IskatuMesk SC2 Beta Coverage

[Hercanic]

Boy do I love it when people have the gall to bitch about my commentary/voice. My voice is the fucking serenade of the Gods. I just delete their comments in that instance.

Your commentary and voice pwns, IskatuMesk. It's like a fine wine, a taste those unrefined heathens don't even deserve to acquire, but you are a generous one.

[Fighter84]

Yeah, your commentary kicks ass, Isk. Honestly, if you were in stand-up comedy, I would pay like 1,000 bucks to see you make jokes lol!

[IskatuMesk]

Random FFA 1

Note - that CharliMurphy wasn't the guy who I thought he was. Sadface.

SC2 Beta HD - Mesk Coverage - Random FFA 1 1/4

SC2 Beta HD - Mesk Coverage - Random FFA 1 2/4

SC2 Beta HD - Mesk Coverage - Random FFA 1 3/4

SC2 Beta HD - Mesk Coverage - Random FFA 1 4/4

Platinum-level ZvZ

Sc2 Beta HD - IskatuMesk vs Shoda ZvZ 1/2

Sc2 Beta HD - IskatuMesk vs Shoda ZvZ 2/2

[Fighter84]

Hey Isk, I have a question for you. If I was to somehow get a hold of StarCraft 2, could these specs run it(what you are about to see may shock you)


Operating system:Windows 2.5.1.2600 (SP 3)
CPU type: Intel(R) Pentium(R) M processor 1.73GHz
CPU Speed (GHz):1.749
System memory (GB):0.492
Graphics card model:Mobile Intel(R) 915GM/GMS,910GML Express Chipset Family
Graphics card driver:igxprd32.dll
Desktop resolution:1024x768
Hard disk size (GB):74.528
Hard disk free space (GB):47.812

[IskatuMesk]

Um.... No. That is a pretty horrible onboard video, but I think it's the ram that would eat you alive above all else. I mean, Laconius is scraping by with a system that's also pretty awful on the lowest of settings... but I think that's pushing it.

Also, I just discovered that Void Rays are useless against Carriers. I mean useless.

/e Played Platinum 1v1 some more.

Got completely destroyed in a PvP again. I don't know. I didn't float that many resources. I did fuck one of my geysers by accident. The game just went steadily downhill from there.

Played a PvZ. That went better. Won despite uploading and having 2-3sec delays from massive lag.

Played some more FFA's. Most of them ended terribly. My verdict is that Void Rays are completely useless against carriers. Believe me, I didn't touch a fleet of carriers with 20-30 void rays.

Also, phoenixes really do suck vs mutas.

[IskatuMesk]

You have a system worse than that? How the hell have you guys reached 2010 on these things?

Fighter's laptop is comparable to my notebook. It's not going to run sc2, at least not in any good form. Intel onboard video is kind of bad. It doesn't support hardware T&L which is a complete killer.

[Lavarinth]

How do you guys survive with onboard video?

[UntamedLoli]

I used to play Halo PC with an onboard, there was no textures or anything and everything was shades of grey.

It produced very amazing results in MP.

[Mucky]

I played Natural Selection with onboard video. Invisible Skulks had this dark shade of green and it was like they weren't invisible at all. I got a lot of hacker accusations over that.

[Fighter84]

Honestly, I have SO many games that I can't play on Steam, so I just play StarCraft and Warcraft III. BTW your answer would be a flat out no? Don't waste my time trying to make it run at an acceptable speed?

[IskatuMesk]

Get a new computer. Preferably one that isn't older than 99% of CC's forumbase.

/e

man fuck people who fly all their buildings all over the place to try to hide them. I mean, sure in an FFA you can land on an island and make a comeback, but when you're losing horribly in a 2v2 or 1v1 and you just prolong the match you are a faggot and I will make your death miserable and painful. This isn't even CC's, just raxes and factories flying around and landing on islands. Cocksuckers.

I can see them and all but it's just to piss me off.

[Frozty]

You could buy another craptop for around 500 bucks that would easily satisfy the requirements for SC2.  Now, you must also be ready to wipe it of all its brandware garbage that HP, Dell, etc. always include on their laptops.

[IskatuMesk]

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff


also installing win7 2maro

expect delayed uploads ect

[BahamutZERO]

ZE MOUSTACHE LORDZ WANTZ MOAR VIDEOZ.

[Hercanic]

For all these parts, if you make the next part as a Video Response, in effect stringing them together in linear order, it'd be easier to watch these sequentially without combing through the big list o' vids (which often cuts off the most relevant piece of the title, so you have to hover your mouse to see the full title in the tooltip) or coming back to the thread.