My wife is pregnant

[Lavarinth]

Those mood swings, amirit?

[Aluma]

Instead of "Hercanic" it should be "Jercanic".

Lav, make it so!

calm down satan

Don't make me use my final form!

Those mood swings, amirit?

et tu Lavarinth?

[IskatuMesk]

smoke weed every day 420 blazingit swag based yolo

[Zilla-]

Oh shit, I thought that I had already commented but I guess not. Congrats to you both, cherish your non-child-fluid-covered life as long as you can.

[Lavarinth]

You too, Zilla!!!

[Enkidu]

Psh! Don't congratulate that fool. He's not doing any of the work. His "work" is long done. He does nothing but tease me now. Yesterday he implied that I should put a paper bag on my head. With all the hormones coursing through my body, I'm about to go full Hulk on his ass. Instead of "Hercanic" it should be "Jercanic".

Lav, make it so!

Sorry?

[Enkidu]

Guys... Should I start running or is it too late for that?

[mark_009_vn]

Running is futile make your time while you still can.

[Enkidu]

Running is futile make your time while you still can.

Uhh... Okay.

[Milldawg]

Congratumalations! May your child be as cute as Teemo, as smart as Heimerdinger, as gentle as Bard, and as beautiful as Lavarinth.

[Alevice]

Congratulations man! Be sure to delight on each joy this new life will bring to you.

[Hercanic]

What time is it where you are. What time was it when you posted this! Who posts these things so close to April 1st!!

Bwahaha! April Fools, sucka! Had ya goin', didn't I? Just kidding. It's real.

Thanks everyone for your warm messages! Vanessa is now really starting to look pregnant, making the reality sink in all the more. Unlike her, I don't have anything squirming inside of me, using my bladder like a bongo drum. At least, I hope not. That'd be serious.

We're having a girl! The first time, the doctor thought it might be a boy, but that turned out to just be the tailbone. We've pretty much settled on a first name, and are now working on her middle name. Names are tricky, y'know? I have a hard enough time during character creation, now you're asking me to label a real human being? I really wanted to go with Ultron the Destroyer, but that was promptly vetoed.

[Zilla-]

Ive always thought withadash was a great middle name....

[IskatuMesk]

Ive always thought withadash was a great middle name....

Really can't argue with that.

[Lavarinth]

What time is it where you are. What time was it when you posted this! Who posts these things so close to April 1st!!

Bwahaha! April Fools, sucka! Had ya goin', didn't I? Just kidding. It's real.

Thanks everyone for your warm messages! Vanessa is now really starting to look pregnant, making the reality sink in all the more. Unlike her, I don't have anything squirming inside of me, using my bladder like a bongo drum. At least, I hope not. That'd be serious.

We're having a girl! The first time, the doctor thought it might be a boy, but that turned out to just be the tailbone. We've pretty much settled on a first name, and are now working on her middle name. Names are tricky, y'know? I have a hard enough time during character creation, now you're asking me to label a real human being? I really wanted to go with Ultron the Destroyer, but that was promptly vetoed.

Call her Jennifer Lawrence.