{DF} Cakeanguish
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:35 am
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Okay, let'see what we-
WHAT
THE
FUCK
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Okay. After being bedazzled by the really weird terrain, particularly our wagon somehow ending up on the peak of a mountain, I take a quick look at who we'll be calling neighbors...
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I hear swallowmen give good head.
The logistics of this map are pretty insane. I appear to be on one of a few peaks of a mountain, fairly high in the air. Whatever idiot decided this was a great place to set up camp is going to be flogged.
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Even better, there's supposedly a cave filled to the brim with foul beings somewhere below us, within pissing distance from the ledge. All underneath the caravan the terrain expands out into a slope, eventually reaching the small bit of flatlands readily visible, complete with a river we'll probably need to use in the future.
The river and base of the mountain, west-syde.
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The cave of unsurpassed evilness. It only has one way out - straight into our fleshy, virgin anuses.
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I orangize the lads into a fierce laboring force and plot out our future home in this god-forsaken mountain.
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10th Felsite
So much for a fierce laboring force. The goddamn slackers are taking too long to hack apart the stone walls. Don't they realize what horrors lurk in that chasm next to us!? Perhaps I'll have to introduce some of them to it. At least my smoother seems to be making excellent progress.
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12th hematite
For the moment, food is my greatest concern. Since there is no dirt in the fortress, I've ordered construction of an exterior farm. I'll wall it up and apply a door and hopefully this will keep it safe from future intruders.
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26th Galena
Fairly uneventful so far. Started digging deep into the earth in the hopes of finding some dirt to work with, but only granite so far.
[imgwh 640x411]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5198/df08.jpg[/imgwh]
Okay, let'see what we-
WHAT
THE
FUCK
[imgwh 640x375]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/9835/df00.jpg[/imgwh]
Okay. After being bedazzled by the really weird terrain, particularly our wagon somehow ending up on the peak of a mountain, I take a quick look at who we'll be calling neighbors...
[imgwh 640x219]http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2029/df01.jpg[/imgwh]
I hear swallowmen give good head.
The logistics of this map are pretty insane. I appear to be on one of a few peaks of a mountain, fairly high in the air. Whatever idiot decided this was a great place to set up camp is going to be flogged.
[imgwh 640x412]http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/5450/df02.jpg[/imgwh]
Even better, there's supposedly a cave filled to the brim with foul beings somewhere below us, within pissing distance from the ledge. All underneath the caravan the terrain expands out into a slope, eventually reaching the small bit of flatlands readily visible, complete with a river we'll probably need to use in the future.
The river and base of the mountain, west-syde.
[imgwh 640x408]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/9466/df03.jpg[/imgwh]
The cave of unsurpassed evilness. It only has one way out - straight into our fleshy, virgin anuses.
[imgwh 640x410]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/3616/df04.jpg[/imgwh]
I orangize the lads into a fierce laboring force and plot out our future home in this god-forsaken mountain.
[imgwh 640x411]http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/227/df05.jpg[/imgwh]
10th Felsite
So much for a fierce laboring force. The goddamn slackers are taking too long to hack apart the stone walls. Don't they realize what horrors lurk in that chasm next to us!? Perhaps I'll have to introduce some of them to it. At least my smoother seems to be making excellent progress.
[imgwh 640x411]http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2444/df06.jpg[/imgwh]
12th hematite
For the moment, food is my greatest concern. Since there is no dirt in the fortress, I've ordered construction of an exterior farm. I'll wall it up and apply a door and hopefully this will keep it safe from future intruders.
[imgwh 640x408]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/1739/df07.jpg[/imgwh]
26th Galena
Fairly uneventful so far. Started digging deep into the earth in the hopes of finding some dirt to work with, but only granite so far.
[imgwh 640x411]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5198/df08.jpg[/imgwh]