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NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:41 am
by AA7Dragoon
No, seriously, it does. Click the link and read the whole article.
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=3045&art_id=nw20080911122421198C156995
Three men were shot dead and two others critically wounded in a Durban tavern following an argument over the size of male genitals, police said on Thursday.
Superintendent Muzi Mngomezulu said the shooting took place at the Merseyside Restaurant and Bar at the Queensmead Mall in Durban's Umbilo suburb on Wednesday night.
Five people were arrested in the early hours of Thursday morning. Two of those arrested were found in possession of firearms, which police believe were the weapons used in the shooting. All five were residents of the Phoenix area.
The argument apparently began when a patron of Indian descent made a comment about the size of a white patron's genitals while both were at the tavern's urinals.
There's so many things I could say, I don't know where to begin.
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:25 am
by Magic
AA7Dragoon wrote:There's so many things I could say, I don't know where to begin.
Please, don't.
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:35 am
by Lavarinth
AA7Dragoon wrote:
There's so many things I could say, I don't know where to begin.
Please, do!
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:03 pm
by muaddib
i can say a thing or two:
the stupidity of human nature keeps astonishing me,
and this event would be one of them.
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:34 pm
by Whiplash!
Think about it this way the idiots that died won't be reproducing anymore people.
Seriously though, size doesn't matter, the more I think about it the more stupid it sounds because that's pretty much the last thing that's going to matter.
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:39 pm
by wibod
Mantis wrote:
Think about it this way the idiots that died won't be reproducing anymore people.
Seriously though, size doesn't matter, the more I think about it the more stupid it sounds because that's pretty much the last thing that's going to matter.
So basically, you have a small penis.
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:35 pm
by mAc Chaos
It's funny what people fight over.
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:47 am
by UntamedLoli
mAc Chaos wrote:
It's funny what people kill over.
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:44 pm
by Whiplash!
wibod wrote:
Mantis wrote:
Think about it this way the idiots that died won't be reproducing anymore people.
Seriously though, size doesn't matter, the more I think about it the more stupid it sounds because that's pretty much the last thing that's going to matter.
So basically, you have a small penis.
6.5 inches
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:02 pm
by Lavarinth
Mantis wrote:
wibod wrote:
Mantis wrote:
Think about it this way the idiots that died won't be reproducing anymore people.
Seriously though, size doesn't matter, the more I think about it the more stupid it sounds because that's pretty much the last thing that's going to matter.
So basically, you have a small penis.
6.5 inches
Hispanic heritage ftw!
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:08 pm
by AA7Dragoon
wibod wrote:
Mantis wrote:
So basically, you have a small penis.
6.5 inches
I can't believe you just went there.
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:12 pm
by Lavarinth
That's nothing, pssh!
[Niko Bellic Accent] What? D'you vant to fight about it? [/Accent]
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:53 pm
by Legion
AA7Dragoon wrote:
wibod wrote:
Mantis wrote:
So basically, you have a small penis.
6.5 inches
I can't believe you just went there.
Agreed, AA7.
Blizzard, HURRY UP WE NEED STARCRAFT 2 FAST!
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 2:39 pm
by wibod
Mantis wrote:
wibod wrote:
Mantis wrote:
Think about it this way the idiots that died won't be reproducing anymore people.
Seriously though, size doesn't matter, the more I think about it the more stupid it sounds because that's pretty much the last thing that's going to matter.
So basically, you have a small penis.
6.5 inches
So this is the post your were ranting about earlier?
Protip: You got trolled, fail more.
Re: NEWS: Size Does Matter
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:35 pm
by Lavarinth
I'd rant to if I were only 6.5 inches tall.