Re: {DF} Cakeanguish
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 8:22 am
20th Felsite
Apparently the Baron has a Baroness Consort I didn't know about, who's currently oblivious to the assassination of her pimp and is still mandating creation of goods. Hah! It'll be a cold day in hell before the free men of Cakeanguish bow to you!
With the tunnel currently flooded in magma, I can't get rid of her quite yet, however. But soon, my dear... soon.
OH GOD WHAT
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A flurry of dwarves rush over to throw up some Andesite floodgates. I don't know if they'll keep the lava out of the main corridor, but they'll definitely keep this poor Brewer in. To add insult to injury, his cow runs over to watch him die horribly.
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Luckily, he seems to be one of the dwarves the Baron brought with him. I don't think anyone will mourn his loss.
Also, the Mayor died from thirst.
A cave spider melts to ashes before the brewer's eyes. Even telepathic spiders can't escape the slow methodic movement of death itself. It's beautiful.
[imgwh 640x323]http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1120/df114.jpg[/imgwh]
As I dance in glory, one of my aids quietly comes into my room with a short note scribbled in child-like writing.
Oh.
My.
God.
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Upon closer inspection, its missing its left eye.
I assemble the lads, but much to my chagrin, the dragon charges for the top gate and blasts its way through!
[imgwh 640x301]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4079/df116.jpg[/imgwh]
The Dragon charges into my mass of traps I left behind just in case of this kind of an event.
[imgwh 640x396]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4194/df117.jpg[/imgwh]
[imgwh 457x397]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9697/df118.jpg[/imgwh]
With the door destroyed, dwarves swarm towards the entrance and then come crying back to my cabin whining about there being a dragon still stuck in the traps.
[imgwh 640x289]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9733/df119.jpg[/imgwh]
Then, just like that, the dragon dies.
Get back to work, you filthy slobs.
Apparently the Baron has a Baroness Consort I didn't know about, who's currently oblivious to the assassination of her pimp and is still mandating creation of goods. Hah! It'll be a cold day in hell before the free men of Cakeanguish bow to you!
With the tunnel currently flooded in magma, I can't get rid of her quite yet, however. But soon, my dear... soon.
OH GOD WHAT
[imgwh 375x635]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/5455/df112.jpg[/imgwh]
A flurry of dwarves rush over to throw up some Andesite floodgates. I don't know if they'll keep the lava out of the main corridor, but they'll definitely keep this poor Brewer in. To add insult to injury, his cow runs over to watch him die horribly.
[imgwh 636x120]http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/1821/df113.jpg[/imgwh]
Luckily, he seems to be one of the dwarves the Baron brought with him. I don't think anyone will mourn his loss.
Also, the Mayor died from thirst.
A cave spider melts to ashes before the brewer's eyes. Even telepathic spiders can't escape the slow methodic movement of death itself. It's beautiful.
[imgwh 640x323]http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1120/df114.jpg[/imgwh]
As I dance in glory, one of my aids quietly comes into my room with a short note scribbled in child-like writing.
Oh.
My.
God.
[imgwh 640x596]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9138/df115.jpg[/imgwh]
Upon closer inspection, its missing its left eye.
I assemble the lads, but much to my chagrin, the dragon charges for the top gate and blasts its way through!
[imgwh 640x301]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4079/df116.jpg[/imgwh]
The Dragon charges into my mass of traps I left behind just in case of this kind of an event.
[imgwh 640x396]http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4194/df117.jpg[/imgwh]
[imgwh 457x397]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9697/df118.jpg[/imgwh]
With the door destroyed, dwarves swarm towards the entrance and then come crying back to my cabin whining about there being a dragon still stuck in the traps.
[imgwh 640x289]http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9733/df119.jpg[/imgwh]
Then, just like that, the dragon dies.
Get back to work, you filthy slobs.