'ERE WE SET SAIL FOR FAIL

We're setting out with the following highly charismatic and sexually neutral individuals;

Palin
Tipereth
Lavarinth
Hercanic
Lenny
Earl
Flyinghat

There's this gigantic chasm to the east...

That's a lot of dudes.

Strike the earth, men! Make it fast!

This...

Okay, let'see what we-

WHAT

THE

FUCK

Okay. After being bedazzled by the really weird terrain, particularly our wagon somehow ending up on the peak of a mountain, I take a quick look at who we'll be calling neighbors...

I hear swallowmen give good head.

The logistics of this map...

The legend of Bloodymire, as told by Sir Edward Newton.

It was a cold, rainy day in my hut when the King barged in, slinking aids in tow, screaming something about a wasteland that needed plundering. Yae the best man for the job! he exclaimed, and handed me a single piece of paper with...