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Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:07 pm
by IskatuMesk
READ THE POST CHRIST

It's Blizzard's story, I just put it all together for you.

Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:07 pm
by tipereth
daring ape escape

Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:08 pm
by GreatGodSajuuk
WGHATR?!?!?!?!?!?! DIS GAME WILL HAVE BASE BUILDING?!!!?!?!!!! THAT IS INSANEEEEEE IT'S A CLICKFEST!!!!!!!!

Story is cool tho  :D

Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 1:28 pm
by Legion
Lavarinth wrote: No, Legion. He thought it out and it wrote itself.
Thank God, then.

Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:12 pm
by Black Dream
Blizzard announcement:

We have developed a new villan named Rapmastadar!  He will take Kerrigan's place as a arch-nemesis of Jim Raynor, because she is too important in finding the artifacts, which are of course the key to the end of all things.

Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 10:31 pm
by Aegis
Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things.  If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is. :P

Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 5:16 am
by Meta
Aegis wrote: Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things.  If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is. :P
It's the mother of all cliches.

Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 5:55 am
by Falchion
Meta wrote:
Aegis wrote: Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things.  If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is. :P
It's the mother of all cliches.
With the father including anti-woman antagonists.

Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 11:54 am
by Xenon
I just hope they don't have countermeasures for my preferred methods.

Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 12:05 pm
by Meta
Falchion wrote:
Meta wrote:
Aegis wrote: Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things.  If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is. :P
It's the mother of all cliches.
With the father including anti-woman antagonists.
What?  ???

Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 3:40 pm
by Marco
Don't forget ancient prophecies.  People 10,000 years ago sure did care a lot about the future.  That's the trouble with todays society, we're so concerned with 2010, when we really should be writing prophecies to help the generation of 12010. 

Re: SC2 Single-Player Article

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 4:17 pm
by Aegis
Meta wrote:
Falchion wrote:
Meta wrote:
Aegis wrote: Big guns, poontang, and the key to the end of all things.  If that's not a masterpiece, I don't know what is. :P
It's the mother of all cliches.
With the father including anti-woman antagonists.
Badly worded.  But it's still poontang.

On that note, that's why we also don't care about making prophesies. :D

What?  ???