Campaign Creations

Lavarinth wrote:Chalupa wonders if any scrap of him is left to regenerate.

Chalupa still got a dead body but it is too damaged to regenerate by itself ... at least not enough to revive back in without external aid.

Doctor Doack wrote: KING FUCKIN' DOACK's flagship continues to ascend upwards.

"Oh." KING FUCKIN' DOACK /facepalmed as his ship left orbit. "Activate the base's self-destruct."

Doack's flagship left Earth's orbit and he did activate the base's self-destruct.

However, the base mostly had Scorpy self-destruct systems that about 80% didn't work, the 20% other ones did blow up various parts of the base. The various explosions were enough to render the base useless and even destroy any research about his projects on the base.

However, one of the explosions killed Aekes since he was still unconscious and simply couldn't avoid it in addition of exploding at the wrong place for him. Aekes' ghost left his dead body in a similar case as Chalupa. It's nice for him to see Chalupa's ghost.

Milldawg wrote:Doctor Nosebone : Melissa's partial fusing with Doack allows her to learn of his plan, and she realizes that she must warn Nosebone and his companions. When she was resurrected as a Loligoon, she gained partial psionic capabilities, but they were not quite like those of the protoss. Taeradun and his ilk are ably to convey their thoughts directly into each others' minds, but Melissa can only transmit messages in garbled leetspeak. Her mind flails outward, hoping to contact Taeradun, whose psionic capabilities are known to be legendary. WILL TAERADUN BE ABLE TO INTERPRET HER WARNING AND EVACUATE THE BASE BEFORE DOACK BLOWS IT UP?

Unfortunately, Melissa learned about the base explosion a bit too late as the base already explode. Taeradun did learn about it from Melissa but he was already seeing it live.

"Okay, time for a new plan!" Aekes said, sounding strangely optimistic despite being dead.  "We have two allies in this current struggle.  One of them effectively killed us, so he's no help.  That leaves..."

The Ghost of Aekes made way for Taeradun.  He wasn't sure what would come of it, but surely as a Templar he could do something to help him and Chalupa.

Chalupa glares at Taeradun with his lightly deep friend shell, wondering if Taeradun can even spot the two ghosts. Chalupa attempts to grab Taeradun's attention by throwing ectoplasm sour cream at the Templar.

Meanwhile, a ghostly lady comes down for Aekes and Chalupa ....

"I see you can't abandon your physical world ... either you will have to find some mortal to revive you or you can attempt the trials of life in heavens in hope to come back to your world."

The ghostly lady waits for their responses ...

"Trials of Life in Heavens, eh?  Sounds like just the thing for a hero like me!" Aekes said to himself, smugly for some reason.  He then turned to Chalupa, who was still trying to get Taeradun's attention.  "I'm up for that.  But I don't intend to abandon you, friend, so if you don't wish to partake in this trial, I'll remain here with you."

As he awaited Chalupa's response, he tried to see if he could acquire any additional information about the trial from this mysterious ghost lady.

lol those were some pretty fireworks, lucky I've got this badass Immortal shell

but my friends died

hey wait... is that ectoplasm? it could be one of the others trying to contact me... but probably not, since ghosts have the psychic ability to communicate with protoss, and nobody's done that yet... I'll hang about for a bit to see if any of that happens, but if it doesn't some time soon (ie. at GM's discretion) then I'll leave to do what I do best:

SEEK OUT SOME CREEPS TO GRIND FOR EXP AND ITEMS after first seeking out a shield battery and a save point

Chalupla grumbles at Taeradun. "Andale, holmes, let's roll," Chalupa says in agreement to Aekes, grabbing some spicy sauce and chucking it at Taeradun in anger.

TAERADUN IS HIT FOR 10HP SPICY DAMAGE

yep, pretty sure if any ghosts feel like communicating with me they'll choose to use their psychic ability innate to all ghosts, otherwise I'd better leave soon since I'm taking some weird environmental damage or something...

Bobert has hit level 2.
/Gets shit-faced
Bobert Gains 47 HP and his alcohol tolerance has gone up to 9.6.

After hearing and deciphering Chalupa's coded message of acceptance, Aekes turned back to the ghost.  "So, me and Chalupa both agree to undergo this Trial of Awesome.  Ready any time, ma'am!"

