Forumer Gossip
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- Laconius
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On the early morning of January 1, 2011, a group of three armed terrorists identifying themselves only as "REYNURZ RAYDURZ" entered the premises of Blizzard Headquarters in Irvine, CA. Shortly after, hostages were taken while police surrounded the complex as the situation intensified. Five hours after the initial security breach, however, SWAT teams were dispatched to quell the armed inquisition and put an end to what appeared to be, according to an unnamed Blizzard executive, "a delusional crisis instigated by over-committed fans."
After an estimated forty minutes of escorting the hostages out of the complex, one of the initial SWAT divisions dispatched into the area came upon the bloodied, quivering form of Blizzard CEO Mike Morhaime. Closer inspection into the CEO's office by a unnamed trooper unveiled several forms documenting the shareholding rights of Blizzard's StarCraft intellectual property rights. And upon relentless bribing of said trooper, the "newly" acquired shareholders of Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft universe have been disclosed to the public;
[BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT]
-STARCRAFT-
-STACRAFT: BROOD WAR-
-STARCRAFT 2: WINGS OF LIBERTY AND ALL SUBSEQUENT ADD-ONS-
::Intellectual Property Rights Division::
1. Blizzard Entertainment [25%]
2. Unnamed Author of Copyrighted User Scenarios - StarCraft: Gas; StarCraft: Gas 2 [25%]
3. Unnamed Author of Copyrighted User Scenarios - The Flame Knives; Aeon of the Hawk; The Flame Knives 2; Aeon of the Hawk 2; The Flame Aeons of the Hawk's Knives [25%]
4. Unnamed Author of Copyrighted User Scenario -
Lavarinth'sprojectforSC2whichdoesn'thaveapurportednameforthebenefitsofpublicknowledge [25%]
All rights reserved.
[END OF LOG]
Needless to say, the instigators of the initial threat were never caught, even as police continued to search the building for days on after. For now, we can only surmise what kind of horrid molestation will occur within the StarCraft gaming realm now that these three new components have entered the equation in regards to the game's aforementioned intellectual property rights. And in concordance with what our nerdy friends over at Blizz HQ had to say about the whole ordeal, "May Adun fear for us all."
After an estimated forty minutes of escorting the hostages out of the complex, one of the initial SWAT divisions dispatched into the area came upon the bloodied, quivering form of Blizzard CEO Mike Morhaime. Closer inspection into the CEO's office by a unnamed trooper unveiled several forms documenting the shareholding rights of Blizzard's StarCraft intellectual property rights. And upon relentless bribing of said trooper, the "newly" acquired shareholders of Blizzard Entertainment's StarCraft universe have been disclosed to the public;
[BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT]
-STARCRAFT-
-STACRAFT: BROOD WAR-
-STARCRAFT 2: WINGS OF LIBERTY AND ALL SUBSEQUENT ADD-ONS-
::Intellectual Property Rights Division::
1. Blizzard Entertainment [25%]
2. Unnamed Author of Copyrighted User Scenarios - StarCraft: Gas; StarCraft: Gas 2 [25%]
3. Unnamed Author of Copyrighted User Scenarios - The Flame Knives; Aeon of the Hawk; The Flame Knives 2; Aeon of the Hawk 2; The Flame Aeons of the Hawk's Knives [25%]
4. Unnamed Author of Copyrighted User Scenario -
Lavarinth'sprojectforSC2whichdoesn'thaveapurportednameforthebenefitsofpublicknowledge [25%]
All rights reserved.
[END OF LOG]
Needless to say, the instigators of the initial threat were never caught, even as police continued to search the building for days on after. For now, we can only surmise what kind of horrid molestation will occur within the StarCraft gaming realm now that these three new components have entered the equation in regards to the game's aforementioned intellectual property rights. And in concordance with what our nerdy friends over at Blizz HQ had to say about the whole ordeal, "May Adun fear for us all."
- AA7Dragoon
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Re: Forumer Gossip
Milldawg can dress into one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.
- Negi
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Re: Forumer Gossip
DI is like 40 years old and still lives with his grandparents.
Quantam still hasn't realized that his name is misspelled.
Quantam still hasn't realized that his name is misspelled.
- Milldawg
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Re: Forumer Gossip
This is actually true.AA7Dragoon wrote:Milldawg can dress into one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.
Milldawg is an active moderator at CC and checks the forums frequently.
AA7 kissed a girl and he liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick.
Lavarinth is fluent in English.
mAc Chaos once went nine entire seconds without drinking a liter of Mountain Dew.
Thalraxal's real name is Thalraxal.
- Legion
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Re: Forumer Gossip
I am crazy.
- Meta
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Re: Forumer Gossip
Are you Krazy?Legion wrote:I am crazy.
- Theia_Loki
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Re: Forumer Gossip
Theia_Loki used to be a Deep One suffering from Impulsive Response Syndrome when he first joined SA as Kunami.
- Church
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Re: Forumer Gossip
Secretly, very secretly, the CC staff memebers are working together to create the best SC campaign ever.
It's a secret so we won't get mad when they cancel it.
It's a secret so we won't get mad when they cancel it.
- WB
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lol...this one is awesome.Jim_Raynor wrote:Secretly, very secretly, the CC staff memebers are working together to create the best SC campaign ever.
It's a secret so we won't get mad when they cancel it.
WB was killed about 7 months ago in a freak jamba juice accident.
- Church
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- AngelSpirit
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Re: Forumer Gossip
I am the fake Jim Raynor.Jim_Raynor wrote:I am the real Jim Raynor.
Shameless plug: Dwarf Fortress!Lavarinth wrote: You top the charts. Congratulations, to the OFFICIAL FORUM IDIOT, 1N73RC3P70R.
- Church
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Re: Forumer Gossip
Laconius is the quasi-semi-realistic Jim Raynor.AngelSpirit wrote:I am the fake Jim Raynor.Jim_Raynor wrote:I am the real Jim Raynor.
- SaintKerrigan
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Re: Forumer Gossip
I'm the real Queen of Blades.
- AngelSpirit
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There is no fake Queen of Blades. Except Lavarinth, who was last seen attempting to spontaneously mutate into Infested Kerrigan.Saint_Kerrigan wrote:I'm the real Queen of Blades.
Shameless plug: Dwarf Fortress!Lavarinth wrote: You top the charts. Congratulations, to the OFFICIAL FORUM IDIOT, 1N73RC3P70R.
- Negi
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Re: Forumer Gossip
Contrary to popular belief, Jim_Raynor and Saint_Kerrigan are not each an annoying 12-year-old boy and girl respectively.
They are a single annoying twelve-year-old hermaphrodite with two accounts.
They are a single annoying twelve-year-old hermaphrodite with two accounts.