Campaign Creations

NSFW or the squeemish

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n73/ ... nurcar.jpg


[20:36] Toan6969: deer in ur car
[20:36] ThePheonixIV: oh god
[20:36] ThePheonixIV: what is this
[20:36] Toan6969: a deer in ur car
[20:36] *** ThePheonixIV has received deerinurcar.jpg.
[20:36] ThePheonixIV: oh what the fuck
[20:36] Toan6969: lol
[20:36] Toan6969: I should say
[20:36] Toan6969: pieces of deer in ur car
[20:36] Toan6969: seriously
[20:37] Toan6969: wut
[20:37] ThePheonixIV: fuuuck
[20:37] ThePheonixIV: imagine
[20:37] ThePheonixIV: if you were driving that
[20:37] ThePheonixIV: fuuuuuuuck
[20:37] Toan6969: he was going at like mach 69
[20:37] ThePheonixIV: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[20:37] Toan6969: down a highway at night
[20:37] Toan6969: basically
[20:37] Toan6969: HOLY SHIT FUCK
[20:37] ThePheonixIV: that deer
[20:37] ThePheonixIV: exploded
[20:37] ThePheonixIV: fuuuck
[20:37] Toan6969: yeah
[20:37] Toan6969: I thought is was a rabbit at first
[20:37] Toan6969: I'm like
[20:37] Toan6969: ok
[20:37] Toan6969: a rabbit roadkill
[20:37] Toan6969: OH JESUS FUCK
[20:37] Toan6969: also note the big chunk of deer flank lodged behind the steering whell
[20:38] ThePheonixIV: fuckign hell
[20:38] ThePheonixIV: that
[20:38] ThePheonixIV: is foul
[20:38] ThePheonixIV: jesus
[20:38] Toan6969: man
[20:38] ThePheonixIV: just driving along
[20:38] Toan6969: it's not foul
[20:38] ThePheonixIV: and all of a sudden
[20:38] Toan6969: it's like
[20:38] Toan6969: surreal
[20:38] ThePheonixIV: you are covered in deer
[20:39] Toan6969: you are not driving a long if you managed to bisect an adult deer
[20:39] Toan6969: you are going at like 250km an hour
[20:39] ThePheonixIV: jesus wept
[20:39] ThePheonixIV: that is just so wrong
[20:39] Toan6969: I've seen some shit
[20:39] Toan6969: that is just like
[20:39] Toan6969: wut
[20:39] Toan6969: it's not even wrong
[20:40] Toan6969: it's surreal
[20:40] ThePheonixIV: dude
[20:40] ThePheonixIV: there is liquid deer
[20:40] ThePheonixIV: all over the car
[20:40] ThePheonixIV: liquid deer is not right
[20:40] Toan6969: liquid deer is surreal
[20:40] ThePheonixIV: now i need to find where it downloaded this image too
[20:40] Toan6969: lol
[20:40] ThePheonixIV: so i can add it to my 'wtf' image folder
[20:40] Toan6969: nightmare food
[20:40] Toan6969: now imagine if he had hit something like a bear or moose
[20:41] Toan6969: I'm fairly sure immovable object unstoppable force would happen
[20:41] ThePheonixIV: into the fuck your what folder
[20:41] ThePheonixIV: fuckthewhat*
[20:41] ThePheonixIV: heh
[20:41] ThePheonixIV: if he'd hit a bear
[20:41] ThePheonixIV: he probably wouldn't be alive
[20:41] ThePheonixIV: and neither would the bear
[20:41] Toan6969: I'm surprised the bones didn't fucking shred him
[20:41] Toan6969: or the glass
[20:42] Toan6969: or a large piece of deer collided with his face
[20:42] Toan6969: seriously
[20:42] Toan6969: how he lived is beyond lucky
[20:42] Toan6969: it's like
[20:42] Toan6969: 1 in 69billion chances
[20:42] ThePheonixIV: i'm trying to imagine what that would look like from inside the car
[20:42] ThePheonixIV: just
[20:42] ThePheonixIV: deer mist
[20:42] ThePheonixIV: and blood
[20:42] ThePheonixIV: and meat
[20:42] Toan6969: more like
[20:42] Toan6969: deer in the headlights
[20:42] Toan6969: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF_
[20:42] ThePheonixIV: suddenly everywhere
[20:42] Toan6969: for like a split second
[20:42] Toan6969: deer explodes
[20:43] Toan6969: or should I say
[20:43] Toan6969: hits the front
[20:43] Toan6969: of the car
[20:43] Toan6969: hits the windshield then explodes

i would tap that

I stepped in the steaming carcass of a deer I hit once, accidentally. In it. My foot. Inside a deer. Ugh.

tipereth wrote: I tepped the steaming ass of a deer I hit once, accidentally. In it.  Inside a deer. Ugh.

You disgust me.

I hope the deer is ok.

the deer's doing better than your artifact-ridden signature

That guy had to be badly hurt after that impact.

Talk about deer in the headlights...