NEWS: Size Does Matter

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NEWS: Size Does Matter

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No, seriously, it does.  Click the link and read the whole article.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=3045&art_id=nw20080911122421198C156995
Three men were shot dead and two others critically wounded in a Durban tavern following an argument over the size of male genitals, police said on Thursday.

Superintendent Muzi Mngomezulu said the shooting took place at the Merseyside Restaurant and Bar at the Queensmead Mall in Durban's Umbilo suburb on Wednesday night.

Five people were arrested in the early hours of Thursday morning. Two of those arrested were found in possession of firearms, which police believe were the weapons used in the shooting. All five were residents of the Phoenix area.

The argument apparently began when a patron of Indian descent made a comment about the size of a white patron's genitals while both were at the tavern's urinals.
There's so many things I could say, I don't know where to begin.
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AA7Dragoon wrote:There's so many things I could say, I don't know where to begin.
Please, don't.
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AA7Dragoon wrote: There's so many things I could say, I don't know where to begin.
Please, do!
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i can say a thing or two:
the stupidity of human nature keeps astonishing me,
and this event would be one of them.
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Think about it this way the idiots that died won't be reproducing anymore people.


Seriously though, size doesn't matter, the more I think about it the more stupid it sounds because that's pretty much the last thing that's going to matter.
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Mantis wrote: Think about it this way the idiots that died won't be reproducing anymore people.


Seriously though, size doesn't matter, the more I think about it the more stupid it sounds because that's pretty much the last thing that's going to matter.
So basically, you have a small penis.
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It's funny what people fight over.
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mAc Chaos wrote: It's funny what people kill over.
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wibod wrote:
Mantis wrote: Think about it this way the idiots that died won't be reproducing anymore people.


Seriously though, size doesn't matter, the more I think about it the more stupid it sounds because that's pretty much the last thing that's going to matter.
So basically, you have a small penis.
6.5 inches
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Mantis wrote:
wibod wrote:
Mantis wrote: Think about it this way the idiots that died won't be reproducing anymore people.


Seriously though, size doesn't matter, the more I think about it the more stupid it sounds because that's pretty much the last thing that's going to matter.
So basically, you have a small penis.
6.5 inches
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wibod wrote:
Mantis wrote: So basically, you have a small penis.
6.5 inches
I can't believe you just went there.
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That's nothing, pssh!

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AA7Dragoon wrote:
wibod wrote:
Mantis wrote: So basically, you have a small penis.
6.5 inches
I can't believe you just went there.
Agreed, AA7. 

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Mantis wrote:
wibod wrote:
Mantis wrote: Think about it this way the idiots that died won't be reproducing anymore people.


Seriously though, size doesn't matter, the more I think about it the more stupid it sounds because that's pretty much the last thing that's going to matter.
So basically, you have a small penis.
6.5 inches
So this is the post your were ranting about earlier?

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I'd rant to if I were only 6.5 inches tall.
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