Campaign Creations

Aekenon wrote: Say, what do you do, anyway?  Speak!  If you say nothing, I'll just assume you're the guy who lives in my fridge and turns off the light when I close the door.

Doctor Doack wrote: lav you're an asshole who's gonna see shit in his fridge anymore

Legion wrote:Aekenon -- how did you not receive 'formal' education?

Lavarinth wrote: But.. But.. Oh, nevermind.. *Steps out of the fridge and walks away.*

Desler wrote: Whats this about people being me?  People want to be like me, people want to be me, but that is a far cry from actually being me.

Fellow Terrans, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no human deny the perils of being me. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our I am you you are me dilly dallying, the tide of greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that me have accomplished. It is time for us as nations and as individuals to set aside our long-standing confusion and unite with me! The tides of an unwinnable war are upon me, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood of multiple Deslers.  The fake-Lavarinth Desler is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for 'me' protection? The devastation brought by the alien Desler invaders is self-evident. We have seen our web sites and communities destroyed by the calculated blows of the fake Desler. We have seen first-hand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish spam. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.

The time has come, my fellow Terrans, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident Deslers have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to a single throne. And from that throne, I, Desler, shall watch over you!    From this day forward, let no human make impersonation upon any other human. Let no Terran agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with proxy server powers. And to all the enemies of Desler, seek not to bar our way, for me shall win through, no matter the cost!

Desler wrote: Whats this about people being me?  People want to be like me, people want to be me, but that is a far cry from actually being me.

Fellow Terrans, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no human deny the perils of being me. While we battle one another, divided by the petty strife of our I am you you are me dilly dallying, the tide of greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that me have accomplished. It is time for us as nations and as individuals to set aside our long-standing confusion and unite with me! The tides of an unwinnable war are upon me, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood of multiple Deslers.  The fake-Lavarinth Desler is no more. Whatever semblance of unity and protection it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With our enemies left unchecked, who will you turn to for 'me' protection? The devastation brought by the alien Desler invaders is self-evident. We have seen our web sites and communities destroyed by the calculated blows of the fake Desler. We have seen first-hand our friends and loved ones consumed by the nightmarish spam. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.

The time has come, my fellow Terrans, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident Deslers have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to a single throne. And from that throne, I, Desler, shall watch over you!    From this day forward, let no human make impersonation upon any other human. Let no Terran agency conspire against this new beginning. And let no man consort with proxy server powers. And to all the enemies of Desler, seek not to bar our way, for me shall win through, no matter the cost!