Game : Random Adventures

[Lavarinth]

How could I not have known how to stop Desler?!

/target Desler
/cast Stop[level1]

[Marco]

Meh, I tried to leave, as in, leave the game.

Action:  Desler ducks everyones attempts to do everything and melts into a puddle of jello which his headless dog licks up.  His headlless dog then grows wings and flies into the sun.  The dog melts in mid air, spilling headless dog all over your clothes.

[Taeradun]

which his headless dog licks up

HEADLESS DOGS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

[Ricky_Honejasi]

Meh, I tried to leave, as in, leave the game.

Action:  Desler ducks everyones attempts to do everything and melts into a puddle of jello which his headless dog licks up.  His headlless dog then grows wings and flies into the sun.  The dog melts in mid air, spilling headless dog all over your clothes.

And it happened. Desler and his headess dog became ghosts and went straight to heavens

Desler was in front of the lady in white behind some counter, she was reading up Desler's life sheet. Ultimately, she was the judge of Desler's fate.

Without much emotion, the lady said : "Even if you died, god accepts that you and your dog revive with your whole bodies anywhere you want." Then the lady directed Desler to some room in heavens.

The lady said : "Nobody will be able to disrupt you behind those doors." and then closes the door.

Desler was in some room with beautiful chicks in some hot old-style Japanese pool. Desler decide to remove his clothes and then along with his dog, goes into the pool with the ladies. Then he just relaxes for what seems an eternity ... until he gets bored if he does eventually.

Desler left the game but can come back at any time, however his lowrider car was left behind.

Chalupa : How could I not have known how to stop Desler?!

/target Desler
/cast Stop[level1]

Chalupa and Aekes finally arrives on their savagely beaten monkeys to New Mexico. Chalupa now goes off his monkey and tries to find Desler. The monkeys dies from the extensive beatings caused by Chalupa and Aekes to make them run like robots.

However, as he searches he finds the lowrider car along with some odd substance. Somehow, Chalupa knew Desler was no longer of this world.

Oh well, he uses the key to get inside the lowrider car (as if he needed to do it since the windows were broken) and then Chalupa and Aekes are inside the lowrider car, ready to go somewhere.

They drive a wee little bit in New Mexico to find Hansen and the ghosty Zilla near a partially broken mini ship that has a pie slice form.

[Rocco]

Bobert is being chased by thw townspeople of shantytown. Bobert the realizes he has an Anti-Tank weapon and shoots it into the mob. Bobert gets covered in chunks of flesh.
/ISO : River

[Ricky_Honejasi]

Bobert is being chased by the townspeople of shantytown. Bobert the realizes he has an Anti-Tank weapon and shoots it into the mob. Bobert gets covered in chunks of flesh.

The townspeople of shantytown are afraid of the space ship and throws all sorts of objects at Bobert, even some tries to climb the space ship that Bobert is currently inside. The Anti-Tank weapon inside the ship is still operational despite all the rest of the ship being broken from the crash.

Bobert shoots on everyone in shantytown, covering it with blood on every inch of ground. Lots of chunks of flesh also managed to get on Bobert as his ship opening was opened thus the chunks could reach him.

All that was filmed on TV and Bobert became the gossip of being a new mass murderer. It's a matter of time before parents tells stories about a bad man called Bobert that kills you on sight.

Bobert just earned a bounty of 400,000$ since the rich authorities are just plain cheap about shantytown's townpeople's lives in addition of shantytown being a big town instead of a metropolis or something.

/ISO : River

Unknown command. Bobert did gone to a local river in shantytown to piss inside it.

[Ricky_Honejasi]

Note : If you want to enter the game, feel free to decide a new character to join in, there is no end period for getting in the game.

Thus the character's stories so far ...

In Scorpy Territory (shortly before)
KING FUCKIN' DOACK (Doctor Doack) is now everywhere in the universe "out of phase" due to some ship warp malfunction. Random odd things can happen while he is currently in that state. He managed to get God's pants while he was warping inside everywhere. Otherwise the ship he "was" on did go into scorpy territory.

