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Re: E3 2016

Postby IskatuMesk » Wed Jun 15, 2016 12:36 am

So basically you're into those prehistoric games?
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Re: E3 2016

Postby Mucky » Wed Jun 15, 2016 9:37 pm

Battlefield: Alamo Outland HD MLG Edition XXX

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Re: E3 2016

Postby IskatuMesk » Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:17 am

This time it was balanced by AXE
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Re: E3 2016

Postby Zilla- » Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:37 am

so....prototype machine gun bows made out of bundles of sticks?

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Re: E3 2017

Postby SteakofStake » Sun Jun 11, 2017 10:57 am

Since it's that time of year again, I'm gonna make a comment in this, just to say how much of a meme EA is. It seems that their goal was to set the bar as low as possible. Also the streamer shilling made me giggle, along with the CREATOR CAVE

Also I made this edit once already, but it didn't save so fml
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This is the microsoft conference, they like 4k but I didn't start watching at the start

-LOOK! CONSOLE PORTS FOR PC GAMES!
-4K MINECRAFT! BLOCKS NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD! PLZ BE HYPED
-Darksouls 4 : Weeb Souls (code vein)
-More cockney orcs in Mordor Mind Invader 2, the nemesis system still looks neat
-The last night's aesthetic looks cool, I like it
- Drinking game : every time you see 4k take a shot. Good luck with alcohol poisoning
-Obligatory Ass's Creed game, this time with l00t system and black men
-Sizzle reel
-Half of these games in the sizzle reel are already on pc
-free 4k updates for games for some reason
-Fuck I can't remember half the shit I typed im mad
-Oh right that cringey announcement for an arena game that was a shoutcast
-Oh and Terry Crews was yelling and laughing at some point
-Xbox one AXE edition

I guess most microsoft games are going to be exclusive to windows as well as xbox from now on. I'm going to try and make more posts like this for the other conferences, probably in 4k comic sans.

/e 2.0

BETHESDA CONFERENCE
-Obligatory eso shit, something about a bear
-PAID MODS FOR CONSOLE AGAIN LOL THESE FUCKSTICKS
-card game or sumthin
-skyrim's coming to nintendork console!!!! it has motion controls lol
-something for dishonored
-quake players = THE ORIGINAL PRO MLG GAMERS
-what is this cringey e-sports shit, and why is there a black and white filter over it
-DUAL WIELD GUNS
-there's evil within my ass 2
-wolfenstein 2? after a live action sequence that was actualy neat for the alternate timeline there is a creature with a cat's head and monkey's body switching through channels on a tv
-I SEE KKK MEMBERS, so american wolfenstein?
-like 5 minutes now and still no gameplay shown
-speak of the devil, the first gameplay shown is riding a robo-puppy with a flamethrower mouth
-IT'S OVAR!!

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Re: E3 2016

Postby Krazy » Mon Jun 12, 2017 2:01 am

Elder Scrolls Legends is actually much better than Hearthstone.

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Re: E3 2016

Postby wibod » Mon Jun 12, 2017 3:38 am

The New Order was pretty good, hoping that the new wolfenstein game will be worth whatever I pay for it on sale in 2019.
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Re: E3 2016

Postby SteakofStake » Wed Jun 14, 2017 12:32 pm

FUCK IT DELETED MY SHIT AGAIN I NEED TO DO THIS BS IN A NOTEPAD FUCK TIME TO REMEMBER SHIT AGAIN
Ubisoft Conference
-Rabids x Mario Collaboration!!!! for some reason!!1
-Miyamoto shills for ubisoft!!
-Miyamoto just looks like a happy man, he's dancing a little while his translator talks.
-The gameplay looks like xcom, with some neat options for movement.
-Ass's creed again. LOL THEY SHOWED SOME GAMEPLAY, BUT RATHER THAN USING DIRECT VIDEO CAPTURE, THEY FUCKING RECORD A MONITOR SCREEN OVER THE SHOULDER OF SOMEONE IM DYING
-South park rpg!!! lol butthole
-Pirate game!!!!! looks like a multiplayer battle thing, though it can be singleplayer(?). Gameplay mechanics doesn't look in-depth enough to be all naval combat, no dynamic damage to the ships, it just looks like there are healthbars.
-Cringey Just Dance presentation with real dancers. K-pop too
-Another south park game!!!! It's Collectable Card Game for Phones 69 : South Park Edition
-A space combat game that uses real life toys to customize your ship! More shekels for ubisoft wew!!!!!!!
-skiing
-Farcry 5! The only thing I am interested in this game is that Americans are the antagonists, and the setting of hick america isn't used that much. Gun-toting cult hicks basically. Dog friend, he brings guns from dead dudes. I might buy it, but it is farcry :x
-Beyond good and evil 2, Never heard of the original but the setting in the cinematic has me interested.

AND IT'S OVAR!!!! Is it bad that the only gameplay that caught my attention was the rabbids game?

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Re: E3 2016

Postby SteakofStake » Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:29 am

Sony Conference
-Live music!
-They improperly piped their sound for the games!! we hear what comes out of the speakers on the stream lol
-great start
-oh the game was an uncharted dlc btw
-second game still has fucked audio, and is also dlc!!!
-3rd game, audio is still fucked! what I was watching on youtube switched audio sources, and sony's stream was the only one that was working lol
-3rd game has QTE's, still don't know what game it is tho
-oh it's days gone
-cringey people zoomed in on in the crowd
-lawl people are trying to film this on their phones
-Monster Hunter World!
-wow sony has pyrotechnics for this they really went all out on the budget
-Shadow of the Colossus remaster
-marvel vs capcom, ew the eyes don't animate at all and it looks so bad, the animations in general look bad
-Cowwadoody wwII
-HEY! LOOK! MORE SKYRIM, THIS TIME IN VR, BECAUSE REASONS
-oh this is a whole VR segment....time to skip a little bit
-God of War : Daddy Edition
-Detroit, you're choices count but I hope you like QTEs
-spoodermang, even more QTEs

It's OVAR!!!
So I've been considering a ps4 since there are atleast 10 exclusives i've wanted to play, but there really isn't anthing to look forward to other than the SOTC remaster, and there is already one on ps3, eh I'll probably still get a ps4 for crash anyway

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Re: E3 2016

Postby Lavarinth » Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:54 pm

Sony did an amazing job with that audio.

So trippy, though I felt as if all presentations were incredibly subpar to prior years.
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Re: E3 2016

Postby wibod » Fri Jun 16, 2017 3:47 am

So ayyy lmao genocide simulator 2 has an expansion coming that seems pretty weird, but could be good. I'm hoping it fixes some of the problems that the game has in regards to stealth being broken as fuck.

Medieval snowboard simulator the sequel was also shown off again, but no release date still. I just want to kill rhodoks wtf.
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Re: E3 2016

Postby Aiursrage2k » Sun Jun 18, 2017 6:49 pm

wibod wrote:So ayyy lmao genocide simulator 2 has an expansion coming that seems pretty weird

Now thats a game i would play


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