IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
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IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
Our famed modder IskatuMesk has been hired by Blizzard. When asked about his acceptance into Blizzard Entertainment, he cited a long winded history of great works and ideas being the reason he was offered the job. Blizzard approached IskatuMesk via private emails requesting for his ideas in regards to Legacy of the Void. Quickly realizing the potential IskatuMesk showed, he was instead offered a position in the Irvine, California facilities in his own office. He was informed that due to the 24/7 scheduling of Blizzard Entertainment, he could live and reside in his private office so long as he prepared his dinner safely as the cafeteria does close overnight. His main function at the campus will be to oversee a new division of a critiquing department of Legacy of the Void where a small staff will be placed in a dark wing of the campus grounds and be given a microphone and alpha copies of the campaign and multiplayer components to "record their rants endlessly for review and inspiration" (Source: Blizzard's recruitment department). Blizzard states they currently thrive on rants by self-claimed fans and plan to fuel their final installment of the campaign trilogy by its consumer's rage.
IskatuMesk's attendance at Campaign Creations must be abandoned and his identity retired. We at Campaign Creations wish him well.
IskatuMesk's attendance at Campaign Creations must be abandoned and his identity retired. We at Campaign Creations wish him well.
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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
I know, I know, no one saw it coming. But I was given a special offer, one I couldn't easily refuse.
See you...
... in the Void.
See you...
... in the Void.


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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
I know you have to retire your username, but I'll leave it with staff access in the event you "mistakenly" login to it.
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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
I can never tell you corporate secrets, though. They are very serious about closet duty.


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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
Genius! Get him under contract with a gag order! :3
See you at Blizzcon! You can sign my SCII boxes. :3
See you at Blizzcon! You can sign my SCII boxes. :3
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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
Blizzard's future shining star has finally arrived!
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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
Did you get a good look at Sylvanas' magnificent rack? ![Smile :]](./images/smilies/flat-smile.gif)
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Oh don't you worry.
I've got all the racks.
All the time.
I've got all the racks.
All the time.


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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
I guess hell is frozen over...
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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
IskatuMesk wrote:I know, I know, no one saw it coming. But I was given a special offer, one I couldn't easily refuse.
See you...
... in the Void.
Your first order of business: Incorporate the Blood Moon into Legacy of the Void unit designs...


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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
This is great news. Now, finally, the Mesk rage shall echo in the halls, and balls shall rattle in the cold, damp, darkness.
Men shall be caught.
Men shall be caught.
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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
He was immediately fired.
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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
Actually, I went up in the food chain, by order of magnitude. Bill taught me to become big in Korea. The only way to become big like little billy is to think big. Eat big.


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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
IskatuMesk wrote:Actually, I went up in the food chain, by order of magnitude. Bill taught me to become big in Korea. The only way to become big like little billy is to think big. Eat big.
Looking back at those old photos Mesk posted on the internet and some from Bills Roper, it struck me how much of a similarity the two have. They both have the same crazy eyes and goate...

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Re: IskatuMesk to Work for Blizzard
I am probably a globule.
Explains the incompetence.
Explains the incompetence.


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