The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

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The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Protoss119 » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:48 pm

Wait a minute.  A lich's lackey making a spoof of some famous guy?  WTF H4X- ~head asplodes~  Err, anyway, this is a spoof of Razorclaw X's Vision of the Future series which, I might add, is freaking awesome.  WARNING: The insanity of this spoof may cause your head to explode.  WARNING: Reading this warning will cause your head to explode.  ~reader's head explodes~

Enjoy!

Somewhere, in deep space...

Arestes: Wheeeeeee!  ~blasting random stuff~

Marine in a Squid: Oh my god, he's whacked- ~boom~

Peppy (from Star Fox 64): Do a barrel roll! ~boom~

Rain Mirnimane (JYAP's Scythe guy): DIEDIEDIE!  ~inflicts several billion critical hits on Arestes~

Arestes: Eeep!  ~flees in Tiamat~

Zeji Warrior: We're ready to go to warp, sir.

Arestes: Snap out of it!  We'll make it, you'll see!

Zeji Warrior: But-

Arestes: We are?  Then let's warp, dammit!

The Tiamat warps out.  Meanwhile, on Planet Bob...

Ranma: Why the heck am I on this backwater planet when Razorclaw X could have something better to do with me-

Corg: FOR THE REGIS!

Suddenly, a huge Invid swarm from Robotech stampedes and stops in front of Ranma.

Tatewaki Kuno: I, Tatewaki Kuno, offer- ~gunned down by several Odeon Drones~

Ranma grabs Tatewaki's Bokken (Japanese Wooden Sword) and beats the crap out of Corg with it.

Corg: Toss, what the hell are you doing?  I'm supposed to be freaking good!

Me: So is Ranma.  But since I know nothing about Ranma 1/2 besides what I've read in Razorclaw X's fanfics...~makes Corg freaking powerful~

Corg knocks Ranma around the world and back with an uppercut.  Poor Ranma.

JYAP: Wait, Toss is winning?  I gotta help!

JYAP raises an undead army and proceeds to crush Toss's Invid with it.

Back in another section of Deep Space...

Corg: So you're just gonna abandon me like tha- ~head asplodes~

Back in another section of Deep Spac-

JYAP: I thought you were my frie- ~gets hit with a bludgeon~

Sheesh, I just can't let go of you guys, can I?  Anyway, back in another section of...screw it.

The Nemesis has just blasted 3 buffed-up BCs with just 3 shots.

Ace Tarpals: HACKS!  You're all using hacks!  Is no one innocent these days?!

Chaladar: I'm not using hacks...~hides Map Hack behind back~

Kabala: Ph34r me, ph00ls!

ATLAS: Warning: Cannot comprehend 1337 5p33k.  DOES NOT COMPUTE- ~asplodes~

Xaax: Why are we blasting BCs?

Kabala: Because I want to.

Xaax: Sweet, good reason.

Ace Tarpals: No it isn't-  ~shot down~ Oh ****!  Ejecting now!

[glow=red,3,000]ACE TARPALS HAS EJECTED.[/glow]

Kabala and Xaax hi-five.  The Nemesis leaves Back in Another Section of Space for no real reason.

Chaladar: What about me...?

Quiet you.

Xaax: So we blew up the enemy base.  Now what?

Kabala: Dunno.  Wanna go blow up Ziktofel's base?

Xaax: Sure.

Meanwhile, at Ziktofel's base...

Hhallahh: GAH!  GET THEM OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

Ziktofel: What is it, Hhallahh?

Imorih: En taro Adun, Executor-

Hhallahh: THE PIE!  I can't stop seeing PIE!

Ziktofel: Pie is good, Hhallahh.  Join the pie side of the force.

Hhallahh: NO!  I WILL NOT SIDE WITH PIE!

Kurdrac: Join the pie.

Kizrath: Join the pie.

Imorih: What say you?

Chaladar: Don't join the pie!

Everyone looks at him.  An awkward silence lasts for 5 seconds.

Chaladar: Hooray!  I'm being noticed!

Ziktofel: You're no different from the original campaign...

Hhallahh: OH NOES!  A FLASHBACK OF PIE!

FLASHBACK...

Zargil: HA!  You are too late, Xaax!  I have used Chaladar to create an alternate timeline!

Chaladar: Hooray!  I'm helping!

...KCABHSALF

Hhallahh: Hmm...all this talk of pie makes me hungry.  What's for lunch?

Ziktofel: Pie.

Hhallahh: OH NOES!  PIE!  RUNAWAY!

Hhallahh flies off into that one cave where he saw Anubis where he encounters Tipereth.

Hhallahh: Tipereth?

Tipereth: Listen to me, Hhallahh.  Whatever you do, do NOT give into pie...

Hhallahh: Aren't you supposed to be dead?

Tipereth: I am?

Hhallahh: Yeah.

Tipereth: No I'm not.

Hhallahh: Yeah you are.  You were killed by the Overmind Nymph.

Tipereth: Then how come I'm still- ~poof, he's gone~

Hhallahh: That was wierd...

But this is wierder!

