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Aekes just stared blankly at the scene, understandably at a loss for what to do.  Glancing down at Chalupa only revealed a similarly puzzled individual.  "I was hoping for something a little more straight-forward," said Aekes, scratching his head.  "Oh well... here goes."

At that moment, Aekes began to approach the tree.  His intention is to delicately inquire about the situation, though he isn't sure how exactly they will react to his presence.

[Guys you keep forgetting Doctor Nosebone has HEALING DILDO POWERS and Taeradun can RESURRECT DUDES AS DRAGOONS. I would totally have healed everyone before they died but everyone was like SPAM SPAM SPAM RUSH RUSH RUSH and now there's all this stupid heavenly trial stuff? BACK TO DOACKTOWN.]

Doctor Nosebone, fed up with everyone forgetting about his healing powers, decides that they don't deserve to live after all. TIME TO HELP DESTROY THE UNIVERSE.

>Ask to rejoin KING FUCKIN' DOACK's party
>Squeeze fresh orange juice

oh yeah? well fine!

> BUILD RIVAL ULTIMATE WEAPON

Requests to join Taer's party.
Believes Taer's weapon will be better than DOACK'S.
/Falls asleep.

ACCEPTED

rename once again to TEAM ROCKET

Accept Nosebone into party.


As the ANAL RANGER enters hyperspace towards the center of the universe, the Confederate fleet happens upon Earth. Filled with sexually-unsatisfied, trigger-happy, grease-coated fanatics and mailmen and janitors and bears oh my! they descend upon the hapless system with blood and virginity in their eyes.

Meanwhile, legions of lolis overturn every rock and stone across the galaxy searching for fresh anus to plunder with unspeakably sharp and pointy objects.

ALL THE WHILE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON BECOMES BIGGER, AND BIGGER, AND MORE ERECT...

>Coat everything in fresh-squeezed orange juice

Note that the game will be on some kind of mini-standby (either won't do much or just bare minimum) ... basically I recently got awful job days and I finally did get my drug game : Disgaea 3 : Absence of Justice that I intend to play a big chunk of my free time in-between days.

Feel free to continue the story meanwhile and yes (in terms of important actions) :

- Doctor Nosebone got accepted by Doack and got beamed into the ANAL RANGER from a super high distance.
- Doack's ULTIMATE WEAPON continues to become bigger
- Bobert joined Taer into the construction of a RIVAL ULTIMATE WEAPON on Aiur.

Aekes just stared blankly at the scene, understandably at a loss for what to do.  Glancing down at Chalupa only revealed a similarly puzzled individual.  "I was hoping for something a little more straight-forward," said Aekes, scratching his head.  "Oh well... here goes."

At that moment, Aekes began to approach the tree.  His intention is to delicately inquire about the situation, though he isn't sure how exactly they will react to his presence.

The child still cries and the man is now on his knees, somehow Aekes could tell that the man was closely related to the woman. Both of them are still too much in shock to really answer anything vague.

However, the man now draw the dagger out of the woman's body and is clearly trying to suicide himself although he is still in deep indecision if he should or not emotionally.

Milldawg wrote: [Guys you keep forgetting Doctor Nosebone has HEALING DILDO POWERS and Taeradun can RESURRECT DUDES AS DRAGOONS. I would totally have healed everyone before they died but everyone was like SPAM SPAM SPAM RUSH RUSH RUSH and now there's all this stupid heavenly trial stuff? BACK TO DOACKTOWN.]

I had to go with what my character would do.  Aekes wasn't aware of either of those skills, and the idea of a heavenly trial was something that would intrigue him quickly.  So... yeah.

Ricky_Honejasi wrote: The child still cries and the man is now on his knees, somehow Aekes could tell that the man was closely related to the woman. Both of them are still too much in shock to really answer anything vague.

However, the man now draw the dagger out of the woman's body and is clearly trying to suicide himself although he is still in deep indecision if he should or not emotionally.

