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What if you were the last man on Earth?

I'd be fucking set because I'd be fucking your momma!  (Cause I'm the last man on the world.  There's mad bitches and shit.)

What would you do if you could fuck wit me or my crew?

Wear a condom, Mr. gonnosyphilaids.

What if you had a $1,000,000 to invest into a stock, which would you pick?

Blizzard's stock most likely. Or Microsoft maybe.

What if you could play in any professional sports league (NHL, NFL, NBA, MBL, etc.) what would it be?

NHL cause I love cold weather.

What if the RZA never started being a shitty producer after 1997?

I'd be listening to a lot more rap.

What if the music was about the music, and not about being a rockstar?

Then there would probably be better bands and less bands breaking up.

What if you could guest star on any TV show, what would it be?

Rachel Ray. I fucking love cooking, and no lie, if it wasn't for her show, I'd be a terrible cook.

What if you could become the lead designer of Blizzard games, and had free creative reign to do whatever you wanted, but the only effect would be that you wouldn't enjoy playing the games you made. Would you do it?

No, it's not worth the money.

What if the government legalized weed?

Not much would change except you wouldn't find your pot cut with LSD and shit. Also enjoy your marijuana tax.

What if it was raining.

I would use the umbrella.

What if you were trapped in a game like Starcraft?

I'd kill all the Zergs.

What if it wasn't raining?

There wouldnt be puddles outside.

What if there were no more 5 dollar footlongs.

Your mother wouldn't be that loose.

What if it really rained cats and dogs?

Reminds me of the film Magnolia where the rain of frogs crashes down on everything.  Cats and dogs would be x10 better.

What if Palin came back?