On some unknown jungle planet ...
Doctor Nosebone (Milldawg) and Taeradun are now in some unknown planet after their "pie piece" crashed. They are in some jungle. Taeradun has shown his weelee (censored by a black box) to the jungle lady that found them.

In New Mexico ...
Aekes (Aekenon) and Chalupa (Lavarinth) are now riding the lowrider car inside New Mexico. They are next to Hansen's pie piece ship with Hansen just outside of it. Zilla is also present as ghost and is laughing at Hansen's recent misfortunes.

Inside a pie piece ship on the planet near someone's home ...
After searching inside his ship, Arveleg (Thalraxal) found 25 emergency scorpy rations, 1 big bag, Anal Ripper EXTREME, Scorpy Captain Pistol XXIX and a Scorpy Grenade "Toy". Very wierd weapons indeed.

Also Arveleg used his magic to be a magical haxxor to direct the ship to his home on the planet. However, only Arveleg knows where his home truly is in the whole planet ...

In shantytown ...
Bobert (RCCola) voluntary crashed his small space ship on the planet in shantytown. Bobert became a world-wide mass murderer after killing everyone in shantytown as an over-extreme self-defense. He has now a 400,000$ bounty on his head.

In the first town, outside the mayor's office
Steven Roads (dreamerhorwitz) recently did a long talk with the mayor about the bounty posters of his head and various other things to ultimately go outside. He still wonders what he should do next.

In the inactive roster
Desler along with his headless dog suicided in style and now rests in a undisruptable room of heavens with a Japanesse bath with cute chicks. He can reincarnate whenever he wants and wherever he wants except his lowrider car was stolen by Chalupa and Aekes.

[Aekenon]

Aekes and Chalupa, rather aimless at this point, are simply crusing the streets.  That is, until they come across what appears to be some kind of wreck in the middle of the road.  The Lowrider screeches to a halt promptly.  Chalupa tries to make sense of the scene.  Aekes' attention, however, is more concerned with a radio message coming through the car's speakers.  It describes a mass-murder in Shantytown, and an exciting bounty.

"Whoaaa!" Aekes vocalizes his shock.  He then turns to Chalupa.  "A travesty of justice in Shantytown!  As noble heroes, we ought to aid in this foul man's capture!"


There's an interesting wreck in front of them to be made sense of yet, but Aekes wishes to pursue this mysterious murderer he just heard of.  Chalupa's the one in the driver's seat, though, so their next move is up to him.

[Zilla-]

Zilla gets bored and seeks to find out more about this japanese bathhouse in the sky.

Actions:
> PAUSE
> SAVE
> QUIT

[Lavarinth]

"Onward!" Chalupa turns on "Lowrider" via iPod already left in car, in repeat, and turns the car on with his keys. "To Shantytown!"

[Ricky_Honejasi]

Zilla gets bored and seeks to find out more about this japanese bathhouse in the sky.

Actions:
> PAUSE
> SAVE
> QUIT

After pausing, Zilla's ghost now looks on drugs that slows down the brain ...

Zilla saves ...

Code: Select all

[NEW SAVE]
[Zilla -     Level 4 Communist  - Doackmobile Energy/Missile Room - 03:04:23]
[Zilla -     Level 4 Communist  (ghost) - New Mexico - 08:05:21]
[EMPTY]

Zilla quits the earthly world to go into the sky. An old man now checks Zilla's life sheet.

"Oh my god! You were a bad bad boy!!!!" said the old man. Zilla is now wondering why.

"You raped a lolicat. Inexcusable as a man to do it!" as the old man slams his hand on the table with sudden frustration then taking 15 whole minutes to suffer his hand that he did slam too hard.

"You will have to be punished!" said the old man while Zilla was noticing the japanesse bath's open room from a good couple meters of distance from the old man's desk.

