LP Update/Comment Thread

[IskatuMesk]

I still blame Ricky.

[KnoutOut]

9/10·Steam
4/5·Metacritic
7.5/10·IGN.com

"SexyVampQueen
vor 6 Monaten

and that is why my profile pic is gabriel belmont, an incredible storline, fantastic graphics and artwork, awesome and amazing characters, good very good gameplay, fucking great soundtrack and all together a great game "

"Simon Bergstrøm
vor 10 Monaten

Sad to say that this beats the crap out of LoS2"

"Dennis Frühauf
vor 4 Monaten

+Adrian Stelian well patience is required for the best of everything in its cathegory in life. Good games. Good food. Good women. Good movies. If you want the best of what you want you need to train your patience and will be rewarded with experiences most people nowadays missing out "

"MaximumGameplay
vor 8 Monaten

The god of war that PC players always wanted ."


I CAN HARDLY TELL WHAT IS WORSE, THIS GAME OR THESE COMMENTS, AHAHAHA KILL MEEE

[Mucky]

Oh no! People like a game I don't like!

[IskatuMesk]

That is not a game.

[Mucky]

Semantics. You know what I meant.

Actually no, that's stupid. If it's not a game, what is it then? A snake?

[IskatuMesk]

It's a snake with downs.

[Mucky]

Do you have an actual argument? Or shall I continue sexually orienting as chinese on tumblr?

[IskatuMesk]

> releases videos
> "do you have an argument"

Come on, goy.

[Mucky]

Nothing but salt within miles.

[IskatuMesk]

What are you even trying to argue about, again? That a series of quick time events, shit copy pasted from commercial cds and turbosquid, and the same monster copy pasted for 10 hours of grind is considered a game? By whose standards are we trying to gauge, here? Someone who is a snake with downs or someone who can be objectively called a gamer?

[Mucky]

I'll ask again.

If it's not a game, what is it?

[IskatuMesk]

Cashgrab from a developer who deceived the IP holder into giving them rights to a popular franchise and focus marketed it to hell.

We generally term this as "shovelware".

[Mucky]

Acceptable. For what it's worth, you weren't my original target.

[KnoutOut]

I also want to throw in that all of the quoted comments are made either by bots or hired communists, as I am having a hard time to believe that an actual sentient being would after going through this game feel anything else but disgust.

But I am still baffled how blatant the dupe is and how oblivious the websites are to it when they give their ratings. I mean, we all know they are brutal sell-outs, but that they would stoop as low as THIS?

[IskatuMesk]

Think about the Canadian tech industry and ask yourself that question again.