Aekes then turned to Taeradun, who was still standing around looking dumbfounded.  "We'll be back after we pass the trial!" Aekes speaks to Taeradun, even though he's unsure whether he can hear any of it.  "Be a pal and have a feast waiting for us when we gloriously return, yea?"

RCcola wrote: Bobert has hit level 2.
/Gets shit-faced
Bobert Gains 47 HP and his alcohol tolerance has gone up to 9.6.

You can't make yourself gain a level, noob. In that case I should revive myself through /reviveselfmagicallylikeRCcolalevelingup and then just make myself level to 9999999999999999999999999999 gain 99999999999999999999999 on all nutritional facts and use /ban RCcola to kill you back. Eh? Sound fair?

Aekenon wrote: After hearing and deciphering Chalupa's coded message of acceptance, Aekes turned back to the ghost.  "So, me and Chalupa both agree to undergo this Trial of Awesome.  Ready any time, ma'am!"

Aekes then turned to Taeradun, who was still standing around looking dumbfounded.  "We'll be back after we pass the trial!" Aekes speaks to Taeradun, even though he's unsure whether he can hear any of it.  "Be a pal and have a feast waiting for us when we gloriously return, yea?"

"And there better not be any tacos," yells Chalupa.

This thread goes at 3 pages per day, also, needs more lolis.

Aekes? Is that you?

Wait, what trial? Hey where are you going?

ah screw it

SEEK OUT SOME CREEPS TO GRIND FOR EXP AND ITEMS

RCcola wrote: Bobert has hit level 2.
/Gets shit-faced
Bobert Gains 47 HP and his alcohol tolerance has gone up to 9.6.

Bobert didn't gain enough experience to reach Level 667 Asshole (from Level 666) as he only killed a Level 4 Chalupa worth only more or less 0.05 of a level experience at best.

Meanwhile, Bobert is still running towards outside, now he is more or less at the entrance of the underground base, almost about to get completely out.

Aekenon wrote:Aekes : After hearing and deciphering Chalupa's coded message of acceptance, Aekes turned back to the ghost.  "So, me and Chalupa both agree to undergo this Trial of Awesome.  Ready any time, ma'am!"

Aekes then turned to Taeradun, who was still standing around looking dumbfounded.  "We'll be back after we pass the trial!" Aekes speaks to Taeradun, even though he's unsure whether he can hear any of it.  "Be a pal and have a feast waiting for us when we gloriously return, yea?"

Thus, he speaks a few last words to Taeradun before going on his journey but for some incomprehensible reason Taeradun could have have understood them but didn't. One of the mysteries of life that will never be solved ...

Aekes and Chalupa follows the lady into heavens and is now in the trials of life chamber.

"This is your first test" as the lady vanishes. While they know they are in some sort of chamber, it seems and feels like outside in some sort of forest.

Some little girl cries endlessly while sitting at the bottom of a tree. Nearby her, there is a lady dead with a dagger through her throat which could easily be her mother in terms of appearance. In front of the lady corpse, there is a man that seems to be desperate and with a "what I have done" attitude which he is probably the killer of the lady. Nobody else is around other than Aekes and Chalupa in the whole scene.

It seems unclear of what should be really done to pass the test ... Aekes and Chalupa starts to think about the situation in this new "world" and their first encounter.

Taeradun wrote:Taeradun : Aekes? Is that you?

Wait, what trial? Hey where are you going?

ah screw it

SEEK OUT SOME CREEPS TO GRIND FOR EXP AND ITEMS

Taeradun noticed both Aekes' and Chalupa's ghosts and heard the story from the lady clearly. Then both already vanished with the lady ghost.

Despite all the explosions in the underground base, there were still some flying sharks around but they clearly weren't any real threat due to their low remaining quantities. Thus, he just creeped them out of existence.

As the sharks were dead and lying on the grounds, he did loot them for shooting laser headbands, flying bio propulsions and gained experience.

Meanwhile, Averleg just did read a book in relative peace while Doctor Nosebone was doing absolutely nothing while watching Taeradun.

Taeradun has leveled from a Level 23 Protoss High Templar to a Level 24 Protoss High Templar.
Taeradun gains items : 5 laser headbands.
Taeradun gains items : 5 flying bio propulsions.

While Earth and Aiur are now relatively saved from the loli invasions, multiple planets were completely overwhelmed by Doack's loli armies and also had their own cloning chambers. The ANAL RANGER is now in space going somewhere. The ULTIMATE WEAPON is still being in production ...