Paul Revere: The Xel Naga are coming! The Xel Naga are coming!
Raynor: They're coming...to finish the job.
Horner: Sir, this is bigger than us!
Tassadar: Alo! I'm back!
Raynor: Tassadar!
Zeratul: Raynor!
Raynor: Zeratul?
Tassadar: Kerrigan!
Kerrigan: I'm the key. To end all things.
Zeratul/Tassadar: The prophecy!
Raynor: No, I won't let you do it!
Kerrigan: You have to let me go, Jimmy.
Horner and Crew: How can we trust her!
Raynor: This is my fight!
Horner: Sir, this is bigger than us! Again!
Kerrigan: You freed me from the Zerg. Now I'm the only one who can beat the Xel Naga. By becoming Zerg again. To control them.
Zeratul/Yoda: The truth, she speaks!
Raynor: But then they'll control you!
Kerrigan: Some things...are worth fighting for.
Metzen: See? Because she's the heart of the Swarm, but she's also GOT a heart! Unlike the rest of the Zerg! So she's actually THE "heart" of the Swarm! Get it?! We're amazing!
Me: AGH! THIS IS THE WORST STORY EVER!
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Best Damn Voice Actor There Ever Was[/color]
Paul Revere: The Xel Naga are coming! The Xel Naga are coming!
Raynor: They're coming...to finish the job.
Horner: Sir, this is bigger than us!
Tassadar: Alo! I'm back!
Raynor: Tassadar!
Zeratul: Raynor!
Raynor: Zeratul?
Tassadar: Kerrigan!
Kerrigan: I'm the key. To end all things.
Zeratul/Tassadar: The prophecy!
Raynor: No, I won't let you do it!
Kerrigan: You have to let me go, Jimmy.
Horner and Crew: How can we trust her!
Raynor: This is my fight!
Horner: Sir, this is bigger than us! Again!
Kerrigan: You freed me from the Zerg. Now I'm the only one who can beat the Xel Naga. By becoming Zerg again. To control them.
Zeratul/Yoda: The truth, she speaks!
Raynor: But then they'll control you!
Kerrigan: Some things...are worth fighting for.
Metzen: See? Because she's the heart of the Swarm, but she's also GOT a heart! Unlike the rest of the Zerg! So she's actually THE "heart" of the Swarm! Get it?! We're amazing!
Paul Revere: The Xel Naga are coming! The Xel Naga are coming!
Raynor: They're coming...to finish the job.
Horner: Sir, this is bigger than us!
Tassadar: Alo! I'm back!
Raynor: Tassadar!
Zeratul: Raynor!
Raynor: Zeratul?
Tassadar: Kerrigan!
Kerrigan: I'm the key. To end all things.
Zeratul/Tassadar: The prophecy!
Raynor: No, I won't let you do it!
Kerrigan: You have to let me go, Jimmy.
Horner and Crew: How can we trust her!
Raynor: This is my fight!
Horner: Sir, this is bigger than us! Again!
Kerrigan: You freed me from the Zerg. Now I'm the only one who can beat the Xel Naga. By becoming Zerg again. To control them.
Zeratul/Yoda: The truth, she speaks!
Raynor: But then they'll control you!
Kerrigan: Some things...are worth fighting for.
Metzen: See? Because she's the heart of the Swarm, but she's also GOT a heart! Unlike the rest of the Zerg! So she's actually THE "heart" of the Swarm! Get it?! We're amazing!
Me: AGH! THIS IS THE WORST STORY EVER!
i think you nailed it
You may have nailed it, but you spoiled it too! Dammit!
I haven't read the entire thread yet, but I literally had to stop and immediately post my admiration of the thread starter. This is one of the most brilliant peggings of a cliched storyline I've ever seen.
DrumsofWar wrote:I add $20 on top of that. Is it sad that I find Horner, the most undeveloped character, to be the most interesting one in the whole Terran campaign?
Horner was just kind of there... how could that be considered interesting?
