http://www.relationship-forums.com/printthread.php?t=65
So Xaax, the Defiler was playing Magic, the Gathering cards in the computer lab at school, when a bunch of insolent, deprived, peer-pressured, anal-retentive middle school pricks surged forth and grabbed my deck, eager to have a peek at whatever treasures are stored within the hallowed pieces of horridly expensive cardboard. Without even asking.
Then, when Xaax, the Defiler's friend's mother arrived to pick us up in order to transport Xaax, the Defiler to their house, one kid grabbed the deck with his rectal-digging paws and started to sift through the precious cards.
"I must go now," Xaax, the Defiler exclaimed.
"Hold up, I just want to see them," replied the niggardly prick.
Xaax, the Defiler's friend's mother was awaiting us outside, and therefore Xaax, the Defiler reached over and took his deck from the impolite insect.
"Man, why you so gay? I just wanted to see them," complained the fool.
Xaax, the Defiler almost spewed a swarm of extremely negative comments when he realized that the joke boy's accomplices were in the vincinity, hence presenting a problem should they convey Xaax, the Defiler's rancid thoughts to their breeding pits, also known as their parents.
Hence, Xaax, the Defiler would like to conclude that Xaax, the Defiler shall from now on slowly deprive all insolent pricks of their civil liberties (and maybe body parts) by taking appropriate, if discreet action against them.
