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KING ME

Doack wrote: KING FUCKIN' DOACK continues work on... THE ULTIMATE WEAPON.

Meanwhile, one of his many apparations begins harvesting lolis in a giant mining cruiser for his ULTIMATE WEAPON.

Work continues on the ULTIMATE WEAPON. Meanwhile, a giant mining cruiser flagged under Doack's command capture loli girls the "good old extraterrestrial way" since he wanted effiencity and it would be different than always charging the ship into houses then let the brigade capture them and then cage them.

Lavarinth wrote: "Don't worry, I'll find him, sorry about the mess."

/pick peyote off ground
/eat peyote
/fly and search the forest

Chalupa eats a peyote from the ground and somehow fly by constantly "farting" his way around. However the peyote also makes him dizzy and such thus it becomes quite difficult to concentrate right on Bobert that was still running inside the forest.

It's even worse as Aekes drives the lowrider to follow Chalupa and tries to not hit any trees since it has no brakes and Chalupa sure make a lot of unnecessary zig-zags around. So far, Aekes is damn lucky ...

RCCola wrote:Bobert is running away from Chalupa through the forest. Bobert looks behind him as he is running and falls in a large man-made hole.
/Looks around
Bobert see KING FUCKIN DOACK working on his ultimate weapon.
/Goes into shock and withdrawl

Bobert falls into a giant-sized man-made hole, he falls down quite a bit but shortly stand up right after hitting the ground.

There was light on his right that he followed ...

Bobert did see an apparition of Doack ordering around his slaves and such to work on the ULTIMATE WEAPON.

Bobert had the greatest shock of his life and started to run like a chicken the way he came in ....

However, Chalupa just flew over Bobert's head which distracted Bobert and then the lowrider with Aekes as its driver arrived and nearly killed Bobert as Bobert barely dodged the "road rage" that was about to occur. The lowrider now goes into some wall, all the car's front is badly damaged although the car is still operational. Good thing that Aekes did took some advance at unholding the accelerator.

Meanwhile, Doack heard all the noises especially from the lowrider's crash noises. Then he finds Aekes, Chalupa and Bobert just outside of the ULTIMATE WEAPON's underground construction base.

Like all brainmaster evil do'ers, Doack is about to give his speech about the ULTIMATE WEAPON to his "guests" .... what it is? what it does? what is his ultimate plan of evil behind all this?

Milldawg wrote: >Use 3 dildo arms to rape lolis WHILE PLAYING CHECKERS

AND WINNING

Doctor Nosebone requested 3 lolis for his personal pleasure. However the Protoss took insult as rape is not tolered but a good-natured and perverted protoss suggested something that could accommodate him while relatively respecting their inner beliefs ...

Three hologram lolis were created and then the doctor performed an "examination" to all three of them simultaneously.

Meanwhile, he plays checkers and is winning against Taeradun despite the constant disconcentration from his other activity ...

Taeradun wrote:KING ME

Tareadun did lose the game on propose as he let his king get a checkmate despite him being able to play much better.

Thus, their game did end as a win for Doctor Nosebone nonetheless.

>Create loli/zerg hybrid

Ricky_Honejasi wrote: Tareadun did lose the game on propose as he let his king get a checkmate despite him being able to play much better.

haha lol wtf

so that's what the "protoss improvements" are... they made CHECKERS into CHESS



> LOOK FOR TREASURE

Milldawg wrote: >Create loli/zerg hybrid

Doctor Nosebone did seek the protoss that aided him with the loli holograms to propose an outrageous idea.

The Protoss guy is clearly an insane guy and lured Doctor Nosebone into some secret lab.

Then they played god and created a loli/zerg hydrid. A wonder of beauty and horror was made.

However, since it breaks so many rules in the Protoss community, it will be hard to get out with the hybrid.

So far, the hybrid is staying in the secret lab ...

Taeradun wrote:> LOOK FOR TREASURE

All good old falshioned treasure are probably all discovered after so much advanced Protoss technology and discoveries on Aiur. Thus, Taeradun believes the only treasures he can find is somewhere inside the Protoss computars.

