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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby mark_009_vn » Fri Apr 19, 2013 6:24 am

IskatuMesk wrote:I am probably a globule.

Explains the incompetence.


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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby GnaReffotsirk » Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:24 am

Lavarinth wrote:He was immediately fired.


Wait, what?! Seriously?

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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby Eredalis » Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:28 am

I'm still not sure if this whole thing was an April Fool's joke, though.

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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby IskatuMesk » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:53 am

While you consider, have some spinning Jay Wilson heads.

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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby Eredalis » Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:26 am

Let me guess. You got this from the hiring interview... The black hole in the middle could be Jay Wilsons anus.

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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby Theia_Loki » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:01 am

Eredalis wrote:I'm still not sure if this whole thing was an April Fool's joke, though.

Which was part of the reason why I played along.

Or am I?

Nah just kidding.

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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby IskatuMesk » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:43 am

Eredalis wrote:Let me guess. You got this from the hiring interview... The black hole in the middle could be Jay Wilsons anus.


Getting warmer. Now, where is the pickled nignugs and fresh roddiholi? If you were feeling particularly adventurous you could choose door number 69 and go for the Dawgdill special.

Also, if you had ever watched any of my videos, you'd know the answer to any inquiries regarding this topic long ago. I am so misappointed in you, sir, for dodging my most amazing of content.
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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby Legion » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:09 am

I've always found IskatuMesk to be highly unintelligible AND pedantic. A creative voice trapped in a manic skull.

Blizzard's gravest mistake yet.

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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby IskatuMesk » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:11 am

A skull comprised entirely of goats.
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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby Legion » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:17 am

Atop an unsightly body.

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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby IskatuMesk » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:18 am

Well, I am Canadian. Have you seen a sightly Canadian before? Yeah, that's what I thought.

It's a good thing the requirements for Blizzard enlistment solely consist of "comprised of edible material" and "can turn cranks".
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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby Legion » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:31 am

I can turn cranks most of the time.

I didn't think Blizzard's standard were high. They dropped them in the early 2000s, and more than ten years down that road they want you. I've seen and heard your shit, and like everybody else, I'm never impressed. But weren't you a little insulted by Blizzard's interest in you? I'd tell them to fuck off and ask, I don't know, Lavarinth or something.

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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby IskatuMesk » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:35 am

I think it would be most humorous if Blizzard really did have interest in me and then discovered the kind of commentary I do. The looks on their faces would be like that black guy when Ric Flair's tights got yanked down. Chances are due to my connections I could probably be working for them or Riot or something by now. I've turned down quite a few indie offers already, and I have no plans to accept any.

I'm here to stay, unimpressive garbage work and all, until I can work no longer.
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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby DrumsofWar » Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:15 pm

A lot of RTS franchises (as well as their modding capabilities) are getting knocked around between publishers trying to buy up a competitor to SCII. Would you ever consider applying to work with one of them if they'd let you take a pickaxe to modding limitations?

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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

Postby IskatuMesk » Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:30 pm

Since I possess no programming knowledge it is unlikely I would be given a position in relations to any kind of engine-related shit. Not to mention that no one cares about modding. Not to mention that I wouldn't be caught dead working for any of the given publishers there are throwing their shit around.

I would work for a company like CD Projekt Red or Valve under the sole circumstance that they gave me a budget, a team of my picking, and unlimited time to make my own game or movie.

The way I see it is, if I'm not building my dreams, it isn't worth my attention. Money is a non-factor to me.
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