1-2 year long skin/map clan

[mattcos]

im making a skin clan on warcraft and i need pople who can b there when i make it so i dont leavee my new clan for 1-2 years for nothing and i might not go back to it and im got be going back to my old clan yje new one sucks now

ill b on US east im curentry in clan KOS ill b on in a month so maybe 2-3 months till i get it up in da air
  when i get back on  ill start it up he clan will b mainly finding the best map mackers  and skin makers  terrainers  and putting em on  a clan to make the best maps then from 1 of the best map a  guy will purge and sracpe out everything put good triggers  and a few good skins which he will most liky use in his or m 1 else  ss    or his clans map then with our stuff and there stuff a percef t  al skin all voice map will b made and people with mixs  10/10 qualaty this is gona revive WC3 tft from dota  cuase now no 1 host sss      good games and when som 1 even joins it they boot them  before they can even get in how do people play it if they dont no wat it is? now with better skins and maps and voices to them etc they might and p crusiers robally will stop - my user name is mattcos i gota rifle men icon post any  hting esle u need to now or stff... etc../  som h - will b contuindeedeavy battle  cruisers for a hallo map  a shoot while it moves and shoots  when grunts die a 50 / 50 cgance to blow up wuth som spash

[Revan]

n00b

[tipereth]

If you post a video of a beastmaster fighting a battlecruiser, I will trigger for you ANYTHING YOU WANT.

[Lavarinth]

If you post a video of a beastmaster fighting a battlecruiser, I will trigger for you ANYTHING YOU WANT.

Oh really?

[Larc]

im making a skin clan on warcraft and i need pople who can b there when i make it so i dont leavee my new clan for 1-2 years for nothing and i might not go back to it and im got be going back to my old clan yje new one sucks now

ill b on US east im curentry in clan KOS ill b on in a month so maybe 2-3 months till i get it up in da air
  when i get back on  ill start it up he clan will b mainly finding the best map mackers  and skin makers  terrainers  and putting em on  a clan to make the best maps then from 1 of the best map a  guy will purge and sracpe out everything put good triggers  and a few good skins which he will most liky use in his or m 1 else  ss    or his clans map then with our stuff and there stuff a percef t  al skin all voice map will b made and people with mixs  10/10 qualaty this is gona revive WC3 tft from dota  cuase now no 1 host sss      good games and when som 1 even joins it they boot them  before they can even get in how do people play it if they dont no wat it is? now with better skins and maps and voices to them etc they might and p crusiers robally will stop - my user name is mattcos i gota rifle men icon post any  hting esle u need to now or stff... etc../  som h - will b contuindeedeavy battle  cruisers for a hallo map  a shoot while it moves and shoots  when grunts die a 50 / 50 cgance to blow up wuth som spash

what the hell is this guy saying? 
Anyone can translate? 

[Inuyasha7]

I'm a Bot Douche Making clany Stuff. Theres your translation.