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Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 8:06 pm
by Pathogen
Fenix the mighty
falls, Jim sheds a single tear
Kerrigan, you bitch
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:26 pm
by SaintKerrigan
Marine leaves cryo
Feet touches floor, "DAMN THAT'S COLD!"
Gotta love the corps
10 points to the person who guesses what reference other than StarCraft I put in there.
They say we've no life
But at least we enjoy the
Worlds we create
Oh, it's a haiku
I wonder what I'll write down
Bah, I'm too lazy
I wrote just one more
But only because I hate
Sets in triplicate
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 12:27 pm
by SaintKerrigan
Pathogen wrote:
Kerrigan, you bitch
(Sends swarm to rip your flesh off)
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 2:05 pm
by High_Zealot
Zealots fight the zerg,
Zerglings swarm around them all,
Strength or numbers win?
I think numbers will win...in that battle only
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku! 
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 11:37 am
by Da-Fort
DrumsofWar wrote:
Terrible damage
Now comes the baneling rush
Terrible damage
Think this one should win
Dustin Browder is da leet
Nah I'm just kidding
I think the competition already ended but I wanted to put this one in because his Haiku made me laugh a lot.
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 1:04 pm
by poiuy_qwert
Da-Fort wrote:I think the competition already ended but I wanted to put this one in because his Haiku made me laugh a lot.
If it ends 2pm PST (as the OP states) then there is 1 hour left. And with that i'll sneak in one last Haiku:
"Operation: Can't
Wait Any Longer", take two,
Is now in effect!
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 1:08 pm
by IskatuMesk
You guys are fail,
Couldn't write a poem,
If 'yer goddamn life depended on it.
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 2:44 pm
by Theia_Loki
Okay, last few haikus from me.
The zergin' zerglings!
See how fast they friggin' run!
Holy crap, you're dead!?
Fill them full of lead!
Let them taste our firepower,
And then start drinking!
Why the darn banshee?
It's slow as f*ck, dies like crap
Up with you, Browder!
Less than an hour
Until this contest is done
Can we have the keys?
Well, it's May 1st alright. Now what?
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 2:51 pm
by mAc Chaos
I'm too old for this
Starcraft is Warcraft in space
We'll buy it anyway
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 3:30 pm
by High_Zealot
Starcraft? Warcraft is space? What does that remind you of?
I may be late but I justed wanted to make one more,
starcraft ain't warcraft
it's more sophisticated
but first not 3-d
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 4:02 pm
by poiuy_qwert
Just so you three know, If the deadline is being enforced then Iskatu's post was the last before the contest ended :/
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:55 pm
by Simplet0n
Death to the protoss
For the the queen of blades has come!
Let's go Kerrigan!
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 11:38 am
by TheDarkestTemplar
How long must we wait
I'm In haiku writing mode
tell us the results
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:57 pm
by High_Zealot
TheDarkestTemplar wrote:
How long must we wait
I'm In haiku writing mode
tell us the results
Yes yes I agree
I can not wait much longer
What is the results
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 4:30 pm
by SaintKerrigan
Patience, eager ones
Lavarinth will get to it
When he gets to it