The man makes a motion which indicated that he was going to do it.  This prompted Aekes to dash at the man and slap the knife out of his hand.  "I'm not sure what happened here, but that's certainly not a respectable answer," said Aekes, in an unusually stern voice for him.  "The look of regret on your face suggests that this travesty is your doing.  However, don't think for a moment that taking your own life will make up for it.  On the contrary, it would be further insult."

Aekes stepped forward, grabbed the man by his collar, and pushed him up against the tree.  "I'm no lawman, so it's not up to me to decide your fate.  But, for the sake of this fallen woman, and this child she leaves behind, I suggest that you honor her memory by living your remaining years as good as you can, and in repentance."

Still holding on to the man's collar, Aekes glanced back at Chalupa.  "Uhh, anything you have to add?" he asked, back to his usual demeanor.

"Si.. 'Ey, señor, quieres Taco Bell?" Chalupa breaks a piece of himself off and offers the soft warm piece to the man as a method of making him realize there is more to life than knives and women.

"THE ULTIMATE WEAPON nears completion, my lord..." a Mad Scientist says as KING FUCKIN' DOACK strides across the titanic bridge of his flagship. As large as a star system, THE ULTIMATE WEAPON takes on the appearance of a massive phallus protected in a glowy shield. Surrounding the shaft of the phallus is a ring of massive green translucent cylinders, holding billions of lolis. Near the base of the shaft is the power core, hidden deep under miles and miles of endless caverns and garrisons, housing Chris Hansen's mojo. Upon placing the mojo within the power core, roughly two million scorpies instantly turned inside out for no apparent reason.

"So, what exactly does THE ULTIMATE WEAPON do...?" the Mad Scientist asks.

"Well, I really don't know." KING FUCKIN' DOACK shrugged. "It was developed by Pen Island Incorporated which belonged to an ancient race that exploded after a game of checkers went awry. It is suspected that THE ULTIMATE WEAPON is so powerful, so destructive, that they hid it here from themselves in case some doofus tried to turn it on."

"I'LL TURN YOU ON" bellowed Chris Hansen's mojo.

>burp

Hansen's dojo powers up Doctor Doack's ULTIMATE WEAPON and pretty much all other things said by Doack. Milldawg also burps.

Aekenon wrote:The man makes a motion which indicated that he was going to do it.  This prompted Aekes to dash at the man and slap the knife out of his hand.  "I'm not sure what happened here, but that's certainly not a respectable answer," said Aekes, in an unusually stern voice for him.  "The look of regret on your face suggests that this travesty is your doing.  However, don't think for a moment that taking your own life will make up for it.  On the contrary, it would be further insult."

Aekes stepped forward, grabbed the man by his collar, and pushed him up against the tree.  "I'm no lawman, so it's not up to me to decide your fate.  But, for the sake of this fallen woman, and this child she leaves behind, I suggest that you honor her memory by living your remaining years as good as you can, and in repentance."

Still holding on to the man's collar, Aekes glanced back at Chalupa.  "Uhh, anything you have to add?" he asked, back to his usual demeanor.

Lavarinth wrote:"Si.. 'Ey, señor, quieres Taco Bell?" Chalupa breaks a piece of himself off and offers the soft warm piece to the man as a method of making him realize there is more to life than knives and women.

The man agrees with Aekes and Chalupa then decides to the child (which he is his father) and tries to make up as best he could ...

Meanwhile .... the supreme god shows up in front of Aekes and Chalupa.

"Heh, you did well ... although our personnel is getting short for continuing the trial ..." said god. Both Aekes and Chalupa were confused about their fate from their words.

"Here, both of you will get temporally lives and you will pop up in the ANAL RANGER letting you what you do best. Ill decide when you will continue your trial of life to truly earn the privilege to revive forever" said his last words.

Aekes and Chalupa became alive for now and they pop up inside the ANAL RANGER by magic. Meanwhile, the ANAL RANGER's internal detectors didn't detect them yet ...

"SANTA MARIA DE GUACAMOLE!" screams Chalupa in fright.