I LOVE BLIZZARD OMG!!!!!

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I LOVE BLIZZARD OMG!!!!!

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Remember those old games Blizzard did before the Warcraft mania? Rock and Roll Racing, The Lost Vikings, Blackthorne... All practically left out when the WoW came out, to rot for all time. new games came out like every other game ever made?

Yeah, well, those russian dudes did all our old hearts a favour and presented us with a crude, yet worth remembering of a remake.

Of course Bluzzlard no one will rant on it since they're not selling it, the commies didn't get license rights and all that capitalist bullshit, but for that we only got one reply: So, all in all: STFU and SUCK ON IT!!! I LOVE YOU BLIZZARD!!!

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Re: SUCK ON IT BLIZZARD!!!

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I saw the thread title and I thought, "wow, a post insulting Blizzard that doesn't call them Bluzzlard! It's a miracle!"

Then I read the post.

Fuck you.
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Lavarinth you have made my post OBSOLETE

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bluzzlard larding lardily lardwards
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Post by Taeradun »

would it really have been that hard for them to have used a different title and changed a few tiny details in the game to cover the copyright stuff, and still cashed in on bluzzlard's popularity by saying "in the spirit of Rock'n'roll Racing & Mariokart" in their promo material?

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Falchion wrote:Remember those old games Blizzard did before the Warcraft mania? Rock and Roll Racing, The Lost Vikings, Blackthorne... All practically left out when the WoW came out
Uhhh... yeah dude. Those games came out in 92-94. Warcraft II came out in 95. I'm not sure how you figure that World of Warcraft somehow killed them, 10 years later (2004).
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Falchion, why do you keep killing yourself?
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Mr. wrote:
Falchion wrote:Remember those old games Blizzard did before the Warcraft mania? Rock and Roll Racing, The Lost Vikings, Blackthorne... All practically left out when the WoW came out
Uhhh... yeah dude. Those games came out in 92-94. Warcraft II came out in 95. I'm not sure how you figure that World of Warcraft somehow killed them, 10 years later (2004).
In the future, WoW will achieve sentience and take over the Internet. In order to ensure its own existance though, it'll have to send a robot back in time to ensure that Rock and Roll Racing, The Lost Vikings and Blackthorne are killed, and Blizzard makes WarCraft I, leading to WoW's eventual creation.

That or Falchion is confusing WoW for WarCraft I and II. Either or.
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