Page 1 of 4
[BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:50 pm
by Lavarinth
Just reply in here
Write us your StarCraft Haiku
Fast chance at a key.
Yes, absolutely terrible, but simple enough to do! Depending on the number of haikus submitted, will be the amount of keys released! We are following the traditional 5-7-5 syllabic form, and it must relate in one form or another to StarCraft. Whether it be lore, gaming, addiction, etc.
This contest will run for one week, ending May 1st at 2PM PST. Winners will be drawn based on cleverness of haiku, whether serious, comedic, etc. The amount of keys released are to determined at the end of the contest but will be no less than three.
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku! 
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:19 pm
by Theia_Loki
Here goes:
Thee Zealots suck balls
And the foul Colossus
Has just eaten shite
Thought this up on the spot.
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:41 pm
by Venca
That seem kinda hard but I'll try
We are the Firebats
There are lings, that's barbecue
Stim it up, Let's burn
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:02 pm
by Krazy
Twelve pool gogo
Zergling rush incoming noobs
Kekekekeke
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:27 pm
by Laconius
Throwing one in for fun.
Crimson psi ablaze,
Your thoughts are ours to conquer;
Must have energy...
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:44 pm
by Mucky
They triggered our trap
Our additional pylons
Bitches don't know 'bout
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:46 pm
by poiuy_qwert
The Protoss have come,
Marching to the beat of war.
En Taro Adun!
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:30 am
by Krazy
Need more vesepene gas
Vin Diesel never needs more gas
He's not Chuck Norris.
Yeah I'm just doing them for lulz now.
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:13 am
by Da-Fort
* Misread sylables as words, I'm quick editing this
Undefended base
Went for a doom drop nub
OH NO PYLONS!
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:30 am
by IskatuMesk
I dunno shit 'bout poems
So 'ere I am
In your ear with my cock
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:56 am
by Xelxiuz
Mesk sees noobs, they build
Lots of shiny void rays YEAH!
BUILD CARRIERS FUCK
SC2 Beta HD - 2v2 butts 2 2/3 - Mesk 3rd Gen
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:49 am
by Rhymer
Why would you do that
Zergify a human ghost
To see Zerg with boobs
Teehee
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:57 am
by poiuy_qwert
The dusty ground shakes,
The fear in our hearts grows stronger,
The zerg are comng.
Ultralisks so big,
I've never seen such a sight,
I don't want to fight.
The blasts from the tanks
Ringing in the vast open plains.
It's an eery sound.
Sitting in a bunker,
Waiting for the rushing hoard,
Patience is waning
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:58 am
by tipereth
Lone marine watches
Carriers block out the sun
God fucking dammit
EDITL Fixed it wow that was dumb.
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:01 am
by DrumsofWar
Terrible damage
Now comes the baneling rush
Terrible damage