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Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku! 
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:29 am
by GreatGodSajuuk
Xelxiuz wrote:
Mesk sees noobs, they build
Lots of shiny void rays YEAH!
BUILD CARRIERS FUCK
Much win in this one.
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:51 am
by tipereth
What manner of Roach
Divulges Zerg trade secrets?
An asshole, that's who
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku! 
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:30 am
by Gemini
poiuy_qwert wrote:
Ultralisks so big,
I've never seen such a sight,
I don't want to fight.
You know what I hate?
People who make haiku rhyme
Death shall be their fate
EDIT: I alraedy have a key but I'll go ahead and add a SC haiku for kicks
Regeneration
Needs more mass to work, guess what?
Om nom nom nom nom.
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:38 am
by poiuy_qwert
Gemini wrote:
poiuy_qwert wrote:
Ultralisks so big,
I've never seen such a sight,
I don't want to fight.
You know what I hate?
People who make haiku rhyme
Death shall be their fate
EDIT: I alraedy have a key but I'll go ahead and add a SC haiku for kicks
Regeneration
Needs more mass to work, guess what?
Om nom nom nom nom.
I liked your first one better
And I agree with it mostly, that one just happened to rhyme.
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:50 am
by Mr.
DrumsofWar wrote:
Terrible damage
And now comes the baneling rush
Terrible damage
Needed one more syllable in the middle
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:17 am
by poiuy_qwert
Click click clickity,
Clickity clickity click,
Click click, EXPLOSION!
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:25 am
by omega20
poiuy_qwert wrote:
Click click clickity,
Clickity clickity click,
Click click, EXPLOSION!
That remembers me of a critter...
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:40 pm
by Kryp2nite
This is a haiku
Self-referential haiku
It's about Starcraft
Raynor is badass
Kerrigan just betrays us
Adun is Jesus
Protoss are the best
But one thing confuses me
Where is the penis?
Mine are lame, but that was fun.
I am a lurker (double entendre = related to stacraft? =D)
Only one post since '06
Give me a key please
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 8:04 pm
by DrumsofWar
Mr. wrote:
DrumsofWar wrote:
Terrible damage
And now comes the baneling rush
Terrible damage
Needed one more syllable in the middle
I Zerg Rush your ass
Dealing some terrible damage
Then I say GG
Lav, give me the key
Or I'll kill your family
and burn your house down
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:46 am
by TheDarkestTemplar
The Darkest Templar
With my plasma blade
And my invisible cloak
Heads roll on the floor
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:52 am
by TheDarkestTemplar
TheDarkestTemplar wrote:
The Darkest Templar
With my plasma blade
And my invisible cloak
Heads roll on the floor
And with a dead base
The n00b with no com-station
Will know...twas DT's
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:08 am
by Negi
Where are the Reavers?
How could they take the best unit
out of StarCraft 2?
Dustin Browder sucks
What a god-damned rat bastard
Eat a dick, Dustin
Mothership is such
a gay name for a unit
StarCraft 2 names suck
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:24 am
by Legion
Starcraft 2 a success?
Get rid of those Warcraft 3 graphics
then we'll talk
Re: Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:29 pm
by daencbl
Do you still play WoW?
time to grab a beta key
and kick THAT habit!
Re: [BETA KEY] Want a Key? Write a Haiku!
Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:08 pm
by poiuy_qwert
Not a thing to hear,
Never a thing to be seen,
'til their blades strike home