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Re: cats

Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 1:37 am
by Larc
Hunter_Killers wrote: Does your cat know when you are going to have/are having a seizure and try to bring you out of it? I seriously doubt it, also if your dog smells bad enough to bother someone you are a bad owner.
That's exactly what I think too...
And a lot of dogs assist the police (and that's a thing that a cat can't do not even in 100 years).

Re: cats

Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:09 pm
by Zilla-
cats are like shadowflare, its not that she can't sit through a game without going afk, its that she doesn't really care about the rest of us and finds her ramen 1000 times more interesting.

Re: cats

Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 2:49 pm
by IskatuMesk
Zilla- wrote: cats are like shadowflare, its not that she can't sit through a game without going afk, its that she doesn't really care about the rest of us and finds her tentacles 1000 times more interesting.
fixed

Re: cats

Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:28 pm
by Zilla-
IskatuMesk wrote:
Zilla- wrote: cats are like shadowflare, its not that she can't sit through a game without going afk, its that she doesn't really care about the rest of us and finds her tentacles 1000 times more interesting.
fixed
truth

Re: cats

Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:39 am
by Eredalis
To compare this everlasting silly attempt cats to dogs, nevertheless, is just superfluous. Between dogs and cats lie worlds. And people who own no cat are not to be delivered anyhow in the situation an adequate and reality-related judgment.

Enough said.

Re: cats

Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 10:20 am
by IskatuMesk
my brain

Re: cats

Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 2:09 pm
by Legion
Hunter_Killers wrote: Does your cat know when you are going to have/are having a seizure and try to bring you out of it? I seriously doubt it, also if your dog smells bad enough to bother someone you are a bad owner.
I've never had a seizure, but if I had, I doubt if I had a dog I'd be any safer.

Still, you're talking about a human being utilizing a dog's ability/characteristic (being trainable). That doesn't say anything about their (dogs') intelligence. If a dog, by nature, as they come, without training, would be able to try and bring people out of seizures....that'd be different.

You wouldn't call a vaccuum cleaner intelligent just because it cleans your house. :D

Re: cats

Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 4:07 pm
by UntamedLoli
BadManners! wrote: If a dog, by nature, as they come, without training, would be able to try and bring people out of seizures....that'd be different.
Our dog (Alaskan Malamute/Wolf/German Shepherd) has no training in that area and my dad has Epilepsy, its also not just about her trying to do something about it, its that everyone else can see when a problem is starting and he needs to stop and sit down.

Re: cats

Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 11:01 pm
by Zilla-
cats > dogs

Re: cats

Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 2:59 am
by Mucky
fuck this thread

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Re: cats

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 12:39 pm
by Hercanic

Re: cats

Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 2:01 pm
by Eredalis
Mucky is the name of my cat.  8)

To conclude the post from our Mucky...
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Re: cats

Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:00 pm
by YamiShadow
I really can't say which is better, between cats and dogs, but I would like to say this:

Subject: Dog Humour






How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?'
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

WHY GOD MADE PETS

They help out around the house...


They protect our children...

They look out for the smaller ones...

They show us how to relax...


They 'converse' with each other.

They help you when you're down...


They are great at decorating for the Holidays



They have 'great' expectations.


They are Patriotic.

They are happy to 'test' the water.


They love their 'teddies'

They know who's 'BOSS'.


AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!

HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY?????














NOW PASS IT ON, AND MAKE SOMEONE ELSE SMILE !


basically cats and dogs are just as smart, so don't say that one is better that the other(but please keep arguing I think your all like a hilarious group of four-year-olds) but just remember that cats have the longest memory of any animal(besides us humans) so don't kick, whack, or mutilate one(or if you do, dont tell me and it better be dead) cuz they WILL get you back one day!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

p.s. how the heck do you get a picture into your post?