Zilla was englued by some fire but somehow not damaged. Instead, he was teleported by some torture room of unimaginable torture devices. Zilla was attached to some spinning wheel and he was noticing his torturer ... none other than KING FUCKIN' DOACK!!!

Doack was out of phase also at that location and was smiling at the potential suffering he could inflict and take allllll his time. Zilla's spiritual ghost is immortal anyway so the pain can be endless.

Meanwhile, Zilla knew he had only one way out : to mentally load one of his two saves to escape his hell ... or will he somehow like it?

Zilla is now considered inactive and can load one of his saves to be back into the game. He cannot directly reincarnate at any place of his choosing.

[Ricky_Honejasi]

Chapter 3 : The bounty chase on Bobert

Aekes : Aekes and Chalupa, rather aimless at this point, are simply crusing the streets.  That is, until they come across what appears to be some kind of wreck in the middle of the road.  The Lowrider screeches to a halt promptly.  Chalupa tries to make sense of the scene.  Aekes' attention, however, is more concerned with a radio message coming through the car's speakers.  It describes a mass-murder in Shantytown, and an exciting bounty.

"Whoaaa!" Aekes vocalizes his shock.  He then turns to Chalupa.  "A travesty of justice in Shantytown!  As noble heroes, we ought to aid in this foul man's capture!"


There's an interesting wreck in front of them to be made sense of yet, but Aekes wishes to pursue this mysterious murderer he just heard of.  Chalupa's the one in the driver's seat, though, so their next move is up to him.

Chalupa : "Onward!" Chalupa turns on "Lowrider" via iPod already left in car, in repeat, and turns the car on with his keys. "To Shantytown!"

Despite seeing Hansen, Chalupa essentially ignore his presence and starts driving away. Zilla's ghost also went in the sky, truly leaving Hansen alone near his pie piece.

Chalupa drives along with Aekes to Shantytown. He finds the endless corpses around, all fresh and bloody. The whole ground is covered with red blood.

They continue to drive around Shantytown until they find someone ... Bobert ... literally with his pants and panties down pissing in the river.

Bobert notices people way behind him ... a potential epic battle may be about to ensue.

Beforehand, Bobert was crazy enough to detach the Anti-Tank weapon from his space ship and he got it on him.

[Rocco]

Bobert has killed the angry mob from Shanty town.
/Shower off guts
/Stop shower

Bobert notices the low rider approaching Shantytown and prepares to fire the Rocket launcher at it.
/Takes aim

[IskatuMesk]

KING FUCKIN' DOACK in his new state of ultimate power and being takes a moment to poke Zilla with a long, pointy stick in every single possible location all at once.

Elsewhere, KING FUCKIN' DOACK puts on God's Pants.

Elsewhere, KING FUCKIN' DOACK convinces the Confederate Board of Flaming Retards to launch a mining operation on Earth. Completely loaded with the idea that Earth possesses something valuable, the Confederate Board of Flaming Retards launches a mining ship and a fleet of horribly armed and slightly unreliable battlecruisers after the distant planet.

Elsewhere, KING FUCKIN' DOACK takes a moment to begin construction of... THE ULTIMATE WEAPON

[Taeradun]

> attempt communication with jungle woman
> find that not even protoss telepathy works on the jungle woman's primative mind
> get captured by a zerg force that suddenly appears and taken away to a zerg prison
> meet primative protoss and a few more primative terrans at the prison who all act like animals and are unable to communicate
> use badass psionic powerz to fight off zerg guards and break out of prison cell
> run and find jungle woman's cell and free her
> escape riding on a bengalaas
> find remnants of a famous protoss statue on a beach
> YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! GOD DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!




> use iPhone to try and meet up with any NPC protoss survivors on THE PLANET AIUR WHICH IN A SURPRISING TWIST IT ACTUALLY WAS ALL ALONG OMFG so we can raid the zerg base and rescue DOCTOR NOSEBONE