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accept that dude's request to join my party

rename party to TEAM ROCKET

Lavarinth wrote: Chalupa dodges Jack bottle.

"Hey, I'm a crispy flakey Chalupa, I'm filling! You can't just throw bottles at me!"

Chalupa grabs bottle of Jack and breaks it, revealing glass jagged edges, pointing it towards Bobert.

"What HOLMES, YOU WANNA FIGHT!? I COULD CUT YOU A MILLION DIFFERENT WAYS, ESSAY!"

Yeah, I have a .45, "End's up shooting himself because of intoxication"

Taeradun wrote: accept that dude's request to join my party

rename party to TEAM ROCKET

Yeah, TEAM ROCKET 'cause I can fly. *Hiccups*

> READ WANTED POSTER
> TAKE WANTED POSTER

> STEAL WANTED POSTER
> EAT WANTED POSTER

thats cool, i already read it

so did like some other guy

nobody else did though so i guess the GM will have to secretly PM us what it had on it rather than post it publicly in the thread

Starts to sober up.

ISO: more alcohol.

*Hiccup* whos the wanted poster for?

dreamerhorwitz wrote: Steven Roads : Get up from the seat and checks the wanted poster.

Steven Roads does get up from his seat and he was curious about the poster ...

"Impossible" he thought ...

He look at the poster's picture again. It shows Steven Roads' face AND his name on the god damned poster with a bounty of 1 million dollars. It doesn't even cite the reason of the ransom but it does cite that the ransom payer is Mayor Burgerham.

Steven Roads is even more startled as one bullet of the whole gunfire pass next to his left arm slightly damaging his shirt. Almost as if the patrons wanted him dead. He hides behind a table, horizontally seeing Aekes eating the cooked meal behind another table. Aekes' legs are no longer on fire but clearly black.

While the common patrons cares much more about the current gunfire or even their own beer in more peaceful times rather than Steven's bounty, the newcomers might think otherwise since they did saw quickly the poster before and they do recognize Steven's face.

Desler : Goes outside

Desler's fingers started to hurt considerably so he stopped shooting. Although without Dr. Nosebone constant intervention, the fingers would bleed ridiculously at the insane length of shooting he just did. While he didn't kill him anybody, his sudden "vast" new experience in gunfire did earn him a level up. Desler is now a Level 2 Mexican.

He jumps off the middle table and is now going towards the exit ...

Actually be outside is delayed until end of tick 0.

Desler : and gets his lowrider car.  Doesn't have keys in inventory for some reason, so breaks into the car.  Looks at his headless dog who is still alive and nods at it.  Rams lowrider into the many horses outside the medieval pub.

Invokes the hidden power of his Virgin Mary Shirt.  Blessing +50 Luck and Stamina.

Actions Delayed until end of tick 0.

RCCola wrote:Bobert : Drinks the bottle of Jack and begins to fly.

Bobert does drink a bottle of jack and does begin to fly.

He flies through the sky, seeing clouds with gorgeous women on them waving their legs the seductive way. He smiles with great joy and goes towards the woman he sees on the cloud closest.

He is about to deal the killer kiss.

*Slaps*

Bobert falls on the cloud confused.

Everything was real ... mentally.

The barmaid slapped him. Bobert did smell badly of booze and she couldn't stand it. Bobert's back on the floor looking up at the angry barmaid.

Doctor Doack wrote:Doack : "Doctor Nosebone!" Doack exclaims as chaos erupts around him. Taking in the serenity of extreme violence, he doesn't care to notice the tiny pricks of bullets fragmenting off of his shining armor. All around him, the Troglodyte's Dildo flies in a blur of motion, healing wounds moments after they are made, only for them to be remade, creating an endless symphony of carnage and bloodshed. It was empowering. Enlightening, even. But the lord of all that is Doack knew that even this pleasure must come to an end if his diabolical scheme was to be realized.

"Nosebone, quick, to the Doackmobile!"

Doack accepts Nosebone into his party. The party's name is still "Doack's party".

Action attempt of going into the doackmobile is delayed until end of tick 0.

Wibod wrote:Chris Hanson : Lure Doack and Nosebone into his van to take a roadtrip through bat country.

Chris Hanson prepares an ultra-sophistated plan to lure Doack and Nosebone into his van.

Action's results are delayed until end of tick 0.

Thalraxal wrote: Arveleg [...] got up and headed towards the exit, leaving his odd-tasting beer behind.

Arveleg is heading towards the exit.

Action' final result is delayed until end of tick 0.

Wibod wrote:Chris Hansen : Unfortunately Arveleg did not see Chris Hansen slip some GHB  into his beer. As he left the building he passed out, he found himself bound inside of an unmarked white van and staring into an interrogation light. "I suggest you take a seat" says Hansen in a slightly menacing voice.

Chris Hansen did slip some GHB into Arveleg's beer. So far, Arveleg didn't notice anything yet and is still going towards the exit.

Other actions delayed until end of tick 0.

Lavarinth wrote:Chalupa :
Chalupa enters the Tavern.

"Hey guys, I'm the new Taco Bell Chalupa, anyone seen Desler? I think he stole my car."

Holds up keys.

"I need to BUST A CAP IN THAT CHOLO, HOLMES!"

