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[IskatuMesk]

You just solidified my point to the point of indestructibility. Thank you, sir.

[Lavarinth]

You mean like that one at 1:20? Or a different one? I do remember when I first saw that thinking "Why did she not, like, rip that camera guy's arms off?" Still an awesome scene, though! It's like seeing Bigfoot, only terrifying and much louder.

Yeah, that one. Though I think they might of changed a few things, don't quote me on that though.

[Alevice]

You just solidified my point to the point of indestructibility. Thank you, sir.

Ie, you and your kind were not the audience.

[mAc Chaos]

All .2% of them.

[IskatuMesk]

You just solidified my point to the point of indestructibility. Thank you, sir.

Ie, you and your kind were not the audience.

ok??????

[Mucky]

it was shown during a sports match.

It doesn't tell you ANYTHING about the game, not even what genre it is.

[mAc Chaos]

wat

[IskatuMesk]

you guys are bad at reading

[Alevice]

it was shown during a sports match.

It doesn't tell you ANYTHING about the game, not even what genre it is.

Yeah, I forgot all the goddamn teasers Blizz has aired before weren't just cinematic show off and describe with intensity what the game was all about. That's totally how advertising works in real life.

[Mucky]

Yeah, I forgot all the goddamn teasers Blizz has aired before weren't just cinematic show off and describe with intensity what the game was all about. That's totally how advertising works in real life.

Just like Avatar - CGI masturbation with no substance. But, hey, that's what CGI is all about, right?

[Xelxiuz]

Kerrigan pre-infestation was pretty bad in the trailer. I know Jim Raynor was totally different than SC1, but this is a flashback and the V line of Kerrigan in SC1 is totally different.

How was Kerrigan "pretty bad?"

Jim's actually not different. There's a seen you probably haven't seen since it was only shown at BlizzCon that goes with that scene of Kerrigan, and they show "young" Jim, and he looks like he did in StarCraft 1.

"V" line?

That and it had a lot of repeated scenes from previous trailers which is damn ghetto.

Hey guys, here's an idea, let's give away the whole game in a 30 second commercial. Come on! Let's just.. GIVE IT ALL AWAY!

And just so you know, kiddo, I timed it, and there's no more than 5 seconds of repeat material. The rest is new. Here's your golf clap.

U mad Lav :[, chill. If you cannot accept people's criticisms without making your posts at least Mesk/Mucky/Negi level it doesn't motivate me to elaborate my points.

http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/File:Jim_Raynor_SC2.jpg

http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/File:JimRaynor_SC1_HeadAnim1.gif

http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/File:SarahKerrigan_SC1_HeadAnim1.gif

http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/File:SarahKerrigan_SC2_Rend1.jpg

I'll just leave one more piece of information before you go comb through the pictures; there is a difference for the Kerrigan pictures for the chin it's just angled so that it looks similar, so don't try to say I'm wrong. If you look at the other pictures it only gets worse so I already made the best case I can against myself.

30 seconds is nothing to cover, and if your game could be summed up in 30 seconds then either your game sucks or your entire staff lacks the creative ability of some otaku brat making MAD videos. Either way that doesn't spell out anything but bad. Though I guess with their current staff and policies 30 seconds is quite a lot.

[IskatuMesk]

...

umadbro?

[wibod]

Kerrigan seems to have become less Asian in SC2 as well.

Definitely thought that ghost was Nova as I'd heard she was supposed to be in SC2 in some capacity.

[IskatuMesk]

Nova is blonde.

[Alevice]

Nah, I just enjoy seeing your great marketing skills bro.