So I saw The Last Airbender...
Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:39 pm
I must say, I was surprised by M. Night Shyamalan's abilities with this film. I mean, his reputation precedes him, but this was truly something special. The moment the first rolling text started (Star Wars style, mind you) and I heard the voice of the 15 year old girl playing Katara, I knew this was going to be different. This movie was the beginning of a new standard for M. Night Shyamalan films. And with two more additions to the franchise on their way, I don't know how he can possibly top this. It was that bad.
Shyamalan is pretty terrible, but this is a whole new level of awful. I don't even know where to begin, so I'll start with the rolling text. Some of you may have seen the show, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and grown accustomed to the word "avatar" being thrown around several times an episode. Well, picture that, but every time they say it, it is pronounced "ahvatar." That may not seem all that bad to you, but it gets worse. They do the same thing with several characters' names as well. Aang is now pronounced Ahng, Sokka is Soakka, Iroh is Earoh, etc. Not a huge deal, right? This was all in the first 15 mintues. There is much more.
Fans of the show will know how the bending works. There is water, earth, fire, and air. Each bending type requires a material to bend: air for the airbenders, earth for the earthbenders, water (coming from the air moisture, plants, bodies of water, snow, and even people if you are really skilled) for waterbenders, and heat for firebenders (mostly from body heat). The first three benders were pretty consistent, but firebenders, in the movie, needed a source of flame to bend. Again, so what? Firebenders are the bad guys and they were so menacing in the show because they could bend out of almost nothing. That is a pretty big dependency to give them, considering they are supposed to be taking over the world.
Fans of the show will also know that the greatest portion of the whole series was not the action or concept, but the character interaction. The script for this movie was so botched, confusing, and all over the place that I barely understood what was going on and I've seen almost every episode. Sokka isn't funny, Katara isn't strong, Aang isn't palyful, and Zuko isn't fearsome. It's like they are all the opposite of what they were supposed to be. And you see literally no bond between any of the characters. No chemistry, no intelligent, logical, coherent conversation, nothing. This was, by far, the biggest disappointment of the whole film, but what can you expect from M. Night?
Bending takes FOREVER in the movie. It seemed like the characters would have been better off just running up to the benders they were fighting and punching them in the face. That's how slow and open it was.
One thing I will give it is that the effects were half-decent. But, in these days, that's kinda a requirment for any film. The worst of the worst movies at least look pretty.
There is the whole race problem with the film that a lot of people were complaining about, but finding actors with the right skill sets and ethinicities and having them be able to speak clear, fluent English can't be the easiest thing to do, but that doesn't mean they couldn't have done a lot better. I would have rather seen good actors with stunt doubles for the action that looked nothing like them than what they gave us. Surprisingly enough, the kid who played Aang, whom has no acting experience at all, wasn't even the worst of them. Everyone was pretty bad, but Sokka was the worst by far.
I remember reading an interview from M. Night Shyamalan on why he decided to make a movie out of Avatar: The Last Airbender and he responded by saying that his 5 year old daughter loved the show and dressed up like Katara for Halloween. He said he was intrigued by the concept and thought it would make a great film. However, he neglected to mention that that is clearly where his involvement with the show ended. I'm convinced that he has never once watched an episode of the show (neither have any of the cast or crew, for that matter) and the entire screenplay was written and directed based on exactly how a 5 year old described it. I'm dead serious. Give a 5 year old the power to make a movie, a fully functional crew and a semi-functional cast that has no idea what's going on, and The Last Airbender is what you get.
My only question is how did Nickelodeon let this happen? How did the writers of the show let this happen? To any fan of the show, making a movie out of it seems like a fool-proof idea for awesomeness and success. Yet M. Night Shyamalan never ceases to amaze me with his talent for ruining a screenplay. But, then again, he "wrote" the screenplay for this movie, so that is a double dose of failure right there.
I bought a copy of the first season of the show immediatley afterwards so I could drown out the awfulness of this terrible film. In the last words of Roger Ebert's review of the movie "I hope the title of the film is prophetic."
Rating: 1 out of 5
Shyamalan is pretty terrible, but this is a whole new level of awful. I don't even know where to begin, so I'll start with the rolling text. Some of you may have seen the show, Avatar: The Last Airbender, and grown accustomed to the word "avatar" being thrown around several times an episode. Well, picture that, but every time they say it, it is pronounced "ahvatar." That may not seem all that bad to you, but it gets worse. They do the same thing with several characters' names as well. Aang is now pronounced Ahng, Sokka is Soakka, Iroh is Earoh, etc. Not a huge deal, right? This was all in the first 15 mintues. There is much more.
Fans of the show will know how the bending works. There is water, earth, fire, and air. Each bending type requires a material to bend: air for the airbenders, earth for the earthbenders, water (coming from the air moisture, plants, bodies of water, snow, and even people if you are really skilled) for waterbenders, and heat for firebenders (mostly from body heat). The first three benders were pretty consistent, but firebenders, in the movie, needed a source of flame to bend. Again, so what? Firebenders are the bad guys and they were so menacing in the show because they could bend out of almost nothing. That is a pretty big dependency to give them, considering they are supposed to be taking over the world.
Fans of the show will also know that the greatest portion of the whole series was not the action or concept, but the character interaction. The script for this movie was so botched, confusing, and all over the place that I barely understood what was going on and I've seen almost every episode. Sokka isn't funny, Katara isn't strong, Aang isn't palyful, and Zuko isn't fearsome. It's like they are all the opposite of what they were supposed to be. And you see literally no bond between any of the characters. No chemistry, no intelligent, logical, coherent conversation, nothing. This was, by far, the biggest disappointment of the whole film, but what can you expect from M. Night?
Bending takes FOREVER in the movie. It seemed like the characters would have been better off just running up to the benders they were fighting and punching them in the face. That's how slow and open it was.
One thing I will give it is that the effects were half-decent. But, in these days, that's kinda a requirment for any film. The worst of the worst movies at least look pretty.
There is the whole race problem with the film that a lot of people were complaining about, but finding actors with the right skill sets and ethinicities and having them be able to speak clear, fluent English can't be the easiest thing to do, but that doesn't mean they couldn't have done a lot better. I would have rather seen good actors with stunt doubles for the action that looked nothing like them than what they gave us. Surprisingly enough, the kid who played Aang, whom has no acting experience at all, wasn't even the worst of them. Everyone was pretty bad, but Sokka was the worst by far.
I remember reading an interview from M. Night Shyamalan on why he decided to make a movie out of Avatar: The Last Airbender and he responded by saying that his 5 year old daughter loved the show and dressed up like Katara for Halloween. He said he was intrigued by the concept and thought it would make a great film. However, he neglected to mention that that is clearly where his involvement with the show ended. I'm convinced that he has never once watched an episode of the show (neither have any of the cast or crew, for that matter) and the entire screenplay was written and directed based on exactly how a 5 year old described it. I'm dead serious. Give a 5 year old the power to make a movie, a fully functional crew and a semi-functional cast that has no idea what's going on, and The Last Airbender is what you get.
My only question is how did Nickelodeon let this happen? How did the writers of the show let this happen? To any fan of the show, making a movie out of it seems like a fool-proof idea for awesomeness and success. Yet M. Night Shyamalan never ceases to amaze me with his talent for ruining a screenplay. But, then again, he "wrote" the screenplay for this movie, so that is a double dose of failure right there.
I bought a copy of the first season of the show immediatley afterwards so I could drown out the awfulness of this terrible film. In the last words of Roger Ebert's review of the movie "I hope the title of the film is prophetic."
Rating: 1 out of 5