As Desler is heading outside the exit, Chalupa enters the tavern under the door with mini-jumps as its natural movement. and between Desler's legs now opposed to Desler's back. Desler and Chalupa doesn't notice each other at all due to the great difference of height.

Chalupa now screams "Hey guys, I'm the new Taco Bell Chalupa, anyone seen Desler? I think he stole my car." and holds up the keys.

It continues to scream : "I need to BUST A CAP IN THAT CHOLO, HOLMES!"

However poor little Chalupa's voice simply doesn't reach any patron including Desler.

RCcola wrote:Bobert : Bobert is too drunk to acknowledge the gunfire but still believes he can fly. Throws his bottle on Jack at Chalupa.

Bobert simply don't know when to stop, he jumps on the barmaid and tries to kiss her again while he is still in his own mental bubble. The barmaid simply kick him in the groin and then leave away. Bobert felt ... good. Bobert eventually went up after his manhood calmed and out of frustration threw his bottle of Jack at Chalupa.

Lavarinth wrote:Chalupa : Chalupa dodges Jack bottle.

"Hey, I'm a crispy flakey Chalupa, I'm filling! You can't just throw bottles at me!"

Chalupa grabs bottle of Jack and breaks it, revealing glass jagged edges, pointing it towards Bobert.

"What HOLMES, YOU WANNA FIGHT!? I COULD CUT YOU A MILLION DIFFERENT WAYS, ESSAY!"

Chalupa did a backflip to dodge the Jack bottle, then he breaks the thrown bottle and menace Bobert with glass jagged edges. Bobert is still drunk overall although he is no longer in his mental bubble after his recent unpleasant experience.

Zilla wrote:Zilla : Drink vodka. Run in the street and knock out some random wench. Drink more.

Zilla drinks the vodka he ordered at the tavern and keeps the half-full vodka bottle with him as he is going towards the exit.

Inventory gained : Half-Full Vodka Bottle

Being outside and logical actions after it are delayed until end of tick 0.

Taeradun wrote:Taeradun : accept that dude's request to join my party

rename party to TEAM ROCKET

Taeradun accepted Bobert to come with him although Bobert seems to be focused on Chapula.

Taeradun pushed various buttons on his protoss armor to show "TEAM ROCKET" on it.

RCCola wrote:Bobert : Yeah, I have a .45, "End's up shooting himself because of intoxication"

Bobert is about to draw his gun to shoot at Chapula but with the alcohol not helping, he held the firing trigger while still not drawing the gun at all so he ultimately shot his own foot.

Fortunately, Dr. Nosebone is still on a healing rampage inside the tavern and Bobert's foot was healed a second later.

Taeradun wrote:Taeradun : > READ WANTED POSTER
> TAKE WANTED POSTER

Taeradun saw Steven Roads from the poster but he wasn't sure so he decides to take a second look at it.

Yep, it's Steven Roads alright. Taeradun decides to keep the poster inside its advanced protoss armor that has the interesting feature to reduce an object's size for easier transport.

Zilla wrote:Zilla : > STEAL WANTED POSTER
> EAT WANTED POSTER

As the poster disappear inside Taeradun's armor, Zilla attempts to steal it but fails. Then he tries to eat Taeradun's torso armor in an odd attempt to eat the minimized poster inside but he looks more dumb than anything.

Taeradun wrote:thats cool, i already read it

Out of unending compassion, Taeradun had pity of Zilla and his hunger so he took out the poster out of his armor back into its former size and gave it to Zilla. Zilla's eyes were filled with tears of happiness as he eats the poster like if he didn't eat for the last 2-3 days.

And so, I guess ill keep track of a few things written since quite a few players did join in.

Just posting text attachments to allow both and myself and others to quickly know some stuff regarding to party, inventory, etc.

Doack takes a moment to study his watch as Nosebone continues to flail around him.

"Nosebone. The Doack Brigade Garren Lagen Supremus Optimus Omega Alpha Tekachi Wing Wong Ping Pong Dollydong Epicus welcomes you with open arms. However, in about a minute, a death star commanded by a band of greasy scorpies is about to impact this region and cause potential discomfort to the individuals in the region. I recommend you board the Doackmobile, otherwise known as the Anal Ranger, a cunningly-disguised unmarked white van that can transform into a learjet, coffee machine, and/or stellar battlecruiser, captained by my shifty sidekick, Chris Hansen. We'll use his questionable flight maneuvers to dodge the potentially fatal fallout of confederate space debris that tends to emit from their waste disposal units after Mr. Ross overflows them with fecal matter."

TEAM ROCKET wants to join Doack's party

"I knew those hit man days would come back to haunt me." Steven turns his cybernetics on and tries to get a clear view of the bar tender without getting shot. "Come on," he muttered, "just a few facts you don't want me to know."

Having finished his meal in the safety of his "sanctuary," Aekes felt like playing at something else now.  Scanning the bullet-riddled room for something to occupy himself with, an odd sight catches his eye.  A chalupa.  It was hopping up and down madly, and seemed to be trying to get everyone's attention, but failing at it wonderfully.  Crawling closer, Aekes was able to barely make out its pleas for help.

Aekes decides to approach Chalupa and offer his assistance to the little guy.  Because it felt like the right thing to do.