JYAP: ~covered in green Invid blood~ That we're still living?

Quiet you.  Anyway...

Arestes: Lalala...

Suddenly, the Crimson Rhapsody flies like a fireball into Arestes Tiamat.

Arestes: YOU FOOLS!  This ship is indestructible!  It has 50 Armor!

Kabala: That was for blowing it up, ph00l!

ATLAS (repaired): Warning: Cannot comprehend 1337 5p33k.  DOES NOT COMPUTE- ~asplodes~

Xaax: I thought we were gonna attack Ziktofel!

Kabala: This is much cooler though.

Xaax: Fine!  I'll attack Ziktofel myself!

Kabala: Good luck with that.

Xaax: And take the Nemesis and its crew with me!

Kabala: ...eh...this is getting wierd...

Back at Planet Bob...

Undead bones, Inorganic parts, & green blood/biomaterial from those parts lie strewn on the ground, yet Corg & Ranma are still fighting.

Corg: You shall not defeat the Regis!

Ranma: Who's the Regis?

Corg: If I told you that, I would have to kill you!

Ranma: Aren't you gonna kill me anyway?

Corg: YES!

Ranma: So it wouldn't matter if you told me.

Corg: Yes it would, because then I would have to kill you!

Ranma: You're gonna kill me anyway though.

Corg: That is so you may not challenge the Regis!

Ranma: Um...you're making no sense.  Right now you're gonna kill me to protect the Regis and if you told me who she is-

Corg: YOU FIGURED OUR HER GENDER!  DIE!

Suddenly, the Black Dream comes out of orbit.

Chaladar: I've never flown this ship before.  I wonder what this button does...?  ~presses the Fire button~

The Phase Disruptor cannon fires and Corg & Ranma get obliterated.  Chaladar presses it a few more times, obliterating Arestes, Kabala, Xaax-

Xaax: WTF H4X

-Kuwadora, Amukasier, Akane Tendo, Rick Hunter, the SDF-1, & all the characters used in this strange excuse for a spoof.

Chaladar: Hooray!  I helped end this spoof!

Fin.

So what'ja think?

Razorclaw X: HOLY CRAP!  An abomination to all that is Ranma 1/2!  Get him, Tatewaki!

Tatewaki Kuno's beheaded corpse falls on Toss.

Razorclaw X: WTF?

On the rooftop where he fell...

Chaladar: Hooray!  I helped the author!

Disclaimer: No offense to any forum members.  This was created just to make your head explode- I mean, to make you laugh and was in no way biased against a particular forum member.

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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Zilla- » Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:05 am

I fail to find humor in this. Reminds me of the suff overlord fox comes up with.


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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Protoss119 » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:11 pm

You don't know the definition of Random Insanity then.  Surprisingly, your head hasn't asploded yet...
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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Taeradun » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:07 am

MY HEAD A SPLODE

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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Marine » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:33 am

Im with Zilla- on this, there is no humor in this. Just a bunch of people from different games.
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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Protoss119 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:06 pm

First off, it's only two games: SC and WC (In the sense that JYAP's a Lich with his own undead army).  Of course, being more specific, it's the Zeji Conversion, but meh.  The rest is two anime shows: Robotech & Ranma 1/2.

Second off...you must not have much taste in random insanity.

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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby IskatuMesk » Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:19 pm

No, I'm random insanity. This is just random stupidity.
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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Marine » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:05 pm

You had a guy named Peppy in it from Star Fox... thats another game. And ya Docter Doack is the random insanity... we got taste in it, but this aint it.
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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Protoss119 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:47 pm

Funny how I don't think so.

So what are you going to do?  Ban me for it?

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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Marine » Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:39 pm

No, I cant do anything about such things. Only the Staff can do it so I would just leave it to them and watch what they do.
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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Protoss119 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:26 pm

I didn't mean you in particular.  I meant the forum as a whole.

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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Taeradun » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:31 pm

I still stand by my ???
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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Gemini » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:57 pm

We're not going to ban you, but I don't see the point in you arguing "Well I thought it was funny when I wrote it at 2 am and put the word 'pie' in so you all must have broken senses of humor!!!!"

You're the only one who found it funny, get over it.


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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Protoss119 » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:04 pm

-_-

Why do you automatically assume that I wrote it at 2 AM just because it sucks?  Furthermore, if it's as BAD as you say it is, should it not be considered spam?  Finally, given that it's spam, should I not be banned for it?

I didn't expect you to find it funny at the notion of "pie".  However, given that my friend JYAP likes most of my spoofs, I though I would throw this one in here.  I'd bet money that he would find it funny where you don't (and won't "burn down my house for it" if you will).

Look, the point I'm trying to make is that just because I made something you don't quite find humor in, you're now treating me like a complete idiot of the lowest caliber, which I resent.

Sorry if I'm a bit harsh; I've been under a lot of stress at school lately.
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Re: The Zeji Spoof (A parody of Vision of the Future by Razorclaw X)

Postby Mucky » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:26 pm

how about we compress your post into two main points

a. blowme
b. blowyou


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