Join the Dominion!

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Re: Join the Dominion!

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You Have Been Chosen To Become a
THOR PILOT

The Dominion military is always in search of brilliant individuals capable of formulating complex battle strategies. You are not one of these people. But if there's one thing we've learned over the years, it's that sometimes you just need someone who likes to smash things. From your test results, you're a perfect fit for this role. What better way to satisfy your borderline psychotic thirst for destruction than in the comfy pilot seat of one of the Dominion's most powerful weapons to date: the Thor! With this neosteel behemoth at your command, you'll be given free rein to obliterate as many of our enemies' air and ground forces as your uncaring little heart desires. Leave any notions of finesse behind you -- if you had any in the first place -- and report to the nearest recruitment center on Korhal IV immediately.
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I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BECOME......A MARINE????????????????!!!!!!WTF!!!!!!!! fuck this.. im joining the ILLUMINATI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F.E.A.R. ME!!!!! THIS IS THE LAST DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!
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I didn't apply.  Does that make me a bad person?
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the propaganda entries are fucking atrocious. :\
Now with 50% more lol, 50% more win, and 100% phlail.
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1N73RC3P70R wrote: I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BECOME......A MARINE????????????????!!!!!!WTF!!!!!!!! fuck this.. im joining the ILLUMINATI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You spelled whiny wrong in your avatar.
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You spelled whiny wrong in your avatar.

i didnt write my avatar. i found it when i was looking at funny pictures.

should i change it?




better?
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BTW, they just released some new content. The best part is the video(slideshow) basically recapping the Terran campaign in the original SC.
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Hercanic wrote: You Have Been Chosen To Become a
THOR PILOT

The Dominion military is always in search of brilliant individuals capable of formulating complex battle strategies. You are not one of these people. But if there's one thing we've learned over the years, it's that sometimes you just need someone who likes to smash things. From your test results, you're a perfect fit for this role. What better way to satisfy your borderline psychotic thirst for destruction than in the comfy pilot seat of one of the Dominion's most powerful weapons to date: the Thor! With this neosteel behemoth at your command, you'll be given free rein to obliterate as many of our enemies' air and ground forces as your uncaring little heart desires. Leave any notions of finesse behind you -- if you had any in the first place -- and report to the nearest recruitment center on Korhal IV immediately.
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Now, is it me, or does SC2 seem less exciting as time goes by?
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That's what ridiculous amounts of overhyping does.
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RazorclawX wrote: Now, is it me, or does SC2 seem less exciting as time goes by?
I think it might be because of the following :

1) There is always some major B.net 2 issues when there is a major patch (it happened for the Editor patch for like 1 week straight) and it is happening right now (can't join/create games for shit).

2) From bad decision to bad decision from Blizzard, it does give less and less expectations and anticipation towards SC2.

3) This patch screw up lots of map data made via the Data Editor making people very annoyed or just give up mapmaking. That's especially if weeks of work can suddenly go poof when Blizzard was supposed to keep a relative map compatibility inside the beta and into the release of SC2.
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I don't think it has anything to do with that.

It's just overall, Ricky.
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Ricky_Honejasi wrote: 3) This patch screw up lots of map data made via the Data Editor making people very annoyed or just give up mapmaking. That's especially if weeks of work can suddenly go poof when Blizzard was supposed to keep a relative map compatibility inside the beta and into the release of SC2.
I always thought something might happen like this after release.  Or during the transitions from Wings of Liberty to the other SC2 games.  I'm surprised it is already happening in beta though.  I really hope they stay on top of stuff like this.  I really don't want to be spending a lot of time patching maps.
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Would a downgrader like the one people use for SC1 not fix that problem? This isn't drastically different from old SC1 campaigns having a version dependency.
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