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Write us your StarCraft Haiku
Fast chance at a key.
Yes, absolutely terrible, but simple enough to do! Depending on the number of haikus submitted, will be the amount of keys released! We are following the traditional 5-7-5 syllabic form, and it must relate in one form or another to StarCraft. Whether it be lore, gaming, addiction, etc.
This contest will run for one week, ending May 1st at 2PM PST. Winners will be drawn based on cleverness of haiku, whether serious, comedic, etc. The amount of keys released are to determined at the end of the contest but will be no less than three.
[BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
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Lavarinth
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[BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
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Theia_Loki
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku! 
Here goes:
Thee Zealots suck balls
And the foul Colossus
Has just eaten shite
Thought this up on the spot.
Thee Zealots suck balls
And the foul Colossus
Has just eaten shite
Thought this up on the spot.
"I figure language is a poor enough a means of communication as it is so we have to use all the words we've got. Besides, there are damned few words that everybody understands"
~Henry Drummond, Lawyer from Inherit the Wind
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Venca
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
That seem kinda hard but I'll try 
We are the Firebats
There are lings, that's barbecue
Stim it up, Let's burn
We are the Firebats
There are lings, that's barbecue
Stim it up, Let's burn
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Krazy
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Twelve pool gogo
Zergling rush incoming noobs
Kekekekeke
Zergling rush incoming noobs
Kekekekeke
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Laconius
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Throwing one in for fun. 
Crimson psi ablaze,
Your thoughts are ours to conquer;
Must have energy...
Crimson psi ablaze,
Your thoughts are ours to conquer;
Must have energy...
Ours is a thought-tormented age.
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Mucky
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
They triggered our trap
Our additional pylons
Bitches don't know 'bout
Our additional pylons
Bitches don't know 'bout
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poiuy_qwert
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
The Protoss have come,
Marching to the beat of war.
En Taro Adun!
Marching to the beat of war.
En Taro Adun!
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Krazy
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Need more vesepene gas
Vin Diesel never needs more gas
He's not Chuck Norris.
Yeah I'm just doing them for lulz now.
Vin Diesel never needs more gas
He's not Chuck Norris.
Yeah I'm just doing them for lulz now.
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Da-Fort
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
* Misread sylables as words, I'm quick editing this
Undefended base
Went for a doom drop nub
OH NO PYLONS!
Undefended base
Went for a doom drop nub
OH NO PYLONS!
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
I dunno shit 'bout poems
So 'ere I am
In your ear with my cock
So 'ere I am
In your ear with my cock
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Xelxiuz
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Mesk sees noobs, they build
Lots of shiny void rays YEAH!
BUILD CARRIERS FUCK
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Lots of shiny void rays YEAH!
BUILD CARRIERS FUCK
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Rhymer
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Why would you do that
Zergify a human ghost
To see Zerg with boobs
Teehee
Zergify a human ghost
To see Zerg with boobs
Teehee
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poiuy_qwert
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
The dusty ground shakes,
The fear in our hearts grows stronger,
The zerg are comng.
Ultralisks so big,
I've never seen such a sight,
I don't want to fight.
The blasts from the tanks
Ringing in the vast open plains.
It's an eery sound.
Sitting in a bunker,
Waiting for the rushing hoard,
Patience is waning
The fear in our hearts grows stronger,
The zerg are comng.
Ultralisks so big,
I've never seen such a sight,
I don't want to fight.
The blasts from the tanks
Ringing in the vast open plains.
It's an eery sound.
Sitting in a bunker,
Waiting for the rushing hoard,
Patience is waning
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tipereth
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Lone marine watches
Carriers block out the sun
God fucking dammit
EDITL Fixed it wow that was dumb.
Carriers block out the sun
God fucking dammit
EDITL Fixed it wow that was dumb.
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DrumsofWar
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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Terrible damage
Now comes the baneling rush
Terrible damage
Now comes the baneling rush
Terrible damage