He finds the Immortal's shields schematics by pure luck and becomes interested in it. Thus, he go see whoever responsible of that domain.

Taeradun changed his protoss armor to an humanoid version of the immortal armor since the responsible Protoss was open after Taeradun helped him invade a Zerg base. The immortal armor's shields is damn nice to avoid dying from ridiculously powerful blasts. In addition, all previous "gadgets" from his older armor were transfered including the obvious "TEAM ROCKET" text that his front armor's mini-screen shows.

Taeradun's Protoss Ground Armor Lv2 became Humanoid Immortal Ground Armor Lv3.
Taeradun's Protoss Plasma Shield Lv1 became Humanoid Immortal Plasma Shield Lv5.

Bobert needs alcohol. Bobert examines the scene and sees Aekes and CHalupa distracted by Doack.
/Run away
/Look for Alcohol
/Fart

FUCK YEAH ARMOUR

> try and find an arbiter to help the good Doctor smuggle the hybrid out, either by using its cloaking ability or just with a simple recall
no fuck that

> GO SECRETLAB
> LOOK HYBRID
> TALK HYBRID

Soaring through groups of trees in the crippled Lowrider... this activity went on seemingly forever.  Eventually, though, Aekes got the hang of it, and went about it with a calm demeanor.  Feeling relaxed enough, he took his right hand off the wheel and started fiddling with the radio dials, searching for some suitable chase music.  To his suprise, one of the dials popped off as he tried to turn it. 

"Uh oh... hope Chalupa doesn't notice."  He promptly pocketed the dial and decided to just focus on driving again.

*Looks around* Did we just time travel before the crash!?

KING FUCKIN' DOACK continues work on... THE ULTIMATE WEAPON

Meanwhile, ships full of lolis float around delivering lolis to a secret gigantic cloning cylinder.

AND THE CONFEDERATES SPEED TOWARDS EARTH AT MAXIMUM VELOCITY

needs more lolis imo

I AM TRYING

>attempt to mate with loli/zerg hybrid

Finds a loli wandering.
/Rape

RCcola wrote: Bobert needs alcohol. Bobert examines the scene and sees Aekes and CHalupa distracted by Doack.
/Run away
/Look for Alcohol
/Fart

Bobert truly run away and didn't even wanted to hear Doack's evil speech. He found some half-full bottle of alcohol lying inside the underground base on the way out. He also farts for no good reason at all.

Taeradun wrote:> GO SECRETLAB
> LOOK HYBRID
> TALK HYBRID

Taeradun talks to the hybrid but it doesn't seem to be able to talk much. It mostly does zerg-like sounds.

Milldawg wrote:Doctor Nosebone : >attempt to mate with loli/zerg hybrid

Unfortunately, it's rather impossible since the hybrid doesn't have compatible sexual organs with Doctor Nosebone ... on the top of it, Doctor Nosebone is in a dragoon shell and cannot leave it for now without risking death.

However, for some reason the hybrid suddenly got warped out from the base. Doack's battlecruiser just flew over Aiur beaming all lolis it can find on Aiur.

RCCola wrote:Bobert : Finds a loli wandering.
/Rape

Bobert does find a loli but as he attempts to do the unthinkable, the loli was also beamed up by Doack's battlecruiser that went from Aiur to the nearby Earth.

Doack wrote:KING FUCKIN' DOACK continues work on... THE ULTIMATE WEAPON

Meanwhile, ships full of lolis float around delivering lolis to a secret gigantic cloning cylinder.

AND THE CONFEDERATES SPEED TOWARDS EARTH AT MAXIMUM VELOCITY

Doack's battlecruiser arrived over the the secret underground base's location and beams out all the lolis it did beam up from various planets into the secret gigantic cloning cylinder. Mass production of lolis already begun in the cylinder.

The mining ships are still on course towards Earth. ETA is still August 28 of real time although it can be a bit before or after.