Re: Three Word Story: StarCraft 2
Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:28 pm
things we never
of a powerful cock sucking bimbo from a fat perpetually burning cactus. filled with gnomes who were jumping on a giant and angry Ultralisk full of miniscule angry biting hornets with spiny carapaces which are explosive, so it exploded and sprayed hornets with psi blades, fatally wounding Zeratul.Lavarinth wrote:Four years passed, Tassadar was pissed. The Overmind had four Chinese babies and blasted piss FROM MY ANUS with tremendous force. Meanwhile, on Aiur... Zerg just scream... in front of a big black monolith. They were drinking some beers and striking deep into a big meaty, hairy, throbbing monolith. Then Raynor shit his pants and got molested by and lost his... virginity to a man of virtue who was a man of virtue who was enjoying a steamy cup and flying fucks that soon fell and exploded violently in front of lots of potentially sweaty, distraught pilgrims. Who then went and ate his over 9000 power crystal spiked dong FROM MY ANUS although it wasn't deep from AA7's and glowed brightly with the power
Which caused him mild erectile dysfunction and various other weird psi related hormone aggravation.
Zeratul then mutated into another godlike overmind before getting owned and melted into a brand new high templar zealot forged from rubber carved from the bones of Satan which were possessed by naked midgets. on crack cocaine.
After that, Zeratul died most terribly hundreds of times kissed by a lovely succubus of love.
Then Kerrigan broke a nail while sucking on flesh eating cucumbers with biting crabs trying to hump an incredibly large, thick, juicy, veiny, crab hating, angry black stallion cock.
As usual.
Now, Tassadar goes supersaiyan and starts charging his supersonic beats over 9000 times transforming into RAPMASTADAR again, and he summoned his CARRIER inside another carrier delivered by MailMan into hell itself which really wasn't bad for Horner who was really The Great Destroyer who was cross and decided to end all things with a snort of his favorite rainbow cocaine into dancing magnetic giraffes ridden by banelings who were on bright green drugs made of goatse bringing about the terrible, terrible damage and flatulant hell of my mom.
Suddenly, a puny, gnarly, hairy gnome who didn't have a toothy penis pulled out the one thing that scared Tassadar shitless while fondling a greasy sack of the hamburgler's pubes.
It was the probably most uglyest KEY TO THE END OF ALL THINGS we never
Wow.