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IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard

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Our famed modder IskatuMesk has been hired by Blizzard. When asked about his acceptance into Blizzard Entertainment, he cited a long winded history of great works and ideas being the reason he was offered the job. Blizzard approached IskatuMesk via private emails requesting for his ideas in regards to Legacy of the Void. Quickly realizing the potential IskatuMesk showed, he was instead offered a position in the Irvine, California facilities in his own office. He was informed that due to the 24/7 scheduling of Blizzard Entertainment, he could live and reside in his private office so long as he prepared his dinner safely as the cafeteria does close overnight. His main function at the campus will be to oversee a new division of a critiquing department of Legacy of the Void where a small staff will be placed in a dark wing of the campus grounds and be given a microphone and alpha copies of the campaign and multiplayer components to "record their rants endlessly for review and inspiration" (Source: Blizzard's recruitment department). Blizzard states they currently thrive on rants by self-claimed fans and plan to fuel their final installment of the campaign trilogy by its consumer's rage.

IskatuMesk's attendance at Campaign Creations must be abandoned and his identity retired. We at Campaign Creations wish him well.
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I know, I know, no one saw it coming. But I was given a special offer, one I couldn't easily refuse.

See you...

... in the Void.
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I know you have to retire your username, but I'll leave it with staff access in the event you "mistakenly" login to it.
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I can never tell you corporate secrets, though. They are very serious about closet duty.
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Genius! Get him under contract with a gag order! :3

See you at Blizzcon! You can sign my SCII boxes. :3
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Blizzard's future shining star has finally arrived!
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Did you get a good look at Sylvanas' magnificent rack? :]
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Oh don't you worry.

I've got all the racks.

All the time.
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I guess hell is frozen over...
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IskatuMesk wrote:I know, I know, no one saw it coming. But I was given a special offer, one I couldn't easily refuse.

See you...

... in the Void.
Your first order of business: Incorporate the Blood Moon into Legacy of the Void unit designs...

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This is great news. Now, finally, the Mesk rage shall echo in the halls, and balls shall rattle in the cold, damp, darkness.

Men shall be caught.
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He was immediately fired.
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Actually, I went up in the food chain, by order of magnitude. Bill taught me to become big in Korea. The only way to become big like little billy is to think big. Eat big.
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IskatuMesk wrote:Actually, I went up in the food chain, by order of magnitude. Bill taught me to become big in Korea. The only way to become big like little billy is to think big. Eat big.
Looking back at those old photos Mesk posted on the internet and some from Bills Roper, it struck me how much of a similarity the two have. They both have the same crazy eyes and goate...
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I am probably a globule.

Explains the incompetence.
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