RCcola wrote:
Bobert : Finds that all his looted gear has been sold to the black market. He finds the black market dealer in the area, and buys all his stuff back with money he stole from the elderly.
Gears up, gets ready to seek out Chris Hansen.
Bobert do find a black market with similar equipment he had except the McDonald T-Shift although Chris Hansen didn't sold his own there. Then he proceed to "steal" money to by moving away the "censored" sign in front of his genitals in front of the elderly people that can't stand naked people. Thus he force them to give away their money to have peace of mind from Bobert.
After getting what he needed, he bought similar stuff except the McDonald T-Shift.
Bobert remembers that Chris Hansen's last location was on the Doackmobile so he proceed to research some location where he could get in space. Alas, the desert village is poor so he go brave the trustworthy desert with a camel.
After a (very x 100) long way, he arrives somewhere called "Neo Japan", lots of fanatical technological people live there. It clearly look like a "beta future" as it looks very technological but in "progress" towards the "real thing". He manage to find a young brilliant student with a mini space ship project. He volunteer to be part of the project so he can use the mini space ship from the student to reach the Doackmobile.
Then he is on way towards the Doackmobile. Out of pure luck, he manage to find Chris Hansen's "pie piece" of the Doackmobile he is on as Chris Hansen is using video/radio contact on the other pieces and Bobert's mini ship caught the signal.
RCCola wrote:Bobert : Runs from the Chalupa with the gun. Runs as fast as he can into the nearest bar then sits at the bar twiddling his thumbs.
Bobert already "ran" away from the Chalupa as Bobert is now in space. He doesn't need to run either since his ship is equipped with a nearby "super compact bar" with wine bottles he can pick while being comfortable on his chair. Then he twiddles his thumbs in thought about Chris Hansen.
Wibod wrote:Chris Hansen faps to regenerate his slightly damaged physical self. During his deed he notices that the ghost of Zilla is watching him. In response to the peeping tom Hansen sends the doackmobile into slipspace, Zilla being a ghost is left in space as the ship vanishes.
Chris Hansen can only regenerate like a normal human. Although over time, the worst of the wounds has healed. The loss of blood however didn't help to feel that well at the moment but Chris Hansen can manage.
Chris Hansen notices Zilla's ghost watching him thus he wants to get rid of Zilla some way or another. Chris Hansen goes to the controls and try to go into slipspace.
"Denied. Must be done from the bridge." said the computer. As the control room isn't on Chris Hansen's ship piece, he determines over the computer that Dr.Nosebone and Taeradun are on the ship piece with the bridge.
Chris Hansen opens communication to the control room which Dr.Nosebone is in front of the control room, Chris Hansen demands to Dr.Nosebone to get the Doackmobile back in one piece and to go in slipspace. Ends communication.
Chris Hansen's ship piece detects an unknown ship model going towards him, the computer determines it is Bobert inside the unknown small space ship.
Meanwhile, Zilla is still looking at Chris Hansen. Zilla smiles as he knows something is wrong in Chris Hansen's case.
Doack wrote:Doack : Press the "Implode Universe" button repeatedly while screaming at top of lungs.
Doack went to a computer and tries to do the "Implode Universe" command.
"Denied. Must be at the bridge to do this command." said the computer.
Similar situation to Chris Hansen : find bridge ship piece, find Dr.Nosebone inside, open communication and then yell like a madman to Dr.Nosebone to implode the universe.
However, due to the lack of control, Doack became frustrated and screamed like a madman while he had universe-range communications open. 2% of the universe's population died that day as the scream that came through their radios and various other communication relays fatally bleed the ears and brains of various aliens.
dreamerhorwitz wrote:Steven groaned and emptied his inventory until only his photo and his cybernetics remained
"You're forgetting that our world hates the ruler enforcing cold, hard, logic," he suddenly pointed to his right eye, "I can't remove this because it was a product of surgery. And I'd rather not give up my only photo of my ex-fiance, which, by the way, your goons killed.
"By the way, who was the brave shadow who tried to kill me back at the bar?"
The mayor is surprised at Steven's action although he obviously finds it foolish.
"You are going to convince me to be a nice guy?" said the mayor in irony. The mayor then laughs at his best.
"Oh yeah, your ex-fiance? It was ... an accident. You know, everyone makes mistakes. Some people are just ... gun-happy you know?" said the mayor. He doesn't care a bit about her.
"Oh, someone tried to kill you? Oh, you pooooooooooor thing ... you can go already, you gave me a good laugh for today." he said as mocking you but being fairly serious about the "leaving his office" part.
Lavarinth wrote:Chapula : "I told you DONKEYS not MONKEYS!"
"Heel, baboon!" Chalupa Locks and Loads
*Rewinds back to the zoo part* As Chapula look at the monkeys, they look like donkeys at the huge size of difference between him a monkey. However, the clarification is he forced the monkey as a ride at the end of a gun he somehow found inside the zoo as "self-defense against the animals".
Chalupa gets on Aeke's shoulder while he boards a donkey. "Onward! I spotted that puto! Let's shank him up muy beuno, tonton!" Chalupa orders the pursuit of Chalupa's stolen car.
Anyway, the damn monkey is a biggest monkey that can carry Aekes and Chalupa around. They do spot Desler's lowrider car at a very long distance and start the pursuit.
Action: Drives off. "I'm headed back to Mexico. Too many pendehos in this town." Desler grabs his headless dog and puts him in his car, and then drives south towards the border.
Desler has left.
Desler thought about his headless dog as he forgot about it at the tavern. However, out of surprise, he notices his headless dog next to him, he didn't notice that the headless dog managed to get back into the car after it was thrown on Chalupa.
Then Desler drives at 200 km/h to "New Mexico" and he reaches the town and clearly outspeeding the big monkey's energy and speed. Desler did success in putting enough distance between him and Aekes/Chalupa. As they are too far to reach him very soon (although if they are persistent they can still eventually catch up to Desler) .
Aekes and Chalupa now arrives at the crossroads (at Desler's decision point) : the directions are Loveville, Gobi Desert, Somewhere else not explored in the game and the brand new "New Mexico". There is also that odd grocery store on the side of the road.
