David Carradine is dead, grasshopper...

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David Carradine's death by...

Suicide
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Auto-erotic asphyxiation
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David Carradine is dead, grasshopper...

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...And not in the way you expected

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090605/ap_on_en_mo/as_carradine_death
BANGKOK – Police are speculating that accidental suffocation, not suicide, may have caused the death of American cult actor David Carradine, whose body was found in a hotel closet in the Thai capital with a rope tied to his neck, wrist and genitals.
Celebrity blogs and social networking Web sites were abuzz with news of the death of Carradine — best known for the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu." The circumstances under which he died have led to speculation that the 72-year-old actor may have been engaged in a dangerous form of sex play known as auto-erotic asphyxiation.
If you were David Carradine, which would you prefer?  To have people believe you committed suicide, or death by kinky masturbation?
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Re: David Carradine is dead, grasshopper...

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the second for sho
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Re: David Carradine is dead, grasshopper...

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Whiplash! wrote: the second for sho
You didn't vote for it, that's for sure.
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Lavarinth wrote:
Whiplash! wrote: the second for sho
You didn't vote for it, that's for sure.
I voted before I read
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Re: David Carradine is dead, grasshopper...

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What would be messed up is if a murder set the person up to die this way on purpose, causing police to dismiss it and the person's name to forever be tainted.
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^ Not possible.  Autopsies are incredibly accurate at determining the cause of death.  The murderer would have to force Carradine at gunpoint to asphyxiate himself to death in such a humiliating way.  In which case, Carradine would have just taken the bullet.
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Re: David Carradine is dead, grasshopper...

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A final deadly orgasm...that sucks,he was a great actor....
I also heard that he commited suicide because he found out he had Cancer....who knows?
The fact remains,he's dead.
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Re: David Carradine is dead, grasshopper...

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They killed Bill.

(Somebody had to say it.)
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Eh. True.
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Milldawg wrote: They killed Bill.

(Somebody had to say it.)
So that's why he didn't show up to PP last night.
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Re: David Carradine is dead, grasshopper...

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At this point, it wouldn't matter how you'd rather die, since you're already a corpse. :P  Sucks that he died either way, especially how sudden it was.
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At least he didn't chop his balls off and die.
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That's worse than death. o.o
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Re: David Carradine is dead, grasshopper...

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He met a giant fish.
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Re: David Carradine is dead, grasshopper...

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Has anything come to light or is this going to be one of those celebrity deaths forever shrouded in sensationalist mystery?
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