreamerhorwitz wrote:"Steven Roads : What the-?"
Steven regained his footing as best he could. He went outside and wet his finger. There was no wind. Not even a whisper. He smirked. He didn't have time to worry about phenomena. He got on his motorbike and went to the Mayor Burgerham's house, rage in his unshielded eye.

Note : Made an exception since he was a solo party and it was rather clear that nobody would interfere with him even if they are in the same relative location as him.

Steven Roads went outside of the tavern noticing the situation with Aekes, Chalupa and Desler but didn't care one bit and them neither towards him. He went on his bike to go to Mayor Burgerham's office.

As he enters, his office looks much more like a brutal guard station than a mayor office. It seems the Mayor is also the sheriff somehow and he had two "bodyguards" around him.

They all look fishy ... the bearded bodyguard looks much more like a mercenary than any kind of police material. He has a sharp two handed sword, wearing plate mail from head to toes. Doesn't look that agile although but damn tough however. Has a rather grunt-like mentality towards you.

The other bodyguard is a female mage, fully clothed in black robes, she is currently playing with fire spells on the tip of her fingers. Her face undeniably show a "Get Lost" message towards you. However other than that, she is probably a Pandora's box especially since you don't have a clue of her spell arsenal other than basic fire.

Then in the middle, behind a desk, you see Mayor Burgerham, a relatively fat man with both legs crossed on his desk and both arms behind him holding his head. He doesn't seem armed but it is clear that he is that "ace up his sleeve" type of guy. He sees you and smiles evily being the dead give away about your bounty's situation. Although his two bodyguards either doesn't seem to know about your bounty or they don't care somehow.

Mayor Burgerham didn't order them to attack you nor is doing anything. He seems to be curious of your next move like if he was certain of a checkmate regardless your move. He seems confident despite having seen both of your pistols.