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I'd move to Mexico since it's five minutes away.

What if blogs were required for history keeping, would you write in yours?

No, i'd forget to all the time.

What if you could choose one thing and only one, what would it be?

The sacred bottomless bag of peanuts.

What if you could transform into anything?

I'd transform into Starcraft 2 and release myself to the public.

What if blue was actually red?

The colour I know as "blue" looks to me like the colour you know as "red" but the institutions brainwashed everyone to "be on the same page". In other words, your blue is my red. BLUE = RED

What if someone else thought of my question?

Then they would have asked it.

What would you do if you won a million dollars?

I'd blow it all on one PlayStation 3.

What if you woke up one morning, only to discover that, during the night, ducks, chickens and various other types of fowl have banded together and formed an unbeatable military force and enslaved humanity?

I'd get my shotgun.

What if you saw a penguin walking down your street?

I would activate the Batsignal.

What if they made pencils that taste like bacon?

I would fail all my tests.

What if the batmobile crashed into your house?

I'd jack it and use it as a means to destroy the canadian government and usurp power for creation of a Death Star.

What if your virginity was stolen by a mailman riding a scorpy in the middle of the night during a public broadcasting while eating mayonnaise through a straw?

I would be extremely aroused.

What if there was no Doctor Doack?

This forum would have none of his stuff on it.

What if there was no RCcola?

You would all be better off.

What if there was no Marine 382BB?

Then you'd be talking to yourself.

What if the Matrix had you?